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  • Did you know Slash is in AC/DC?

    Posted by WillWorkforWhisky@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 41 comments

  • My sincere apologies to veterinarians.

    Posted by Opinions_ArseHoles@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments

  • Five years after his wife passed away, 70-year-old Edgar married 28-year-old Jessica.

    Posted by ___HeyGFY___@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments

  • What is the difference between a chemist and a factory worker?

    Posted by fauxmerican1280@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 2 comments

  • Old Indian man

    Posted by More_Mind6869@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 0 comments

  • Why did the Sperm cross the road?

    Posted by Grundy_Gamer@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 10 comments

  • A guy walks into a bar and sees an honest-to-goodness pirate sitting at the bar.

    Posted by Never_Not_Enough@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 4 comments

  • What do you call a horrific car accident with fruit driving the cars?

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  • Settling this once and for all. The "G" in GIF is pronounced...

    Posted by mralex@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 187 comments

  • "I'm naming my child Abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz"

    Posted by ManElectro@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 120 comments

  • A man in California bumped into and recognized God at the beach. God says, "promise never to tell anyone I was here and I'll grant you one miracle."

    Posted by ReasonableGator@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 152 comments

  • I never swim in French pools...

    Posted by DonNibross@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments

  • I should break up with my boyfriend because of his small penis.

    Posted by Laez@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 46 comments

  • On a windy day this guy sees an elderly rabbi get his hat blown off, so the guy runs after the hat and manages to grab it. The rabbi is very grateful. He hands the guy a $20 bill and says "God bless you, young man!"

    Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 91 comments

  • The other day after I had just finished doing my wife doggy-style, I told I thought she should maybe get her asshole bleached.

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  • Math Professor

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  • If the log rolls over, we're gonna die!

    Posted by Vanetia@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments

  • There's a man with a giant peach for a head at the side of the road...

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  • I was dating someone with a lazy eye; had to break up with her.

    Posted by dickpics4democracy@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments

  • I hear the palm oil in France is pretty good

    Posted by CynicalCosmologist@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 0 comments

  • Why did the kid go down the scary slide?

    Posted by BrainFRZ@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments

  • I told the woman I was dating that we should break up. She said, “You still can’t get over the mole next to my nipple, can you?”

    Posted by ilikesidehugs@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 35 comments

  • What do you call a black man being chased by 300 white men?

    Posted by downtoclown02@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 7 comments

  • I'm finally ready to admit that I'm secretly married to four different women.

    Posted by ol_hickory@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 64 comments

  • So I get pulled over by a state trooper

    Posted by 4mstephen@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments

  • A famous British World War II flying ace is giving a talk at a prim and proper upper class girl's boarding school

    Posted by tolkienguy@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • A man bumps into and recognizes Satan on the beach in the Dominican Republic.

    Posted by ReasonableGator@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 10 comments

  • A normal guy meets his new, attractive female neighbor for the first time

    Posted by Little_Somerled@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 43 comments

  • I just wrapped my bed in aluminum foil…

    Posted by WhiteLycan2020@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 0 comments

  • A man walks in to a computer parts store.

    Posted by Demonweed@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 2 comments

  • I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person!

    Posted by HolocronSurvivor80@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments

  • My girlfriend asked me if I was seeing someone else...

    Posted by Marble-Boy@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 27 comments

  • How much space do you need to grow a fungi?

    Posted by EbonyMWood@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 0 comments

  • A woman is getting concerned about her husband's expanding waistline. Soon, it got to a point where she could no longer ignore it especially as he was still young and handsome.

    Posted by Valuable_Tax_8446@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments

  • Two chickens are having a conversation

    Posted by the_peculiar_chicken@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me

    Posted by k5survives@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 71 comments

  • Why are demons and ghouls always together?

    Posted by WetTruckman@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments

  • 3 cannibals...

    Posted by Specific_Success214@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 16 comments

  • What do you call a sleeping police officer?

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  • I got a call at work from the hospital reporting my wife was critical.

    Posted by StockInitial4460@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments

  • A man is telling the bartender about his nightmares and difficulty sleeping as he sips his beer. Another patron arrives and sits a few stools away, listening to the other guy talking about recurring nightmares from his childhood – monsters under his bed that keep him anxious, worried, and awake all

    Posted by ReasonableGator@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 38 comments

  • The porn industry is leveraging the K-Pop market:

    Posted by mcarterphoto@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments

  • What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

    Posted by Schleprock11@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 57 comments

  • What's the difference between you and your dad?

    Posted by Electronic_Key7424@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 16 comments

  • Old guy’s wedding night.

    Posted by misterghost2@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 2 comments

  • What's Cher's favourite meal?

    Posted by rmf1989@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments

  • What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

    Posted by WetTruckman@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments

  • What do you call a kid sized food portion?

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  • If you want to save the world,

    Posted by Hot_Egg5840@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 2 comments

  • What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

    Posted by Schleprock11@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments

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