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  • This is the joke that supposedly got Groucho Marx kicked off the air. When he was hosting You Bet Your Life, he would interview contestants after the game started. Then this happened...

    Posted by TomahawkA5@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 172 comments

  • Did you hear about the kitty who tried to mimic police dogs?!

    Posted by wdaloz@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asks the young engineer fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you looking for?"

    Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 155 comments

  • Overheard at a nursing home:

    Posted by BioletVeauregarde33@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments

  • A man is going 85 miles per hour on a motorway when he sees a police car in his mirror

    Posted by Reecethehawk@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 41 comments

  • I returned to the car detailer, and there was a bottle of wódka and a bowl of pierogi on the passenger seat

    Posted by LunarLeopard67@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 4 comments

  • I had sex with a ghost last night

    Posted by YidItOn@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments

  • Did you know kangaroo meat tastes like beer?

    Posted by helloitscrash@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments

  • Teaching your kids black jack is a great way for them to learn addition

    Posted by lampboy2@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments

  • I love Eminem. What about you?

    Posted by DaFoxtrot86@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 8 comments

  • 25 years ago, my uncle went on a safari holiday when he noticed a distressed elephant caught up in a snare

    Posted by TumbleWeedPasses@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 16 comments

  • Can you imagine how much more popular Bing Crosby would have been...

    Posted by catfishman@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 30 comments

  • A crazy electrical engineer said, "I have an idea, let's put big ass data centers in space!"

    Posted by TrashyMillennial@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • Its been 65 years, I'm solving this one, once and for all, put my name in the record books!

    Posted by JokeJedi@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments

  • Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?

    Posted by mralex@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 13 comments

  • Police on patrol

    Posted by al3x696@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 31 comments

  • The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from...

    Posted by International_Bee653@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 7 comments

  • Three men and a train

    Posted by xerxes_dandy@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 37 comments

  • Everyone know about Achilles, but very few people know about his brother Bophades

    Posted by airscottie@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 38 comments

  • What do you get when you cross Lassie with a cantaloupe?

    Posted by old_farmer@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 2 comments

  • Wanna hear a Nirvana joke?

    Posted by Unlikely_Ally@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments

  • A C programmer finds a genie lamp.

    Posted by CynicalCosmologist@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 82 comments

  • Too lazy to put on clothes...

    Posted by Ghastly-Jack@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • My ex-wife’s doctor posted her BMI on social media

    Posted by WillKane@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments

  • How do you cut a wave in half?

    Posted by Fit-Bed-4030@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 8 comments

  • Travelling salesman.

    Posted by Alert_Lengthiness812@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments

  • I was dropping off a family member at a surgical center for a colonoscopy.

    Posted by jamminmadrid@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 2 comments

  • Two guys meet in an alleyway

    Posted by HellBlade64@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments

  • What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

    Posted by OnlyForNaughtyStuff@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 4 comments

  • How do you know you're getting old?

    Posted by Nowiambecomedeth@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments

  • A man has had enough and decides to become a Trappist monk

    Posted by Wallygonk@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments

  • How do you stop a male pitbull from humping your leg?

    Posted by Tigerbait72@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments

  • England had made the FIFA World Cup final, but poor Nigel was absolutely gutted. Due to a spate of bad financial luck, he had to cancel his plans to travel across the pond and cheer on his countrymen in person.

    Posted by TomahawkA5@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 40 comments

  • I took an elevator up to the 69th floor for a meeting and as I was getting out, the operator said, "Have a good day, son." I grumbled, "Don't call me son. You're not my dad."

    Posted by 808gecko808@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 261 comments

  • Eye drops

    Posted by WolfmanSG@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments

  • What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

    Posted by McKnightmare24@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 13 comments

  • What do ghosts wear to the beach?

    Posted by Fit-Bed-4030@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 7 comments

  • A man sued an airline after they lost his luggage

    Posted by unequivocallySerene@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • A Chinese immigrant couple just got married.

    Posted by Ixz72@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 72 comments

  • A genie told me I can choose to never have to brush my teeth for the rest of my life, never have to shower for the rest of my life, or never have to wear deodorant for the rest of my life

    Posted by Fuzzy_Kick_2519@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 21 comments

  • I asked my physician if he was a James Bond fan.

    Posted by EmergencyNo7427@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 4 comments

  • This guy Joe goes to pick up his fiancé for a date in a brand new Porsche. His fiancé is confused because Joe isn't exactly a wealthy guy.

    Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 185 comments

  • What does Popeye and a can of sardines have in common?

    Posted by EmergencyNo7427@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 62 comments

  • My friend was yelling at me about how people shouldn’t wear deodorant. He says there’s unhealthy chemicals in it that get into your skin and give you cancer. He said people who use it are stupid

    Posted by Fuzzy_Kick_2519@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments

  • A man sees a men’s store with a suit on sale…

    Posted by Special-Steel@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 38 comments

  • An old woman goes to the newspaper office after her husband died.

    Posted by danexperiment@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 21 comments

  • Two priests are out driving one day..

    Posted by crumpethead@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments

  • It's soo cold out here

    Posted by Worldly-Battle-5559@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • Everyone knows Dave

    Posted by Reecethehawk@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 55 comments

  • A woman decided to celebrate her 70th birthday

    Posted by pystar@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 36 comments

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