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  • My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.

    Posted by ps1aracroftoes@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • My therapist told me that getting over a breakup is worse than getting over a cocaine addiction.

    Posted by Areadien@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 13 comments

  • After having sex with Billie Piper I can tell you three things...

    Posted by TabooDiver@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 45 comments

  • Sex after death

    Posted by noidwa@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 115 comments

  • Experiment Gone Wrong

    Posted by aham_kunal@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 52 comments

  • I totally clammed up during my X-ray appointment when I noticed how insanely gorgeous the technician was. She looked me straight in the eyes and asked if she made me nervous. I’m like, “Pffft… no, not at all…I’m fine!”

    Posted by ilikesidehugs@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 47 comments

  • A son comes to his mother

    Posted by Omeganian@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments

  • On an RAF station in East Africa in the early 1930s...

    Posted by Gil-Gandel@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 10 comments

  • Please buy and read my new book. It's called "The woman who never complained". You can get it on Amazon,

    Posted by dad831@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 0 comments

  • Please buy my new book

    Posted by dad831@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 0 comments

  • Little Johnny came to class all beat up...

    Posted by StarsBear75063@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments

  • What does the pope poo?

    Posted by kanonenjagdpanzer105@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 2 comments

  • I arrived late for my Thai massage. The lady said,

    Posted by ClintBeastwood87@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 0 comments

  • Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat

    Posted by ActiveNo5484@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments

  • Am I fat?

    Posted by CD421DoYouCopy@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 173 comments

  • Old man getting a complete physical...

    Posted by IAmSpitfireJoe@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments

  • How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Posted by AnchorPoint922@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 16 comments

  • What do you call an angry monkey?

    Posted by Swain392@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • Lame one but my original ig

    Posted by kirito_261@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • What did the squirrel gave his partner for Valentine's?

    Posted by TheFunnyCuteVidsbyI@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments

  • This guy always smoked two cigarettes at a time. If anyone ever asked him why, he would always answer, “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother who is in jail.” One day he was only smoking one cigarette. Someone asked him “Is your brother out of jail?”

    Posted by StockInitial4460@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments

  • I know a couple who buys their weed together.

    Posted by casualwalkabout@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • An Englishman and an American enter a resort bathroom together.

    Posted by mougrim@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 24 comments

  • Roses are dead

    Posted by meisterbookie@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 4 comments

  • Back when I was studying mathematics, i made my money with illegal cock fights.

    Posted by Nice_one_too@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments

  • Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I throw half of them in the trash

    Posted by metrocker@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 7 comments

  • Maynard says to his buddy, "Hey Bubba, long time, no see! Whatcha been up to?"

    Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 27 comments

  • Patriotic Whores

    Posted by ZyXwVuTsRqPoNm123@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments

  • I couldn't believe I was gay and dyslexic

    Posted by the_pawan@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • What does the pope poo?

    Posted by kanonenjagdpanzer105@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 0 comments

  • What has 2 butts and kills people?

    Posted by lovejo1@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments

  • The New York Skyline

    Posted by MajorMystique@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments

  • Martin Freeman and Mackenzie Crook are chatting, catching up on their lives after The Office.

    Posted by vanity-vanity@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • A group of people dressed as crows was found dead.

    Posted by ConfectionTotal8660@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments

  • Friend said he wants to cheat on his wife, Kate, with some girl named Edith.

    Posted by madhousechild@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 36 comments

  • They still throw panties for Barry Manilow

    Posted by 3point21@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 23 comments

  • Have you ever played shoot the poop stain while standing up to take a piss in a dirty toilet bowl? I have.

    Posted by Substantial-Ear-2640@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • What do a pirate and a racist have in common?

    Posted by DesperateForYourDick@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 0 comments

  • Why do men usually die before their wives?

    Posted by tuotone75@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments

  • Three soldiers

    Posted by thereallio@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read

    Posted by JobTemporary515@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 34 comments

  • Once a year, on the anniversary of her hatching, a honeybee named Beatrice Day treats herself to a spa session, where she always looks forward to using their delightful toilet attachments.

    Posted by FunktorSA@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.

    Posted by Prooxith@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • A thief sticks a gun into a man’s ribs and...

    Posted by Prooxith@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • I finally leaned what E.T. is short for.

    Posted by SilentJoe27@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 37 comments

  • What did the cannibal choose as his last meal?

    Posted by Royallydeep@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

  • What does Jeffrey Dahmer have at a summer bar-b-que?

    Posted by Just-Heart-4075@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 34 comments

  • An irascible old farmer named Hu...

    Posted by Komnos@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments

  • My buddy's divorce is getting really technical. The judge awarded his ex-wife 50% of all his passwords.

    Posted by sswam@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments

  • I hate to have to make a post like this but can we seriously stop making jokes about Helen Keller?

    Posted by TheRoyalBeeKing@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 37 comments

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