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I checked my mirrors and backup camera. "All clear"
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What’s the difference between a yoga instructor, cinnamon ‘n sugar, and a friendly cross-eyed boy from West Virginia?
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How many incels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.
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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words on earth!
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What do Freddie Mercury and John Lennon have in common?
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Split up with my girlfriend today because she couldn't bring me to orgasm.
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A woman filed for divorce after her husband got his foot caught under a lawnmower.
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I saw two blind guys fighting.
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A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.
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How do you keep an Amish woman happy?
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I heard a lot of Americans stopped making out.
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What is the name of the best German shoemaker brand?
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Why are the pyramids in Egypt?
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Why can’t Superman fly near Tesla HQ?
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A young boy says to his Dad, "Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician."
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An orchestra is rehearsing. The drummer keeps missing the beats.
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What did the magicians name their daughter?
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Why are people so exhausted on April 1?
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Got a new shirt
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What do you call feces with muscles?
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I quit my job because my boss asked me to go to an auction for him.
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How many immoral lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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If you attend a 100 meter dash and you see/hear a starter pistol go off...
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Every time I install recessed lighting, I get uncontrollably aroused
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Best lines when dealing with telemarketers
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Once there was an island ruled by a king.
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For their new ad campaign, the restaurant put up a billboard showing an erect penis
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'Yo Momma' jokes are old, have no class, and are done to death by just about everyone.
Posted by RavingRationality@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 162 comments
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Suspicious wife
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You know what prostitutes say after sex?
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An eight-year old knocks on the door of a brothel...
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A man with a wooden eye…
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I don’t know what fondid
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We'll We'll We'll
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Tiger Woods Joke
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I went to see Dr. Hook when I was younger
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A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
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What’s better than hearing “I love you “
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The doctor said to his patient...
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When a prostitute takes a day off…
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I take a different six figure vehicle to the job everyday
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I was in a cemetery and I saw a guy get up from behind a gravestone.
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You know how samurais unsheathe their blades for a moment and decapitate their enemies?
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Made the mistake of ordering a computer game for my kid made by Elon Musk.
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Grasshopper walks into a bar
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A guy takes his car to the mechanic.
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Breaking News
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The Family Heirloom
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What do you call a boomer that can’t afford to retire?
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