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  • An aspiring young lawyer was sitting in her office late one night, when Satan appeared before her. The Devil told the lawyer "I have a proposition for you…"

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  • A guy goes to a bar and orders a rum and Coke.

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  • They say that 1 man in 10 is gay.

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  • Elon sends a change of address requesg to the post office

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  • A group of people want a seperate autonomous state with fluoride in the water

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  • My wife asked me, “Do you really hate all Christmas movies?”

    Posted by porichoygupto@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments

  • I told my British friend I woke up with a bloody nose.

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  • Twitter turns right, people left.

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  • Kevin: "Why did you marry me?"

    Posted by MarcoDanielRebelo@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments

  • My son mentioned he likes my fiancé who has 3 sisters.

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  • how do you make a plumber cry

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  • One day, Albert Einstein has to give a speech at an important science conference.

    Posted by MudakMudakov@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 16 comments

  • What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with The Titanic?

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  • What does a cannibal call a group of gay dwarves?

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  • What did the leper say after they infected the whole village?

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  • A doctor stopped at a bar...

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  • Once upon a time there was a redneck that decided to go hunting..

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  • My son said, “Dad, I don’t understand the difference between a diameter and a radius.”

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  • A guy calls his dad from his college dorm crying. “Daddy, daddy, my roommate is gay”.

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  • Not to brag, but my friends and I did a lot of experimenting with sex and drugs when we were in college.

    Posted by porichoygupto@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 27 comments

  • What is the difference between a person falling from the first floor and a person falling from the twentieth?

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  • I know being sexually compatible is an important part of a happy marriage, and that's why I'm worried. The only way my wife can cum is if she's on top ...

    Posted by SoNowYouTellMe101@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments

  • A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any grapes?"

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  • To all the people who accuse me of gaslighting

    Posted by LuminaL_IV@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments

  • P Diddy walks into a talent agency

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  • What do beer and pussy have in common?

    Posted by superalpaka@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 138 comments

  • What is the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars?

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  • In Trinidad and Tobago it will cost you $2.50 for an apple pie, in Jamaica it will cost you $3.00

    Posted by charlssam@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments

  • Why is Taylor Swift Elon Musk’s favourite singer?

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  • Chinese/English bilingual joke

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  • How do you preserve liver before transplants

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  • I was in a restuarant last night and was unhappy with my meal. So, I called the waiter over and said, "Waiter, my soup is cold!" The waiter replied, "It's Gazpacho."

    Posted by StockInitial4460@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 52 comments

  • What does a cowboy do in his free time?

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  • I was out to dinner with my conservative uncle

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  • Did you hear that mary poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head?

    Posted by TheQuietKid22@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 81 comments

  • What do you call the lead singer of Motörhead when he has a cold?

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  • One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark".

    Posted by Pichwademeinkauntha@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 223 comments

  • The other night, my girlfriend asked me to come to bed and play. Now, in my naïveté, I thought she meant to play music together. I play guitar, she plays bass. See the reason I misunderstood her is because she said, and I quote,

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  • Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right

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  • After a long, fulfilling life, an elderly veterinarian passed away peacefully in his sleep, and woke up in heaven.

    Posted by PalisadePeryton@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments

  • Let’s hear your best lawyer joke. I’ll go first.

    Posted by idahowoodworker@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 237 comments

  • We have a made a new carry on movie…

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  • The Worst Joke in the World - The Pink Golf Ball Joke.

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  • How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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  • A New Einstein Joke!

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  • Communists have refused to adapt to new technologies

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  • A wealthy business man's sailboat takes on water and begins to sink near an uncharted Pacific island. He paddles his raft to the island with whatever survival supplies he can muster from the sinking vessel.

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  • Expert Fisherman

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  • I had wild sex last night and it lasted for 20 seconds

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  • What do a podiatrist and a pediatrician have in common?

    Posted by RabbitsAteMySnowpeas@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 0 comments

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