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If you want to stop ants from coming in to your house
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In ancient Rome, a man was convicted of eating his wife.
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What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
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Mary had a little lamb...
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Mama tree told the family that her apples would be a bit late for dinner
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How is prison better than a marriage?
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What do you call immigrants to Sweden?
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For God so loved the world that he gave His only son.
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What's the difference between a cow and a crucifixion?
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Four cannibals apply for a job in a big corporation…
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I confessed to a priest that I had committed all of the seven deadly sins in just one day
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What do customer service reps and proctologists have in common?
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Let me borrow $10,000, but only give me $5,000 of it.
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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
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A man walks into a bar...
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Three friends were bragging about who has the most sex. The first guy starts, “Y'all ain't got nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch penis! I've slept with more than 1,000 women!”
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"Doctor, my butthole hurts" young lady said
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My friends keep telling me that I have no sense of humor
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Marriage sex
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The Priest at customs
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What’s the difference between Bill Cosby and a fencing sword?
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What do you call a door that won't close all the way?
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I look better with my glasses off...
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My sister is flying out to NYC to shoot a healthcare CEO.
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And then the fight strarted
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What does my sex life and the dinosaurs have in common?
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What is the devil's favorite place to go?
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666 is the biblical number of The Beast, but....
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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when he was rudely interupted by a pre-med student
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A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
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It's amazing when people who can't see cut the lawn.
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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but SaranWrap as underwear.
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This Easter, we are reminded that Jesus died for our sins…
Posted by chickyloo42by10@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments
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Looking for jokes that seem inappropriate but turn out to be wholesome.
Posted by Slammajadingdong69@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 514 comments
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My 5 year old niece humbled me in under 10 seconds
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Why can't women choose food for men?
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I was granted an audience with God
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Clever comebacks to "what's up?"
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So, if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what's Luke short for?
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Jose preguta a Pedro: «¿Cómo se llama ese cilindro que recorre el techo?»
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Multiplication Miracles
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Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
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Jesus saves
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Why can't altar boys play chess?
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I asked a guy if he was finished
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Guy goes to the doctor, says, "Doc! Doc! You gotta help me! My damn dick turned bright orange!"
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
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What is the most racist joke you know?
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First timer
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What do ducks watch on TV?
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