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Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a suspect on the road toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?" The sarge replied,
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When I was young, everyone wore wristwatches. Now everyone has a clock on their phone.
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Do you know why I love my PS5 more than my girlfriend?
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Why did the baker's wife leave him?
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An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, " I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales." The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, "
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They’ve cloned a grizzly. I’ll say it again; they’ve actually cloned a grizzly.
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Patient: Why should I stop eating deep-friend foods, extra salty snacks or energy drinks just because of what heard from your horoscope?
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I failed my math’s exam.
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My roommate says our house is haunted...
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A Guy Applied For a Job and the Interviewer Said, "Why I There a Four Year Stretch Where You Did Nothing?"
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If a male pumpkin is named Gord, what is his wife's name?
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
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A man in an interview is asked: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
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A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. "All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"
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A guy is in a job interview. The interviewer asks “What do you consider to be your greatest weakness?”. The guy thinks for a moment and replies “Well I do believe in being totally honest.” The interviewer looking surprised says “I think that is a strength not a weakness.” …
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Why was the garbage truck upset?
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The Sun's pronouns are they/them.
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Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
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Why is divorce so expensive?
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I beat a kid in a video game and told them I banged their mom last night
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One of the wards in the hospital played Scottish music and nothing else.
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My wife's been pressuring me for anal sex, told her I'd look into it
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Every story about molestation…
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I shouldn’t have drank laxatives before going to church
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Im an awkward guy. My friend said I could crash on his couch,
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Woke up to go to work happy
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I hate when you badly want to fart in a taxi
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So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth
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90 year old prostitutes with false teeth
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Can’t visualize myself in the future, except…
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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?
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If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?
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Adam, a fresh Navy recruit, was eager on his first day aboard the submarine. He reported to the officer, who sized him up and gave his first order.
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I’ve got a meeting with the guy that invented the progress bar during the era of dialup internet. He’s going to be here in 2 hours and 13 minutes. Edit: Apparently he’s stuck in traffic and he’s going to be here in 6 hours 54 minutes. Edit2: He’s making better progress than thought, he will be here-
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I'm challenging myself to write the shortest joke possible, and now I have an idea.
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Grandpa and the blue pill..
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My car makes me cry
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Coffee has been banned in France.
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My neighbor lost his boat when he tried towing it with a rope. That's right.....
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When my Tinder date arrived in the restaurant, I guided her to her seat, and asked, “Shall I push your stool in?”…
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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A kid is playing a video game...
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I want to invest in BYU's cheese shop, but I don't have enough money to do so.
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"You are too busy with revenge" he said
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What do supportive fathers and unsupportive fathers have in common when they have a trans daughter?
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My girlfriend just dumped me. She said in a teary tirade: “I can’t take your shit any more. You’re so pedantic. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you....
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Adam walks into a bar.
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What screams I am an atheist?
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My wife says that I have no empathy
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Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
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