Overheard at a nursing home:
Posted by BioletVeauregarde33@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments
Old woman: "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!"
Old man: "An elephant!"
Old woman: "Close enough!"
ModelMagician@reddit
What’s gray and comes in quarts?
inclink10@reddit
Gray paint.
ModelMagician@reddit
An elephant
finger_licking_robot@reddit
she already had the old man's dick in her hand as she asked.
Unholydiver919@reddit
Only because she has Parkinsons.
KillaDaKlown@reddit
Those who know, know.
GFrings@reddit
I don't get it :(
Redbud12@reddit
She going to say yes to whatever the guy she wants to sleep with says.
BioletVeauregarde33@reddit (OP)
From how I've had this joke explained to me: He didn't want to have sex with her, so he told an obvious lie. She figured no one else would even guess, so she accepted his answer despite it being blatantly false.
Srikandi715@reddit
You posted a joke that you had to have explained to you? 😉
That's a mark of a bad joke.
GFrings@reddit
Wow that's really really really subtle