Two guys meet in an alleyway
Posted by HellBlade64@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments
"Yo. You got the goods?" asks the first to the second.
With a confident grin, the second responds. "Yeah I do."
To the first's confusion, the second guy pulls his phone out and taps something then presents to him a photo of a bird spreading it's cloaca wide open.
"What the fuck is this?! You said you had the goods!" blusters the first guy, who steps back, completely baffled.
"What?" responds the second guy. "You said you wanted quail lewds!"
Infall3788@reddit
I don't get it. Is it wordplay?
Zaxarner@reddit
Quaaludes is the brand name for methaqualone, a hypnotic depressive drug. It’s pronounced like “quay loods”.
Quail lewds sounds like quay loods. A quail is a type of bird and a cloaca is the part of the bird that eggs and excrement comes out off. Hence “quail lewds” when the guy asked for quaaludes.
Infall3788@reddit
Thanks for being so thorough! Never heard of quaaludes, but I knew the bird stuff.
Stringy63@reddit
I'm pretty sure quaaludes stopped being manufactured decades ago.
Infall3788@reddit
Yeah, I looked it up and found that it was most popular as a recreational drug from the 1960s - '80s, which is before my time. Must be an older joke
Stringy63@reddit
A balding pun with wrinkles
whatitzresha@reddit
Real knowledgeable on the bird porn part of it yeah? Most people would keep that to themselves…
Best8meme@reddit
No no, that information was useful to me...
I will not be taking any further questions. Thank you
dgkimpton@reddit
😂 oof, sick burn.
Zaxarner@reddit
I figured, but I thought it would be funnier to over explain. lol
primalbluewolf@reddit
Normally pronounced the same as "key".
Zaxarner@reddit
Oh, yikes. I forgot about that. That’s awkward.
DocLego@reddit
I got it only because I’ve seen The Wolf of Wall Street :)
OutrageousAd6177@reddit
Quaaludes
SheyenSmite@reddit
No hate, but I don't think "ha, this regular word almost sounds like these nasty words" is enough to make a joke work. We see these here often, I'm always a bit disappointed.
Zaxarner@reddit
You mean a pun?
Bentup85@reddit
I’m more of a tit man myself
bussinbeats@reddit
Is there a subreddit for these quail lewds?
Fabulous-Possible758@reddit
Gross. Hot. But gross.