How do you know you're getting old?

When you wake up, your back is stiff but your penis isn't

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Your balls touch the toilet water when you sit on the pot.

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In your 40s : emails for ED In your 50s : emails for hospice In your 60s : emails for cremation services

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The serious answer:

When your folks keep asking you when you will get married and give them grandkids.

The slightly jokey answer:

When your folks are shopping around for possible partners for you to marry.

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Speak for yourself

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You’re getting old when your back goes out more often than you do.

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Morning wouldn’t

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People don't laugh at you when you fall down they ask if you're okay.

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Reactor lenses

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When you don’t care if your penis isn’t