I returned to the car detailer, and there was a bottle of wódka and a bowl of pierogi on the passenger seat

'What's all this?' I asked the detailer

He replied 'You asked us to Polish your car'

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How do you tell if the detail job on your car was Russian? Your car? It's Russia's car now.

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Wodka and perogies are just the sort of passenger princess snacks I like.

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Why are Polish and polish spelled the same? Because when God created them , he didn't know sh*t from shinola!

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I tried to get my nails done at the Polish Centre but all I got was a pirogi lunch.