A Chinese immigrant couple just got married.
Posted by Ixz72@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
Pm thier wedding night, the groom decided to ask his bride what she wanted to do first.
She thought about it, then excitedly said "69! I wanna try 69!".
Groom: "you want chicken with broccoli?"
godfromabove256@reddit
Someone explain.
bismuth92@reddit
The woman wanted to try the sex position colloquially refered to as "69". The man thought she was asking for item 69 on the family's restaurant's menu, which was chicken and broccoli. The joke is that all Chinese immigrant families own restaurants.
dajtut@reddit
In the USA, the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 severely limited immigration from China. Originally intended to last 10 years, it was renewed in various forms for 60+ years. But a court case in 1915 established an exception for restaurant owners, leading to the rapid growth of immigrant-owned Chinese restaurants in the 1910s and 1920s.
Tyfyter2002@reddit
For further context, immigrants starting restaurants is pretty common, likely because moving to a different country turns the basic life skill of cooking into the substantially rarer skill of cooking food from a specific foreign nation
secretprocess@reddit
To dig even deeper, the very concept of "Chinese food" tends to he over-exoticized outside of China, a phenomenon that Chinese immigrants have duly exploited throughout history in an industrious fashion. Rather than merely cooking the food they grew up with, Chinese restaurant proprietors would cater to the widest possible array of dishes in order to maximize appeal and profit. Menus grew exceedingly long and systematic, to the point where "Chinese menu" became another cliche for any long list of numbered options.
MontEcola@reddit
The stereo type is that Chines people run restaurants. And the menu items are numbered. So you pick your meal by saying , Number 69, or what ever. Just be careful about asking for Number 2.
bja88@reddit
Chinese restaurant menus often have the dishes numbered
perfectchaos007@reddit
Chinese, Japanese, dirty….
Longtime2692@reddit
Wrong sub bud. This is a funny racism sub not pure racism sub. Why you bashing asians when your're Korean if you haven't noticed lol
GI-IOST@reddit
Sneeze?
MontEcola@reddit
A fly goes into a restaurant and then picks a table. The host brings a menu. Moments later the waiter comes to the table to take the order.
The fly says, "I will have the number two, please".
Travel_Dreams@reddit
OMG!
😂
Alicam123@reddit
And what is no. 2?
MontEcola@reddit
When a small kid needs to use the toilet a parent will ask #1 or #2? #1 means the kid can pee behind a bush. #2 requires a real bathroom. Its poop.
TheeAincientMariener@reddit
Thanks for explaining this 🙄
old_bald_fattie@reddit
We live in an apartment complex with a garden in the center of like 10 buildings. In the summer families will go down and their kids will play.
A few summers ago we wre walking kn the evening, kids playing. In front of us a kid was running. Suddenly stopped, looked around her, ran to a neae by bush, dropped her pants, and dropped a deuce right there. Pulled her pants up and ran back to play.
It was disgusting.
alex206@reddit
The chicken and beef combo, duh
bobhopeisgod@reddit
And who does he work for?!?!
Rymanbc@reddit
That's right, you show that turd who's boss!
Chit_Chatlinger@reddit
C’mon…
tonic613@reddit
I don’t get it. Back home, number 69 is the cream of Sum Yung Gai.
JD-D2@reddit
I also watched that Family Guy episode, sorry bud
secretprocess@reddit
You don't have to be sorry, there's no shame in watching Family Guy
Cack-Yo-W33n@reddit
Made me wheeze. Thanks
r2killawat@reddit
She want cream of some young guy!