Can you imagine how much more popular Bing Crosby would have been...
Posted by catfishman@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 30 comments
If he had been named Google Crosby?
GroovyGuru62@reddit
Bong Crosby would have opened up a whole new demographic.
Ornery-Database-3993@reddit
I don't know. Ask Jeeves Crosby.
Waste-Job-3307@reddit
Hindsight is 20/20
AZGrowler@reddit
2020 is hindsight.
ready_james_fire@reddit
And 5757 is heinzsight.
Tcloud@reddit
Took me a bit to ketchup.
Waste-Job-3307@reddit
LOL That too
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
20/20 is still on the air so its future is present.
WillKane@reddit
What about Yahoo Serious?
Sufficiently_Jokey@reddit
"I know what those words mean, but that sentence makes no sense."
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
I Heart Emoji Yahoo Sirius!
steve0suprem0@reddit
There's a blast from the past
azad_ninja@reddit
Duck duck Go fuck yerself (the Andrew Dice Clay remix)
Squankyou@reddit
You are this old if you remember Bing.
Sithmaggot@reddit
Anyone who remembers Bing Crosby should remember Bing.
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Or still uses it. Anyway I remember Bing Crosby because I have to watch White Christmas every year. Kill me now.
Srikandi715@reddit
Funny, just yesterday a friend made a Bing joke to me in chat, and it took me about the minutes to remember what Bing was.
At least I was primed for this joke, though 😉
Empty_Nestor@reddit
Matthew Perry might still be alive if he’d been Chandler Google.
Too dark?
MinFootspace@reddit
Chandler Netscape
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Abraham Lincoln Patrick Henry the Navigator
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Or to get the Pittsburgh vote, Sidney Crosby.
s777tew@reddit
The difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney.
Bing sings and Walt disny
tlbs101@reddit
Now, I’m dreaming of a whAIte Christmas.
no_fucking_point@reddit
So this is where Jay Leno's writers ended up!
catfishman@reddit (OP)
Sorry, if it sucks - I swear I'm trying! Heheheheheh
DaftPump@reddit
I had a good laugh.
External-Analysis-31@reddit
Did you see this? Did you hear about this?
NBCMarketingTeam@reddit
The superior late night host
Beatless7@reddit
Hmmm.
boojiec@reddit
That’s terrible, Jelly!