An old woman goes to the newspaper office after her husband died.
Posted by danexperiment@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
She says to the person at the front desk that she needs to get an obituary published for her husband.
She gets brought into an office and is asked what she wants the obituary to say.
The woman thinks and says, “Fred Smith died.”
The reporter looks at her and said, “Miss, you can have it say more than that if you want.”
So the little old lady thinks for a second and says, “Fred Smith died. Boat for sale.”
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That was my mother’s favorite joke.
bobhopeisgod@reddit
The second best day of your life is buying a boat. The best day of your life is selling the boat
Indotex@reddit
What does boat mean?
Bust Out Another Thousand
otisthetowndrunk@reddit
Dale Gribble: Fix It Again, Tony!
5zalot@reddit
Buoyancy operated aquatic transport
your_neurosis@reddit
Look at me Perry! I'm Bo-At ing!
Safe-Comfort-29@reddit
Or horses
m3phil@reddit
My brother told me to “never invest in anything that eats.”
bobhopeisgod@reddit
A horse is a horse of course of course and no one can afford a horse of course. that is of course unless the horse is the famous credit debt
Cold_Table8497@reddit
A boat is just a hole in the water into which you throw money.
albufarisnear@reddit
Same joke but said in a Scottish accent and it's McGregors dead, golf clubs for sale.
SCSimmons@reddit
This raises the obvious question: what did your father think of this joke?
curveball_82@reddit
He hopes she doesn't sell his boat for what he told her it cost him.
Alokir@reddit
This is an extremely popular and iconic joke in Hungary but with a boiler (electric water heater) for sale instead of a boat.
There's also an urban legend that this actually happened once.
Sure_War_1008@reddit
Two things are like throwing your money down the toilet: owning a boat and a swimming pool. I guess owning a horse would be another.
Gregib@reddit
I heard it with the reporter saying there is a 6 word minimum...
Justin_peacemaker@reddit
Definition of a boat.
A hole in the water, into which you pour money.
kfo90@reddit
I think this joke is hilarious
Waitsfornoone@reddit
It's apparently a favorite of a lot of people.
The 'truck for sale' version just appeared within the past couple of days.