Two priests are out driving one day..
Posted by crumpethead@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments
when they get pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters"
The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says;
"Alright officer, we'll do it"
Marquinhoomg@reddit
I will translate a very popular joke from Brazil:
A guy walk into a pharmacy and says to the attendant: - I need a condom please, tonight I will do some crazy things with my girlfriend.
The attendant simles and give him a condom. When the guy was leaving the pharmacy he turn back and says: - Give me another one, the girls mom is hot and maybe I can have some luck.
At night the guy meets his girlfriend and she says that they will dinner with her parents before they go to his house.
At the dinner the guy wasn't saying anything, and his girlfriend says: - I didn't knew that you are so shy.
And the guy says: - And I didn't knew that you father works at the pharmacy
Hot_Survey9104@reddit
Haha!
mapodoufuwithletterd@reddit
is there a meme version?
pseclint@reddit
What's the best thing about banging twenty-six year olds?
You get to bang 20 of them
Snoopy_Hates_Germans@reddit
You ruined the joke by including the hyphen.
Adventurous_Map_3584@reddit
How about just 20 six year olds?