Police on patrol
Posted by al3x696@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 31 comments
A cop was patrolling at night in a well known area for "parking."
He saw a couple in a car, with the interior light on.
He got closer to the car and saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walked over to the car and knocked on the window.
"Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing to the young woman, the cop asked, "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugged, "I believe she's knitting a pullover."
The cop was totally confused.
A young couple alone in a car at night and nothing obscene is happening!
"What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 22, sir." "And her, what's her age?
The young man looks at his watch and said, "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes.
pleski@reddit
It's also funny that age of consent is 18 in some places.
mississauga145@reddit
Yeah, most of North America is 16, funny eh?
pleski@reddit
Kind defeats the punchline.
Comfortable-Web9455@reddit
12 in Alabama if they are family.
KenanTheG@reddit
17 year old knitting is the only funny part of the story.
Malvastor@reddit
I'm pretty sure this joke is from before there actually were computer magazines. Or computers. 17 year old knitting back then probably wouldn't have been surprising.
Ornac_The_Barbarian@reddit
Yeah. I read it some thirty years ago. Almost word for word. Probably could do with an update. Still funny though.
futdashuckup@reddit
When I went to college after the military, I was shocked by some of the shit I saw. Girls knitting because of their ADHD. Bringing bearded dragons because they have anxiety and its their emotional support animal. Others ditching class because some asshole is bringing a giant fucking lizard to class and they'retoo busy knitting to notice that its roaming around the classroom.
Anyway, knitting is still a trend...
Malvastor@reddit
I know my sister knits, and is always happy to get her friends into it. I vaguely remember seeing a couple girls knitting when I was in college, but didn't realize it was that popular still.
DerRaumdenker@reddit
"I waited 3 months for 30 seconds?!" she said 21 minutes later
Waitsfornoone@reddit
"Is that it?
Are you done now?
What do we do next?"
villageboyz@reddit
Finish the pullover?
Quattuor@reddit
Is it in?
Stekor-Tidder@reddit
This is what I like to read… jokes about upstanding, moral, law abiding citizens.
sith4life88@reddit
What do employers who pay minimum wage, and guys who only also with 18 year old girls have in common?
The_Ghast_Hunter@reddit
What's the difference between a pregnancy and a lightbulb?
FourteenthCylon@reddit
You shouldn't stick a coat hanger in a light bulb socket.
seenhear@reddit
Oof that got dark quickly. Like someone unscrewed a light bulb.
SamaritanOS@reddit
You can screw a pregnancy?
jsiulian@reddit
Brother, we're here for jokes not facts 😄
woburnite@reddit
friend of mine who was a cop used to find lovers on lovers lane, tell them to move along, and then ask the guy - "Hey, weren't you here last week with a different girl?"
ulyssesfiuza@reddit
Material for r/foundsatan
Granite66@reddit
To bad that in the next minute the 22 year old will be arrested for grooming an underage girl.
JayMac787@reddit
Jimmy Savile
mister-ferguson@reddit
Like he would wait...
LunarWolf333@reddit
I beg to differ!!!!!!
madlibs13@reddit
Good ol' #378
HulkasBigtoe@reddit
And he will be done in 21...
flesh_piston_0907@reddit
😂
Waste-Job-3307@reddit
🤣 Ok - you got me.
bussinbeats@reddit
Now they have to find another place. Thanks for ruining it Mr police officer.