A genie told me I can choose to never have to brush my teeth for the rest of my life, never have to shower for the rest of my life, or never have to wear deodorant for the rest of my life
Posted by Fuzzy_Kick_2519@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 21 comments
He was a hygiene-ie
SpitefulBitch2@reddit
Wonder what the punchline was
suffaluffapussycat@reddit
I love this joke
calimehtar@reddit
Yeah well mine lets me choose from four shades of blue, six different cuts and many different waist and inseam sizes. He's a Jeanie.
calimehtar@reddit
Who me? Hey man, what's up? No I can't grant wishes but I'd love to hang out. You're cool I like your style. No, I'm a Genial, why do you ask?
Vast_Bad_39@reddit
Bro really hit us with the hygiene-ie and thought we wouldnt notice.
flying_carabao@reddit
I think hy-genie works better. "hygiene-ie" just sounds like a snooty French genie
Fuzzy_Kick_2519@reddit (OP)
Are you saying the genie is French because he doesn’t shower?
HolyStNicoley@reddit
Explains why he smells like oui
jaddodd@reddit
40 year old virgin? Try washing your dick occasionally.
Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit
I smelt this on another sub ....it stinks
NoTime4YourBullshit@reddit
I’ve met people who don’t do any of those things and they didn’t need a genie for it.
Malalang@reddit
The odor is kind of magical, though
adrenalinda75@reddit
It announces them from far away, against the wind.
coolguy420weed@reddit
Real talk, first is definitely the play, right? If you miss a shower you're stinky for a day, if you miss deodorant you're maybe somewhat stinkier for a day, if you miss brushing your teeth enough...
Lington@reddit
Tooth problems can cause major issues for both your body and your wallet. 1000% I'd take not having to brush my teeth.
EvilCeleryStick@reddit
Yep. Plus I hate brushing my teeth. I regularly gag now (I guess it's an age thing because it's newer).
But I actually really enjoy showers.
Dave1307@reddit
*monkey's paw curls a finger*
You now have no teeth in your mouth to brush.
coolguy420weed@reddit
aw dangit
mathaiser@reddit
He didn’t realize I already do this
skwerrel@reddit
Jokes on you, stupid genie, I already made those choices on my own years ago
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
Smell you later