My friend was yelling at me about how people shouldn’t wear deodorant. He says there’s unhealthy chemicals in it that get into your skin and give you cancer. He said people who use it are stupid
Posted by Fuzzy_Kick_2519@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments
He really went on a deodo-rant
Tigerbait72@reddit
He needs to just get over it and roll-on.
Sad-Guarantee-4678@reddit
Excellent, but I'd make a setup even longer, this wasn't painful enough
Fuzzy_Kick_2519@reddit (OP)
Sorry about that
Sad-Guarantee-4678@reddit
No I mean it, this has a potential to be a great anti-joke that makes people groan, I love these
Rob2018@reddit
Do him a solid. There’s a way to make it longer but I’m Sure it’s a Secret.
Nice_Opinion5958@reddit
Did you tell him it’s all non-scents
SpendHefty6066@reddit
This joke smells off.
RobaDubDub@reddit
There was a guy like that on our high school football team.He played right guard
Bar_Foo@reddit
This joke is the pits.
humperty@reddit
Yes, and it gets on my tits.
nb6635@reddit
I told him, “No sweat, man”
WildBoy-72@reddit
I just rolled with it.
Aggravating-Duck-891@reddit
Didn't want to make a stink...
Gingerishidiot@reddit
Is he anti-perspirant as well as being anti-deodorant?
jaddodd@reddit
Said your friend, the virgin who needs to wash his dick more, but you were to nice to tell him?
GuntherHogmoney@reddit
When my employees refuse to use deodorant, I give them the axe.
darrylgorn@reddit
Oh brother, that guy stinks
burner_account_9975@reddit
I read this in Kippy's voice.
Zyffyr@reddit
His opinion stinks.
difficult-anal-sex@reddit
Did he ask you to go somewhere private so you could talk ologne?