Everyone know about Achilles, but very few people know about his brother Bophades
Posted by airscottie@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 39 comments
It's actually pretty similar to the story of Achilles. Everyone knows about how when Achilles' mother dipped him into the river Styx, making him invulnerable, she held him by his heel, thus leaving his heel exposed to injury. Bophades is similar - but instead of holding him by his heel, his mother held him by his testicles. So while most everyone is familiar with the story of Achilles' heel, very few people know about Bophades nuts
bussinbeats@reddit
I don’t bank at Bank Of America because of their app
Ben_Thar@reddit
It's nuts
ChrisPJ@reddit
First joke I have read here in a long time that made me laugh to tears.
Al_Kydah@reddit
Google: Bophades nuts reddit.
Wowza-yowza@reddit
I did and I still don't get it. Please explain
Al_Kydah@reddit
Many results for the same jokes. Some 8yrs old.
Wowza-yowza@reddit
Did more digging, I got it now
dgkimpton@reddit
Care to explain to those of us too lazy to Google it?
davideogameman@reddit
Bophadez. Pronounced close to: both of these
Wowza-yowza@reddit
BOF (BOTH) OF (O) DEEZ as in DEEZ NUTS
dgkimpton@reddit
And why is "both these nuts" funny?
davideogameman@reddit
It's middle school level humor. It's more of a prank than funny - you got them to listen for a bit and the punchline is deez nuts instead of something actually funny. So kinda like a baby Rick roll in joke form
dgkimpton@reddit
Ah, thanks, that helps.
Turbulent-Break-4947@reddit
its not.
labrador_1@reddit
I don't understand either
Evil-Bosse@reddit
If reddit only allowed new jokes we'd have one every 25 years or so
airscottie@reddit (OP)
I should have checked, and it's possible that I read it here first, but I still like it
Puzzleheaded-End-134@reddit
Still funny af and new to me. Thanks for posting it
StormblessedFool@reddit
There's no rule against reposts, you're fine
TikiJeff@reddit
Gargle bofa deez nuts...
Bad_brazilian@reddit
On Reddit?
Whynot151@reddit
No
Gil-Gandel@reddit
Ah, that one legendary man whose only weak point was his testicles.
sim16@reddit
You know, more men suffer this affliction than you may think.
Steve96GT@reddit
Bo Fa Deez nuts...
KnoWanUKnow2@reddit
It's Bop Hades Nuts.
Hades was the god of the underworld in Greek Mythology. So it's an under handed attack. /s
Capable_Victory_7807@reddit
That wasn't Bophades, that was Testacles.
carmium@reddit
Pronounced "tes-ta-cleez"
Capable_Victory_7807@reddit
exactly
Brostapholes@reddit
Did someone call me?
Seraph-of-Zeon@reddit
"And his shieldbearer was called Testuhcles..."
Empty_Nestor@reddit
r/angryupvote
kawicz@reddit
Is this a L.I.G.M.A. repost?
Bad_brazilian@reddit
No, it's a B.Of.A. repost.
barfelonous@reddit
Bophades nuts!
Avunculardonkey@reddit
Testaclise.
badwolf1013@reddit
It took me a second, because I was pronouncing it Bo-FAY-deez in my head.
airscottie@reddit (OP)
When you’re telling it aloud, you should absolutely pronounce it “bo-fay-deez,” it’s hilarious when the person takes a second to get it
PersimmonDriver@reddit
GOTTEEM!!!