25 years ago, my uncle went on a safari holiday when he noticed a distressed elephant caught up in a snare
Posted by TumbleWeedPasses@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 16 comments
My uncle instantly ran over and pried the snare off the elephant and freeing it.
The elephant looked at my uncle before raising its foot and lifting its trunk in the air as a sign of gratitude before it walked away.
My uncle never forgot that moment and proudly told anyone who would listen.
Last week, we were all on a family holiday in another city and decided to have a day out at the zoo.
When we got to the elephant enclosure, my uncle froze.
An elephant looked at him through the glass before raising its foot and lifting its trunk in the air.
My uncle became ecstatic and, without another word, quickly climbed over the walls of the enclosure to reunite with the animal.
They stood face to face briefly, the elephant maintaining its pose as my uncle wept tears of joy.
Then, without warning, the elephant picked my uncle up with its trunk and hurled him in the air multiple times before throwing him against the wall, killing him instantly.
Guess it wasn't the same elephant.
True-Bee1903@reddit
Sounds like something Norm Macdonald would say.
VAdogdude@reddit
Sounds like his kind of uncle.
SpeedyZapper@reddit
and this all happened because the ole uncle Lester didn't realize the elephant was the mayors girl.
AffectionateDance214@reddit
All I can say is ‘plethora’
SuperSyrias@reddit
That means a lot
1800skylab@reddit
My uncle waked out of the shower one morning and came across the elephant looked at him through the glass before raising its foot and lifting its trunk in the air. Next to the elephant was a baby elephant, who looked at his dad and said, "How do they breathe through that little thing?"
Amonette2012@reddit
Not really a joke.
humperty@reddit
It's an anti-joke. You expect a clever punchline but you get zilch.
Amonette2012@reddit
No, it's just shit.
WeSaidMeh@reddit
It's the kind of joke an AI would write.
Business_Act_127@reddit
No. It's a very old joke.
EmmieMillis-78@reddit
Narrator: *It was, in fact, a very different elephant.*
ktka@reddit
If you don't know elephant gang signs, stay the fuck away from them.
Boot_Effective@reddit
Your uncle had years of joy that the elephant he rescued was caught again?
dennyitlo@reddit
Elephants never forget so it had to be a different one. Probably confused him with the guy who set the snare.
Nina_Drusilla@reddit
The buildup had me fully expecting some beautiful Pixar ending instead it turned into a nature documentary narrated by pure disrespect