What does Popeye and a can of sardines have in common?
Posted by EmergencyNo7427@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 61 comments
They both come in olive oil.
Posted by EmergencyNo7427@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 61 comments
They both come in olive oil.
One-Shame3030@reddit
But..my olive oil is virgin
boethius61@reddit
Mine's extra virgin!
BatsNStuf@reddit
My nickname is college
PBaz1337@reddit
It likes Star Wars?
Clickguy10@reddit
How did the seed get in there?
Boogzcorp@reddit
Ugly Olives?
Jeepinthemud@reddit
Hideous olives. Beyond whiskey goggles.
Bbop512@reddit
Popeye smoking something besides spinach! You have to be pretty stoned to fight Bluto for Olive Oyl!
Crueltea@reddit
Not anymore
Mabvll@reddit
THIS IS THE FBI, OPEN UP!!
Doublestack00@reddit
*born again
Kitchen-Hat-5174@reddit
Idk man, that bluto guy has a telescoping machine gun penis that the animators took waayyy too much time drawing…
SouthernZorro@reddit
I thought maybe they came in mustard sauce and Popeye is one weird dude.
whiznat@reddit
Not anymore.
Jaydeekay80@reddit
If you’re gonna use a cooking oil, you’d feel a lot better knowing that nobody’s fucked it.
somethingbrite@reddit
This would explain the size of Popeyes arms....
misanthrope2327@reddit
Allegedly
64b0r@reddit
At least that's what she said to you. She's a lying cumbucket.
LifeFeckinBrilliant@reddit
I'm old enough to get that joke. Have an upvote while I cry.
EmergencyNo7427@reddit (OP)
Tip your waitress. I'm here all week.
jbrancaleon@reddit
Tip: don't sleep in the road. You will wake up with a rundown feeling!
RandomGuy197680@reddit
Here's my upvote. Was NOT expecting that!!
EmergencyNo7427@reddit (OP)
Take my wife, please
agreatcuppatea@reddit
I choose OPs wife as well.
Tommy_Roboto@reddit
The sardines come in oil, not the can.
JaguarMammoth6231@reddit
Okay, they both come with oil inside them then
Ok_Leader_7624@reddit
Ummmm, no. Popeye doesn't cum with Olive Oyl inside of him. Quite the reverse
misanthrope2327@reddit
How do you know? Don't kink shame Popeye
Ok_Leader_7624@reddit
Shiver me timbers!
ihaventanyidea@reddit
Don’t you mean “Well, BLOW me down”. 🤣🤣
MGsubbie@reddit
Prostate massage?
bathoryduck@reddit
"Unlike Popeye." - Isla Vanal
NomenScribe@reddit
Technically correct. The best kind of correct.
inspectedbykarl@reddit
r/unexpectedfuturama
szaade@reddit
can someone explain
Interesting_Check229@reddit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Oyl a girl named Olive Oyl is Popeye the sailor's girlfriend. they eventually get married and have a son
Adorable-Ad8209@reddit
Moses went to mount Olive so Popeye punched him in the face.
compuwiza1@reddit
What happened when Napoleon went to mount olive? Popeye got pissed!
SeianVerian@reddit
This was at 69 before my upvote
Ewetootwo@reddit
uck, uck, uck, uck, uck 🤣
popeye_sailing@reddit
Very pissed in fact
Bigtits38@reddit
Why are Michael Jackson and tuna fish alike?
They both come in little white cans.
sweetpotatowedges21@reddit
What’s the difference between olive oil and virgin olive oil? Popeye’s cock.
CaptainLhurgoyf@reddit
The fact that this is tagged "religion" is even funnier than the joke itself.
J-Pom@reddit
Good one.
Kills_Alone@reddit
They're both in a trash can?
michael_landrup@reddit
this one got me 😂
eatshit311@reddit
You remember how skinny, and ugly she was, and everyone was trying to fuck her!?
jaylong76@reddit
because it was a tiny coastal town and it was either Olive or the sea witch
_pounders_@reddit
this is a great joke to keep in the back pocket for literally any time you see that something is packaged in olive oil
dssunshine@reddit
Religion?
Ewetootwo@reddit
No thanks, already had some.
Itzjay_1412@reddit
They’re both in a can,lol
UpperApe@reddit
Hukukukuke
3six5@reddit
Hehe funny
RepresentativeNo6620@reddit
Ewwwww
Capable_Victory_7807@reddit
my sardines come in mustard
the_flat_man@reddit
Colonel, is that you?
carmium@reddit
No clue.
Berek2501@reddit
This is war, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that.
fromhelley@reddit
Lol, I chuckled!