WoolooOfWallStreet

Noticed something familiar on an article about the Virginia gun ban. Anti gun protestor had a sign with the fallout 3 Chinese assault rifle on it.

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Soda Pressing

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Gone with the Wind

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Anon effed up

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Anon read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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Anglo Shitposting

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anon has an anon baby

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Nona goes to college

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Anon temps the FBI

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

When naming your stuff, just be straightforward Being secretive usually just ends up screwing yourself over when you forget your “inside joke to yourself” months or years later Speaking from experience

Social anxiety

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anon is inexperienced

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Anon takes the V pill

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Anon is not an incel anymore

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John Moses browning is the absolute best gun mind of all time prove me wrong

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Anon on the alien disclosures

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

I remember that one greentext where anon tried using those microwave radar dishes on some microwaveable popcorn and the popcorn tin just exploded Meanwhile the radar said it looked like something 3 km/around 1.5 miles across appeared for a second then disappeared

Anon is in a serious moral dilemma

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Anon Pavlovs a Kid

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Anon decides to be a degenerate on family reunion

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Anon knows what's coming

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Anon is remembering 9/11

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Anon is remembering 9/11

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

They had different variants of the covers too https://preview.redd.it/343g6hle7y3h1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4d4ddbc6fbfffe91248047068a983ca1375ed6 This was the most common variant

Anon's girlfriend won't stop farting

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You left us, CJ. You let the hood fall apart while you were living it up in Liberty City. You ran away from your problems! You're a coward!

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

A lot of Filipinos talk about crab bucket mentality too It crosses all sorts of cultural boundaries and my 2 cents is that it’s the other side of the coin for “fuck you got mine” mentality; it’s “I didn’t get mine so fuck you” Also I hope the automod doesn’t remove my comment for those last statements because it’s been doing that to me lately

Time marches on

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Anon is a poet

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Sun, god of the sun

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Anon is a porn addict

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Rename the days of the week to match the solar system

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

It kind of is, Sunday and Monday: Sun and Moon If we go into Spanish Martes = Mars = Tuesday Miercoles = Mercury = Wednesday Jueves = Jovias/Jupiter = Thursday Viernes = Venus = Friday Going back into English Saturday = Saturn 🪐

How do I stop getting scared of guns

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Three days Summer

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Anon is lonely

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Anon’s brain should not have this much free time

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Mormons anoint you, I anoint slides and BCGs

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Anon makes fun of The Boys

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Anon has a seafood allergy

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Anon has a seafood allergy

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

Oysters are a type of hermaphrodite, the ones that are larva bearing alternate between male and female over time Oysters that are egg bearing are both but which parts are activated depends on the circumstances What happens when they are in the circumstance of being shoved inside of a human woman’s coochie? Shit, idk Maybe they all start turning into guys because they are responding to being surrounded by girl hormones? Idk if humans produce the same hormones as oysters. I also don’t know if Anon nutting on them changes the environment enough

Anon has a seafood allergy

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

The problem is that it reminds me of an old story where a guy and a girl tried putting tuna fish up there and then eating it out and eventually they found ***MAGGOTS*** up there! This means we might have a ***SEQUEL*** to this greentext in a couple weeks!

Anon submission

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Anons watch the finale

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One bird flipped at a time

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Anon has the power of foresight

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/tv/ discuss the final episode of The Boys

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Anon thinks about proffiting on Russia economic collapse

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Ebola fears surge on the ground in Congo over rapid spread of a rare type

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

One thing to note about this type of Ebola (Bundibugyo) is that it wasn’t showing up on the original tests for Ebola since they were originally built for the Zaire Ebolavirus Once they finally were able to figure out what it was, it’s possible it had been spreading from 3-6 weeks before it was identified, and they found out it had already been in two countries Since they still haven’t finished the contact tracing and there are more than 600 suspected cases and 139 suspected deaths (as per an NPR article this morning) it has really caught them by surprise

All Hail Magooga!

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Anon goes to Community College.

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Part of me is thinking/hoping Anon is being a smartass and the college is closed for next week I remember there was something where someone posted “don’t come to school tomorrow” and the school was closed for the weekend or a holiday or something but the police were still contacted about it

Novaflared

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I had an uber driver have difficulty getting me to an exam hall because the uber driver app kept changing the route in the middle of the ride I had to start a standardized test a few minutes late

Anon wants to see a movie

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Invasive pythons in Florida should be made into food and leather to get more people to hunt them

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Jackson Landers’s book “Eating Aliens” goes over stuff like that I don’t know if they bring up Python specifically, but carp, iguana, and lionfish are mentioned I’m pretty sure (Been wanting to read that book for a while)

Ebola outbreak may be spreading faster than first thought, WHO doctor warns

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

Because it was showing up in two countries at the same time with multiple clusters showing it HAD been spreading for a while with nobody knowing how fast and for how long This is the Bundibugyo version of Ebolavirus and not the Zaire Ebolavirus (the one that has been known and dealt with for the longest time), and most of the infrastructure and overhead dealing with Ebolavirus focuses on that so most tests didn’t catch it as an ebolavirus at first and the emergency vaccines for Ebolavirus are built for the Zaire Ebolavirus So when it was finally caught, it really blindsided a large amount of people who keep an eye on this stuff Also, you mention STDs Ebola can be found in semen long after the patient recovered After genomic sequencing of the 2021 Guinea outbreak, it was strongly indicated that it came from a survivor of the 2013-2016 outbreak