Anon is in a serious moral dilemma

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ThatOneGuyIn1939@reddit

thats fucking diabolical but go get that bag girl 🙏🥹

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Munnin41@reddit

I'm all for abortions, but getting pregnant specifically to get one so you can get views is pretty diabolical

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Alexandre_Man@reddit

No? The thing she's pregnant with isn't a person, so whatever. She could get pregnant on purpose 100 times and have 100 abortions and it still wouldn't be morally bad.

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Munnin41@reddit

You skipped a pretty important distinction

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This-Researcher2543@reddit

People will do the most insane immoral shit for money and mfs online will still respond with "get that bag" 😭

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IllitterateAuthor@reddit

There's nothing immoral about any of this

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LetMeLiveImNew@reddit

Nah abortion is chill but getting pregnant intentionally with the sole expressed purpose of aborting is fucked

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internetlad@reddit

My favorite is when YouTubers have a 3 minute ad read on a 7 minute video for a service that's clearly exploiting it's users and the commenters are like "get that bag king"

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Funneduck102@reddit

Cause I know if I was a YouTuber I'd be milking that shit dry, I'd be selling out to everyone so I can't really get too mad when they do the same shit.

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My comment was nasty but I mean dead ass that's what this is, it's greed. We got content creators watching smaller creators for their own videos raking in the cash while loading it with ads and you think that isn't greedy?

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Funneduck102@reddit

Never said it wasn't. Relax.

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cheezzy4ever@reddit

Have you seen the economy?

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This-Researcher2543@reddit

I'll give you $5 for a picture of your butthole

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Thaihoax@reddit

I’ll do it for 2$

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Faite666@reddit

$1.99

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dust2009@reddit

$0.99

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RadiantRoach@reddit

The story of how anon got tricked into paying child support for 18 years lol

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No-Section-4385@reddit

Girls with dick can't get pregnant.

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Hefty_Commercial3771@reddit

Not sure if the girl, OP, or the person who responded is the most messed in the head.

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Unlost_maniac@reddit

19 is too young.

I'm 23 and 19 year olds are like kids to me

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jbourne71@reddit

They’re the same person.

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PuttinOnTheFitz19@reddit

That’s 4-Chan for ya

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rayz0101@reddit

Or is it you for believing it?

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ya_boi_kaneki@reddit

op because this is probably just anon larping

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Catsindahood@reddit

The person responding is probably just playing along. nobody believe me this shit.

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Daveallen10@reddit

Absolutely. He's playing make believe with a pillow

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RecordEnvironmental4@reddit

Fake and straight?

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neoncumstainlol@reddit

Do a reverse stealth a slip a condom before shoot your shot

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KongKev@reddit

She's gonna do a 180 and press him for child support after not aborting lols

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puzdawg@reddit

Anon would have sex so it’s a win?

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JustAnotherALGOnaut@reddit

Honestly the most fake and gay story I've ever seen

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HereIsACasualAsker@reddit

its so fake and gay i am not so sure anymore...

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the_ok_Dan@reddit

maybe the fake and gay was the friends we made along the way

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8ion-from-the84513@reddit

Thats pretty gay but im not sure if its fake

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HereIsACasualAsker@reddit

that's right brother. I love you brother, we may be gay, but we are not fake.

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rest_me123@reddit

"I want a baby from you, so I can abort it"

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HungryBurgerCat@reddit

fake: anon will have sex
gay: anon doesn't want it

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QuinnAvery89@reddit

lmao “this guy will be perfect I won’t feel bad about aborting his baby”

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esssssto@reddit

Anon's fantasies are really messed up

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Zarathustrategy@reddit

I know what you mean but there's definitely a 50% chance she'll have the baby

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HamBlamBlam@reddit

Absolutely savage, lmao. Any remaining shred of dignity Anon has will disappear entirely if he ever reads this.

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RaveMittens@reddit

Just pull out.

SIKE!

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_Lusty@reddit

Great, now you banged a girl with a headful of crazy aiming to tear off your dick as revenge.

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Ssyynnxx@reddit

Lmfao

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Repulsive-Cow-8059@reddit

it's anon's weird fetishes again

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Thanag0r@reddit

What's the issue here? He is only winning here.

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JustChillin3456@reddit

Is 30 seconds of pleasure worth your soul ?

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TurKiball@reddit

Yes. Other questions?

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ChankaTheOne@reddit

I have .5 KD, is my soul lost and I'll forever be damned of the doctor I couldve raised?

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NOT_ImperatorKnoedel@reddit

What soul?

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JustChillin3456@reddit

Self report

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NOT_ImperatorKnoedel@reddit

Yes, I self reported myself as ginger.

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JustChillin3456@reddit

I weep for you 😪

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ZeroJeez@reddit

30 seconds? What are you a marathon runner?

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Tsorm@reddit

5 seconds max , 10 seconds if he knew how to edge

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Cr1tikalMoist@reddit

5 seconds? Damn I can only 3

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_Empty-R_@reddit

this thread. very reddit.

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blunsandbeers@reddit

" worth your soul"

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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JustChillin3456@reddit

Yes, and ?

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blunsandbeers@reddit

Better be going to mass every sunday then bucko.. not doing so is a mortal sin which permanently severs your tie with god. Also probably shouldn't be on this subreddit... ya know practice what you preach and all that

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JustChillin3456@reddit

“I neither practice , nor respect your beliefs but let me tell you how to be a good Christian”

Lmao

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poopcockshit@reddit

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floydianvergil@reddit

Christian larper in CHAAAAAT!!!!!!

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SFWLibrariann@reddit

Bro is a devout Christian but doesn’t even know what a mortal sin is? 😂

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lonewolf2556@reddit

If you’re concerned about the outcome of abortion/pre-marital sex, does that not mean you’re not religious? That you believe there is some further implication beyond the abortion itself? Otherwise you’d just shrug it off, no?

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blunsandbeers@reddit

holy shit you little dweebs are insufferable lmao.. if you don't have premarital sex your a little fucking weirdo bro.. sorry thats just the reality of it. Abortions also don't concern me so yea ofc I don't give a shit. I don't need to pretend to care about things to feel better about myself.

Go volunteers at a soup kitchen or make an actual difference instead of bitching about shit that doesn't concern you online., You fake christians are to pathetic for words. The moral grandstanding on the green text subreddit is fucking hilarious though lol way to be good christians guys! truly doing the lords work

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dalpozak@reddit

I often pour my soul down the drain for less

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ohmar_s@reddit

Soul? what's that gotta do with busting a nut

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JustChillin3456@reddit

There’s more to life than pleasure

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ohmar_s@reddit

Ofc there is. Having children isn't everyones life goal.

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baudmiksen@reddit

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Toxicotton@reddit

OOP probably prefers a strong hand, so the soft moist warmth of a woman's touch just won't excite him the way it does in his fantasies.

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Phazon2000@reddit

When you get older you realise it’s never worth your dignity or self-respect. Going back to the wank back just makes you realise how much disdain you had for the person and situation you put yourself in just because they were a mentally unstable 9/10 and you were a 6/10 who saw opportunity.

Stay true to yourself guys and don’t be a clown for pussy - there’s always more if you look after yourself.

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Fishmongererererer@reddit

He’s a 4channer. The chances of his immortal soul being saved are slim

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HereIsACasualAsker@reddit

#notall4channers.

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someguy50@reddit

I mean, yeah.

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cjfbbdixksndj@reddit

Goyim take

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someguy50@reddit

I dont speak Middle East

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ShutUpChunk@reddit

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bunker_man@reddit

What is even the purpose of making up this story. Like, who is getting trolled here?

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Zhou-Enlai@reddit

Wait till she flips it around, doesn’t get the abortion, and anon is paying child support for the rest of his life

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jungleass98@reddit

Soemthing, something still got laid

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

This was almost 8 years ago now

I wonder how this all went?

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jungleass98@reddit

(It never happened)

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effreti@reddit

does she know pregnancies sometimes don't happen right away? I know people who tried for 1 year before actually conceiving, she might be stuck with anon for a while

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rip-droptire@reddit

For a 19 year old woman it's probably happening right away. That age band is like the peak of human fertility

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tzzvii@reddit

No anon has definitely rendered himself infertile from years of self neglect and gluttony. Will need to use IVF

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PeaThink3152@reddit

that sounds like some pedophilia to me

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Nazboi6442@reddit

>literal biological fact

>muh pedophilia

why yes we should raise the age of consent to 40

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PeaThink3152@reddit

keep going after all the 18 and 19 year olds u creep

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_Empty-R_@reddit

keep ignoring actual truth. if this story weren't some fake and gay trash and it was a normal 26yr with a 19yr i bet your head just couldn't FUCKIN TAKE IT. Rahhhh. Zero ethical issues without adding assumptions or useless bullshit makes me mad rahhh.

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Nazboi6442@reddit

Oh no, a 1-2 year age gap between consenting adults, the horror!

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TurtleStepper@reddit

Fake but surprisingly not gay.

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Useful-Lion1653@reddit

Anon is a disgrace

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Goingallinn@reddit

Remember folks, all 4chan threads are 100% real and gay

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awesomea04@reddit

"Oops, sorry Anon. I forgot about the abortion. Now pay me child support!"

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spenway18@reddit

I mean... I might still do it.

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AssassinOfFate@reddit

There’s really no downsides tbh.

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Ozymandias_1303@reddit

This is definitely a real thing that happened and in no way represents anon's fantasies about women being evil.

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Taserbation@reddit

Can't she just say she got an abortion? Usually by the time the baby bump is visible it's too late to abort.

So she doesn't even need to degrade herself with anon.

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KaszualKartofel@reddit

If the point is to guide people through the process and experience it by yourself or something then maybe it makes sense. Honestly, I think it’s plausible someone tried such a thing. A greentext is by definition fake, but I think it cam be real.

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Faite666@reddit

You thing someone like this knows enough about woman to make up a convincingly fake woman for dudes to get mad at?

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SuperSocialMan@reddit

Yeah, but this story is fake and anon didn't think about it.

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

Gross how this 26yr old is lusting after an immature 19yr old. Shows he’s a manchild. Glad this is fake larp

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protokhan@reddit

Neo-puritans when two consenting adults do anything together:

https://i.redd.it/z9h16c8sk54h1.gif

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

The age of consent where I live is 16. That makes it okay for two consent “adults” to do anything together.

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protokhan@reddit

You'll notice I said "adults," 16 year olds are not adults. Great job taking what I said and applying it to a totally different situation though, very relevant to the conversation.

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

19 isn’t an adult it’s a teenager

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protokhan@reddit

https://i.redd.it/ygmaus3pt54h1.gif

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SeamusMcCullagh@reddit

This is 4chan. If anything I'm grateful that this fictitious young lady is at least over 18.

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

True

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KsuhDilla@reddit

sometimes when i have the house to myself i like to take off all my clothes and cover myself with dirt in my backyard so i can feel like a ripe eggplant

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Trigger_Fox@reddit

How tf do you get out?? Do you just kinda stay in there??

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KsuhDilla@reddit

i have super strength

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EuenovAyabayya@reddit

More real than anon

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NOT_ImperatorKnoedel@reddit

Abortion is the most ethical way of ending a pregnancy. End their suffering before they develop the mental capacity to understand it.

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EuenovAyabayya@reddit

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big_shmegma@reddit

the fall of the west

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ThirdXavier@reddit

Very fake, obvious ragebait for evangelical 4channers

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FireDevil11@reddit

Pro-Life femanon wants to show you they kill kids by killing a kid.

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lewd-boy-o@reddit

She's definitely gonna take you to court and try and get some money from you somehow

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PsychoSwede557@reddit

Lol just pull out at the end. Not much she can do at that point.

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Send_Cake_Or_Nudes@reddit

The nineteen year old girl turns out to have the body of a 52 year old trucker. Naive, anon ploughs the tired cheeks around the dingleberry forest. Clouds of flies and a stench that could kill a hog won't deter OP from losing his virginity. In the end both are crying with disgust, too ashamed to look at each other. Anon decides never to fuck a girl again, sticking to an old sock full of raw meat and ketchup.

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