earwax is a strange one time experience, definitely not a regular go-to but if some people unironically like the taste of black coffee i don't doubt earwax could be someone's preference
your profile picture gave me a boner. I just thought you should know that, you since like other guys are out there and some of them are like me and are sexually aroused by the among us crewmen but not like all of them just like the yellow one cause they remind us of the yellow ranger from power rangers and we used to fantasize about like being the red ranger plowing the yellow ranger while the blue and pink rangers watched.
I just wanted to make sure you know, just for the future, just... to be safe. Thanks for reminding me that
Real scenario, I was doing work on a group-project with a friend of mine in a large room that is decked out with dozens of computers (so kinda easy to lose sight of people) but was empty at the time, and a group of women with the same thing in mind came in afterwards.
After a while they apparently forgot we were there, and one of them unironically went into a 4chan-tier rant about how moids all fucking suck because all they ever wanna do is fuck her and then immediately drop her at best, she really went into it.
My friend (also a woman) was quietly cringing the entire time and when they finally remembered that I was also in the same room that was mostly quiet before they came in and listened to every word, they quickly got tf out lol
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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
Supposedly, earwax was used as a makeshift chapstick for people in very cold climates
BlackwoodJohnson@reddit
Depends if you have dry or wet earwax imo. Dry earwax isn’t much more than swallowing some dry bread crumps.
Positive_Action_5377@reddit
To be fair, the lecture was on the debate of piss vs shit in culinary terms
Senior_Independence4@reddit
Piss all the way
outer_spec@reddit
As a woman, I can’t believe that this is even a serious conversation. Obviously boogers taste better than earwax.
grillboy_mediaman@reddit
earwax is a strange one time experience, definitely not a regular go-to but if some people unironically like the taste of black coffee i don't doubt earwax could be someone's preference
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Ver_Nick@reddit
anons invent fictional scenario
MonotonyDauntSonder@reddit
your profile picture gave me a boner. I just thought you should know that, you since like other guys are out there and some of them are like me and are sexually aroused by the among us crewmen but not like all of them just like the yellow one cause they remind us of the yellow ranger from power rangers and we used to fantasize about like being the red ranger plowing the yellow ranger while the blue and pink rangers watched.
I just wanted to make sure you know, just for the future, just... to be safe. Thanks for reminding me that
flippy123x@reddit
Real scenario, I was doing work on a group-project with a friend of mine in a large room that is decked out with dozens of computers (so kinda easy to lose sight of people) but was empty at the time, and a group of women with the same thing in mind came in afterwards.
After a while they apparently forgot we were there, and one of them unironically went into a 4chan-tier rant about how moids all fucking suck because all they ever wanna do is fuck her and then immediately drop her at best, she really went into it.
My friend (also a woman) was quietly cringing the entire time and when they finally remembered that I was also in the same room that was mostly quiet before they came in and listened to every word, they quickly got tf out lol
IceCream_Duck4@reddit
It's not even a matter of taste but one taste 'edible' while the other absolutely fucking does not
Capital_Pick3604@reddit
Booger all the way. And its not even close
SpaceBug176@reddit
Yeah. Booger is just salt, water, and bacteria your body detected and threw out anyway. If anything, eating them will boost your immune system.
I mean that's what Vsauce told me anyway. Though I wasn't paying attention so he might've said something else as well.
Snort_Viking@reddit
Hell yeah brother!!
memefarius@reddit
God forbid guys get hobbies.