Anon has a seafood allergy
Posted by IHopeICanEditThis@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 270 comments
Posted by IHopeICanEditThis@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 270 comments
clownind@reddit
I hope this is fake and gay
IHopeICanEditThis@reddit (OP)
I didn't include the photos and videos OP posted as proof, because what the fuck, no.
wolphak@reddit
Link the fucking thread lmao this is like a train crash I'm enthralled
JeffersonsDick@reddit
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/949459763/help-me-b
gr1mm5d0tt1@reddit
It’s my fault. Entirely my fault
kjyfqr@reddit
I mean that was a fucking glorious read
Impossible_Arrival21@reddit
lmaoooo
kjyfqr@reddit
So fucking much gold in there. Can’t wait to finish it
Illustrious_Sand415@reddit
Holy shit that was a wild read. I downloaded the thread to where it's at now, in case it gets removed or deleted. The last part was about him going back after thinking about sleeping in a Walmart parking lot, finding out she trashed a bunch of his shit before leaving, threatening to call the cops for revenge porn, to her saying she's coming back to the house.
Illustrious_Sand415@reddit
KeyKey69@reddit
https://archived.moe/b/thread/949459763/
Illustrious_Sand415@reddit
Thanks. When I saved it to come back to later wasn't too far behind the full one. And there wasn't any more updates from OP. So I didn't miss any more to the story.
Miss_Torture@reddit
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Santaslittlebrother@reddit
My personal favorite
"how about you go kill a cow and eat its flesh like the blood drinking demon you are"
jbourne71@reddit
What a day to have eyes.
gr1mm5d0tt1@reddit
And reading comprehension
dragonandante@reddit
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/949459763/help-me-b
For those who come after.
biscuitboyisaac21@reddit
That was… a read.
zR0B3ry2VAiH@reddit
Ugh.. Thanks? I guess
dragonandante@reddit
You knew what you were clicking.
Foxintoxx@reddit
It's gone
ThatGuyFrom720@reddit
This one makes me feel upset.
HitEscForSex@reddit
Delete this
TURRETCUBE@reddit
404 :(
TheDream425@reddit
404 not found and excluded from wayback machine. They don’t want me to discover greatness
wolphak@reddit
Phenomenal. This is what the Internet is for not this normie political screeching into the void.
Lucius-Halthier@reddit
Amphiglak@reddit
Holy merry mother of Joseph.. why did i do that to myself. Why did i click.the link Why have i read it all...
4ensicFiles@reddit
https://i.redd.it/p3q78q7jjx2h1.gif
xaqss@reddit
Oh look, a link that I have no intention of clicking.
Ambitious-Regular-57@reddit
Lmao that was a fun saga. OP left, got drunk in a walmart parking lot, came back and she had trashed the house and left. He posted a shot of shucked oysters as proof. Then she texted saying she's coming back. He hasn't said anything since.
Oh she also put some in her ass
TellurianTech50@reddit
Not the anon and his new girl pic 🤣🤣 😭
Lebowski304@reddit
“No, it looked way grosser. I think I popped some of them because they were raggedy and she had all this grey/black juice dripping out.”
simatrawastaken@reddit
I skimmed this and holy fuck... Please, take my words of warning, if you open this thread be prepared to see exactly what OP described and worse
username27278@reddit
"And worse"... no no, the oyster pictures OP posted are for sure the worst of it
ecco311@reddit
I mean.... Sure it's kinda gross, but so far from the worst shit I've ever seen.
Yeah it's oysters in her pussy.
ConsciousStretch1028@reddit
Yeah, I've seen far worse. I mean, I didn't enjoy the visual aides in that thread, but it wasn't THAT bad. This was my favorite though
xkgrey@reddit
Look please be honest with me here. Is there gonna be bestiality here? I mean, of the vertebrate sort. I can laugh at a lot of gross and fucked up shit, but that’s a bridge too far. Straight up, animal cruelty is why I finally surrendered my /b/tard card back in the day. Can’t and won’t.
PartyClock@reddit
Oh it's awful. Mild for that board but awful none the less
jbourne71@reddit
Hot dog guy…. Sheesh.
IHopeICanEditThis@reddit (OP)
It appears OP is alive and it's his turn to plan the surprise.
IHopeICanEditThis@reddit (OP)
It looks like it's his turn to plan a surprise!
The_Daily_Herp@reddit
with post nut clarity this powerful this dude should be working in a lab and fucking freaks, he could advance science so much
JMTpixelmon@reddit
the comments make me feel sick
SquiggleMontana976@reddit
What are you doing here then
JMTpixelmon@reddit
because I ate soap and the doctors told me to puke it out
TheBlueEmerald1@reddit
Good God all of the comments gaslighting his ass. If this is real (probably not) why does anybody ever go to fucking 4Chan for advice?
catuluo@reddit
Because they're autistic. They have a traumatising experience, and they instantly retreat to what they consider their safe place and ask for advice as they cant really process what happened. And then they realize 4chan is a very different experience as the poster rather than a lurker
TheBlueEmerald1@reddit
Ouch
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
for a laugh
ZDuskFP@reddit
I love /b/ because sometimes you can find gems like this. Too bad most of the time it's filled with porn and gore and that's why I stopped browsing it years ago.
GOATBrady4Life@reddit
Oh man this shit is still happening. OP got wasted, posted vids she sent him of the oysters in there and she got pissed calling it revenge porn, trashed their apartment and left. OP said she is on her way back to the apartment now.
demonotreme@reddit
Welll, that's a double edged weapon if ever there was one
Gummiwummiflummi@reddit
Oh my days
jbourne71@reddit
Well that’s ten minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
ExoTheFlyingFish@reddit
What a fucking read. My sides are not quite in orbit, but a 747 just passed by them.
TheBigToast72@reddit
Yeseylon@reddit
Who taught Ted Mosby about 4chan?
Curiouspiwakawaka@reddit
Lebowski304@reddit
Holy fucking shit are you serious???
RadicalRaizex@reddit
I was fully prepared to write this one off as fake and gay, you're telling me there's PROOF?! WHY THE FUCK IS THERE PROOF?!
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
Idk could just be porn off the tinternet i don't think it counts as proof
flannelkumquat@reddit
Yeah, I'd be highly dubious of any story posted on /b/. The stories and information posted here are works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take something posted as fact.
Plausible? Sure. Actually happened to OOP? Doubtful.
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
It's also that as a crazy person, people don't just suddenly pull this type of shit. I don't buy it. There are absolutely people like this, they just don't suddenly do this
Brownfletching@reddit
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
Like I've way way worse porn, it really isn't proof at all.
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
Nah you are the oop and posted porn off the internet lol
altofanaltthatisalt@reddit
Anon partakes in bestiality
Red--Claw@reddit
Anon is raped.
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
by the oysters or what?
Red--Claw@reddit
By his girlfriend obviously?
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
rape is not defined by something somehow happening to you that you dont know while you are having sex intentionally
Red--Claw@reddit
Yes it is? What are you even talking about? You can revoke consent whenever you want, and consent granted under false pretenses is invalid. This is rape.
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
it is deception, not rape
why use rape as an umbrellaterm like that, it makes no sense to put physically forcing yourself to someone and raping them with tricking someone into consenting. It makes no fucking sense.
this is the same shit as when people just insist on calling everyone a pedophile who is attracted to underage girls just because they think all in the latter set are perverts. You are taking the edge, the intensity of the word away, by grouping other stuff with it just to make those things seem worse.
yes tricking someone into having sex with you when there is something important they don't know about is wrong, but it doesn't make it the same thing as physically forcing yourself onto someone. They have consented to the sex itself, just not some aspect of it.
calling this rape is butchering the language
Red--Claw@reddit
So besides you being a pedophile, You also don't know what rape is, which makes sense since you're arguing that its ok to fuck kids.
But lying to someone and making them have sex with a animal is rape. Thats the end of the discussion, rape isnt about forcing yourself onto some one its about consent. A 12 year old can say they want to have sex with you, but because they aren't mentally developed enough to consent its still rape.
Red--Claw@reddit
Did you just say its ok to be sexually attracted to children?
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
can you read?
Red--Claw@reddit
So your answer is yes? Because you said its ok to be sexually attracted to underage girls?
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
quote where I said that
Red--Claw@reddit
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
so two things were said essentially: - both pedophiles and other non-pedophiles who are trying to have sex with underage girls are perverts - it isnt right to group pedophiles and non-pedophiles into the same group and thus imply that they are the same or that they are both equally bad
there are levels of how wrong actions can be considered, if you didn't learn this in your life so far now is your chance
for example stealing the last cupcake from your friend's parents' fridge is wrong, but not as wrong as killing all of them and then burning down their house only for the pleasure of seeing their bodies burn
and no, im not saying having sex with underage girls is the same as taking a muffin, that example is just to illustrate that two things that are both bad can be both considered wrong while still acknowledging that there is a difference between them
I hope you'd agree that having sex with a 12 year old as a 50 year old is not the same as having sex with a 17 year old, while both are wrong, they are not equally wrong.
Red--Claw@reddit
Your comparison of stealing a muffin and murdering your parents is not at all comparable to molesting children. You are making an apples to oranges comparison for a apples to apples crime.
A better example would be the difference between stealing a hundred dollars and stealing a thousand dollars, both are bad, and one may arguably be worse but you are a thief either way. Just as you are a pedophile for wanting to rape a child weither they are 12 or 17.
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
As I have explained specifically, that example was only to illustrate vividly how two things while both are wrong can be different levels of wrong.
I agree that for that the money example would have been simpler though.
The issue with your thief analogy is that thief is an all-encompassing term for someone who steals property*, regardless of their value, while pedophile does not mean ephebophile or hebephile, it doesn't encompass those categories. These are distinct categories with fairly clear definitions.
Your mistake stems from the public's frequent misuse of the word due to ignorance.
My argument was that the younger and more helpless the target is, the worse the act is morally (mostly true in general too, but now I'm just referring to sexual behaviour), and pedophilia is worse than ephebophilia because of this. Plus that misusing the term as if it was the same as ephebophilia leads to pedophilia losing some of it's damning intensity as a word.
*(more or less, if someone would want to be really anal about the definitions there I'm sure there are arguments to be had there as well, but it would not be reasonable to bring those here)
Red--Claw@reddit
A person who has sex with children is a child molester, and a person who is sexually attracted to children is a pedophile, it doesn't matter if they are 12 or 17, because the whole point of AOC laws is that if you break it for a 17 year old you'll break it for a 12 year old. So yes a 50 year old having sex with a 17 year old is just as bad has having sex with a 12 year old.
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
your comment got deleted
Red--Claw@reddit
No it didn't, you have just dug yourself into a hole so you're lying to try and ignore my points.
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
link this comment then
Red--Claw@reddit
Here dumbass.
Link
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
that link leads to this message from reddit:
Red--Claw@reddit
I can't imagine being such a bad liar.
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
now this is just poor ragebaiting
Red--Claw@reddit
Ok boomer.
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
now that I can actually read your comment I can respond to it
the reason its wrong is tied to their mental maturity, but that doesn't mean a 12 year-old is exactly as matured mentally than a 17 year-old and therefore it is the same level of wrong to try having sex with them
in both cases it is wrong for similar reasons but to a different degree, and that doesn't make them the same thing, and it doesn't make calling them both pedophilia correct
Red--Claw@reddit
It doesn't matter, its still a child you sick fuck.
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
that is insane
pedophilia is when someone is sexually attracted to girls who did not undergo puberty yet
a 17 year-old already went through puberty, and usually has most of the physical traits a grown woman would
a 17 year-old is not biologically a child
they may be considered "kids" in the mental maturity sense, sure, but thats not the same
Red--Claw@reddit
Just shut the fuck up, first its any child not just girls you sexist. Second the reason its wrong isn't because they arent physically developed, its because they are not mentally developed enough to consent, which you agreed that they arent.
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
how is this rape?
Red--Claw@reddit
How is it not? Did he consent to fucking her with oysters in her vagina, no. If a man shoved a oyster into a woman's vagina without asking her that would also be rape.
BustingAfatnut69@reddit
MineOSaurus_Rex@reddit
Found an archive of it I don’t know if I can say it’s worth the read though.
The fact OP has pictures and apparently video leads me to believe this is a LARP
https://archived.moe/b/thread/949459763
summerofkorn@reddit
TURRETCUBE@reddit
well, at least it ain't worms!
StableQuark@reddit
She likely ate the evidence so police can’t do anything.
Sofagirrl79@reddit
Hope she has a cast iron stomach or she'll be in the ER wishing for death
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
Y?
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
you think eating 10 oystere covered in cum is an action appreciated by gut bacteria?
BattleReadyZim@reddit
She could stomach shoving then up get vagina, I think she'll manage eating them just fine.
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
Well cum is irrelevant. Generally women's vaginal canals aren't clean to begin with but it's not really like a er level threat.
GOATBrady4Life@reddit
She did eat one from her ass, as a way to make it up to OP, and she vomited. It’s all in the thread and it’s still unfolding in real time.
NoTouchy8008@reddit
I can’t even fake & gay this. Totally real. Totally straight.
-Jaska-@reddit
-Jaska-@reddit
-Jaska-@reddit
Halfgnomen@reddit
Cojo840@reddit
thats rape
undreamedgore@reddit
See what get's me is this girl probably thought that it was hot, and that he would find it hot too. How do you get to adulthood thinking your weird-ass fetish is normal?
Shill4Pineapple@reddit
undreamedgore@reddit
How is he to blame?
bisky12@reddit
“react via nuclear option” meaning leave the house for an hour after your gf just sexually assaulted you and tricked you into committing beastiality. ok yeah totally overreacting
Lemanicon@reddit
People are saying this guy had pictures, if so. Bad.
master_cylinder8@reddit
There's videos too lol. This is a wild one
Shibari_Inu69@reddit
wtf videos? 😭
Shill4Pineapple@reddit
Bad, yes. Wouldn’t be the worst we’ve seen from there though.
ThatOneGuyIn1939@reddit
the world is your oyster
PhaseTop5031@reddit
My first threesome is with a mollusc
Ok_Fix_8538@reddit
The guy is having a breakdown, understandably, and all the other losers on the website are laughing at him for it and telling him that that weirdo of a zoophile woman is the best he'll do so he should get back to her. Damn I hate that website
Yeseylon@reddit
That's why I check out 4chan through intermediaries like Reddit. I's hilarious from a safe distance.
smitalex2k1@reddit
you might say he's...shellshocked
catfroman@reddit
Stuck in a state of shuck?
DioTheAztec@reddit
You know, I have to really hope this is an exercise in creative writing.
IHopeICanEditThis@reddit (OP)
I have terrible news for you.
Yeseylon@reddit
Straight, so real?
DioTheAztec@reddit
Well, at least it didn’t happen to me.
xkgrey@reddit
That’s gonna be my epitaph
Expeniumin@reddit
I'm stealing this as a new insult
BellyUpBernie@reddit
eldryanyy@reddit
Don’t tell me you’re not into oysters
Think_Selection9571@reddit
I'm more into clams. The more bearded the better
DethNik@reddit
Mmmm bearded clams.
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
The problem is that it reminds me of an old story where a guy and a girl tried putting tuna fish up there and then eating it out and eventually they found MAGGOTS up there!
This means we might have a SEQUEL to this greentext in a couple weeks!
Zess_Crowfield@reddit
At least there's maggot therapy for removing difficult dead skin cells.
BellyUpBernie@reddit
I don’t even know how I found my way to this sub.
It’s such a wretched hive but I can’t seem to stop reading 😭
eldryanyy@reddit
Maybe ask your gf to help you try. You can send her the link
Sofagirrl79@reddit
I like fried or baked oysters and most seafood including raw tuna and salmon but not that slimy shit, tastes like slimy snot that can't be fixed with Tabasco sauce or lemon juice
Inconspicuous_Shart@reddit
nedal8@reddit
chicken-finger@reddit
DethNik@reddit
chronicdarkness@reddit
misterpickles69@reddit
SeingaltUNo@reddit
IHopeICanEditThis@reddit (OP)
Getting cucked by a mollusc.
Badnerific@reddit
Nah this is fetishposting 100%
michaeltheobnoxious@reddit
Pics are given in evidence
Badnerific@reddit
Saw that. The presence of pics don’t really make sense in the context of the story though. When would he have taken them?
Fetishposting. He’s looking for fellow shuckers
SchwiftySouls@reddit
TinyWabbit01@reddit
A_Dicksmasher@reddit
This thread is full of gold
ugandaWarrior134@reddit
Fake: anon clearly just looked at this surprisingly vagina-like picture of an oyster and let his imagination run wild
Gay: anon would rather fuck 10 oysters than a woman
Red--Claw@reddit
The 4chan thread has photo and video proof and its disgusting that you are making a joke out of a man being raped.
jreckstein@reddit
They’re oysters who cares?
What the hell is this?
Red--Claw@reddit
1: This sub reddit is for posting 4chan stories, so why are you complaining that they are posting a 4chan story? 2: Disgusting things attract attention. 3: People care because raping a guy by using oysters is not a thing that normally happens.
PJ_2005_01@reddit
Real: someone posted a link to a thread where there’s supposedly evidence of it, I can’t see it because internet blocker thingy (probably for the better)
Straight: anon had sex with a (genuinely deranged) woman
Anyhow,
MNamer@reddit
Gay: statistically some of the oysters were probably male
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
Oysters are a type of hermaphrodite, the ones that are larva bearing alternate between male and female over time
Oysters that are egg bearing are both but which parts are activated depends on the circumstances
What happens when they are in the circumstance of being shoved inside of a human woman’s coochie?
Shit, idk
Maybe they all start turning into guys because they are responding to being surrounded by girl hormones? Idk if humans produce the same hormones as oysters. I also don’t know if Anon nutting on them changes the environment enough
ehladik@reddit
The thread mentions that it's impossible that the oysters are even alive at that point.
MNamer@reddit
We need answers
Martijnbmt@reddit
Man I love this woman
Red--Claw@reddit
You're disgusting.
hestuleda@reddit
Ringell@reddit
Did he lost the girl? Man, he will think about her for years. You simply don't kick a girl like that out of your life so easily.
Red--Claw@reddit
She raped him. Its good that he kicked her out.
VillainousToast@reddit
Holy shit. I read the thread too. And Holy Shit.
Humdrum_Blues@reddit
Catboy_rawr@reddit
balls_deep_space@reddit
Zero such cases
YodasGhost76@reddit
Lebowski304@reddit
https://i.redd.it/qi6dpvl4pw2h1.gif
Lobster_Zaddy@reddit
Moister than an oyster
Ok_Personality3467@reddit
This is so fuck up it probably happened
sunshineandcacti@reddit
Botfly girl comes to mind
InhumaneBreakfast@reddit
There's pics and vids
ConsciousStretch1028@reddit
J_Bear@reddit
Adama222@reddit
IAmAGoodFella@reddit
And I'm out
Yuri909@reddit
Wait, is this loss?
new_Australis@reddit
AlyxxStarr@reddit
She probably heard oysters head aphrodisiac properties and was stupid enough to think this was how they worked their briny magic.
scottlapier@reddit
Dude, I just woke up and started scrolling. I dont need this crap 🤣
BeenEatinBeans@reddit
Situation_Wolf@reddit
Chodor101@reddit
Jesus Christ, for once I'm sad it's real
ZeubeuWantsBeu@reddit
Fake: anon had sex.
Gay: it wasn't with a woman.
Agasthenes@reddit
Didn't you read? It was a mollusc.
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
A hermaphroditic mollusc
JMTpixelmon@reddit
nope, read the thread, it is real and, I will not mention sexuality because this shit is fucked
Lemak0@reddit
So funny
MNamer@reddit
Gay: statistically some of the oysters were probably male
S1LLY_L1L_G00S3@reddit
Ryliethewalrus@reddit
jackocomputerjumper@reddit
jebhebmeb@reddit
The most unrealistic part of this is not the oysters
Unusual-Field-4245@reddit
uroksuckaNOgi
Unusual-Field-4245@reddit
stop putting fake shit man
kaiserspike@reddit
Anyone know how to unread things?
_BlANK19_@reddit
What the actual fuck did I just read
4Impossible_Guess4@reddit
Butt where'd she put the clams and cockles?
CT0292@reddit
God created the universe. He then placed the universe on a shelf, in a cabinet, alongside other universes.
He then closed the cabinet. Saying "I'll check on you in a week."
When he closed the cabinet the shelf and all it's contents came clattering down. God said "that's someone else's problem." And walked off.
We have lived in this crashed, wreck, of a universe ever since.
I saw the photos anon posted... It wasn't pretty.
4Impossible_Guess4@reddit
Link me to the one you find least pretty, I see nothing we couldn't have for breakfast across the post
Unknown6656@reddit
It is fake and gay, but she's a keeper.
PsychodelicTea@reddit
habba88@reddit
i have to delete this fucking app.
Lupsha@reddit
Is she the mix between the deep and harley quinn?
MattixPL2k@reddit
JayasaurusRex88@reddit
This is a total fucking larp but hilarious nonetheless
HailToTheKingslayer@reddit
SoupaMayo@reddit
Top 10 of the things that didn't actually happened
Do_You_Pineapple_Bro@reddit
https://i.redd.it/pfcn2j8lpu2h1.gif
JokerSenpai4@reddit
gonomon@reddit
This time i wish its fake..
Dynablade_Savior@reddit
Lobster too buttery etc
Red--Claw@reddit
This is rape.
definitively-not@reddit
Absolutely not this time bruh
Intergalactic_Nut@reddit
ItsCadeyAdmin@reddit
Please someone for the love of god archive this
This may be legendary internet lore in a few years
gerryflint@reddit
AzureValkyrie@reddit
Everyone says they want to date a kinky girl until she brings the oyster
dust-eater@reddit
Fake: Anonymous has a gf Gay: Oysters are hermaphrodites
CrimTheKnight@reddit
chrometitan@reddit
Pillow princess will do anything but move. This is next level
Meewelyne@reddit
LoL how is the oyster alive without the shell?
ShutUpChunk@reddit
mratlas666@reddit
God I hope this is gay and fake.
Substantial_Bet_1007@reddit
i saw the pictures it is like infection inside of it but you can tell its an oyster, first thing that made me gag in years, holy shit
rstar345@reddit
What a fucking awful day to be literate
InviteWeak8839@reddit
God damn
IceCream_Duck4@reddit
I see , I had already lost when I learned to read all those years ago , what a shame
Captain_Milkshakes@reddit
Evan_Berard@reddit
MobiusNaked@reddit
OP is bi sexual now
Bivalvia sexual
Templarofsteel@reddit
Oh look the deep
vverbov_22@reddit
I'd recommend anon to go to the hospital because who knows what that shit does to your dick. And drop this gf she's fucking mentally disabled(if she exists)
WebAccount300@reddit
oyster shit came out of his dick when he was peeing
WebAccount300@reddit
Many call him a loser and some slurs i cant use cause plebbit. Some sympathize over the weirdness, others want the kinky girl
The girl tries to make up by letting him do whatever, and she even eats some of the oysters, vomiting from it. OP mocks her and calls her a stupid bitch for thinking theyd stay together, not to her obvi.
Eventually OP decides to stay with her kinda, but she moved out of the house and at the end she decides to come back and talk
Not my image, but people were using the bible to debate the morality of fucking the oysters
acidporkbuns@reddit
Creative_Impact4522@reddit
Ocean Man meets The Mollusk.
The real problem here is that you clearly haven't listened to enough Ween in your pathetic, sheltered life.
chowmouse@reddit
Holy green text!
NaturalJuan@reddit
Fake: please God let it be fake
Gay: please God let it be gay
ronshasta@reddit
Fake and questionable but unfortunately not gay
Kitty-Cat-King@reddit
Oyster was male so it is gay
master_cylinder8@reddit
He posted videos too...
ronshasta@reddit
The internet was a mistake man
85K5@reddit
hobags13@reddit
Some men drown…
witchcapture@reddit
I may be single but that is still preferable to this.
Minute_Engineer2355@reddit
The_Foresaken_Mind@reddit
A_Real_Shame@reddit
“Anon has a seafood allergy” is fucking sending me
officer_shnitzel_69@reddit
LivingintheKubrick@reddit
TequilaGundam-01@reddit
Fake: anon had sex
Gay: Anon had an orgy with male oysters
Tivadars_Crusade_Vet@reddit
Oysters Cockeffeler.
qazikGameDev@reddit
It’s just a prank, bro
reallifelucas@reddit
JoshTheTrucker@reddit
Jay_T_Demi@reddit
Free will is crazy
Only_Champion_8895@reddit
Of course 4chan wants me to now fuck sea animals
_Applefan_@reddit
Huh, that’s a new one