Anon’s brain should not have this much free time
Posted by YeehawMagic@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 239 comments
Posted by YeehawMagic@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 239 comments
lowrads@reddit
Too many moving parts. It's easier to just have a gravel floor, and have the walls revolve around a central post. The whole apparatus can be driven from the periphery with a much smaller motor. This is way easier than sourcing sandpaper in that size, or roller shafts.
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
If it's a rotating post the body would just rotate around the post on the floor idiot.
lowrads@reddit
I have improved the design with your helpful input.
miggleb@reddit
You'd naturally roll, that's why you need the wall
Octodad112@reddit
What would revolving walls achieve?
lowrads@reddit
Revolution vs Rotation
THEPIGWHODIDIT@reddit
Instead of Saw, anon would be Sore
Super_Raccoon_2890@reddit
That's just how Australians pronounce "saw"
nnoovvaa@reddit
As an Australian I am confused, are there accents that pronounce saw and sore differently
vladmashk@reddit
Yes, Americans actually treat the letter r with respect and pronounce it every time.
Everestkid@reddit
There are a few non-rhotic accents in the US, most famously that of Boston (and most of New England by extension). Old-timey Southern accents were also non-rhotic but most of them have now changed to be rhotic.
Beret_Beats@reddit
American here sore is pronounced like the word sword but without the d. Saw is pronounced like the word sock but without the ck. Does this help?
Eayauapa@reddit
And Brits
Exurota@reddit
No, English. Scots, Irish, Welsh and even Cornish don't. English and Australian do.
Eayauapa@reddit
And parts of Lancashire, and the black country and west country. I live here, I said Brits for the sake of brevity
Exurota@reddit
[furious Celtic nationalism noises]
thegimboid@reddit
How do Americans pronounce it?
AhaGotcha@reddit
Hard R and not that one word
thegimboid@reddit
So like soar?
Super_Raccoon_2890@reddit
Americans don't pronounce the "R" in "Saw" like other accents
Hussor@reddit
How do they pronounce saw then?
cyruz1323@reddit
Saw
viceroypaak@reddit
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you
Pikassassin@reddit
Saur
I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit
I went to Saw Con last year in Atlanta, it was a good time
Nadiadain@reddit
What is time?
Advice2Anyone@reddit
What is saw con??
I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit
Haha you just got pranked!
Catboy_Atlantic@reddit
what's Atlanta?
I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit
Gotcha!
RaiderCat_12@reddit
So basically just brit Saw
gunny316@reddit
/r/foundsatan
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
And what would warrant this?
Insane_Unicorn@reddit
Not indiscriminately hating everything remotely related to AI on reddit.
gamepla4@reddit
Minor spelling mistakes
thatweirdguyted@reddit
Your lack of punctuation would also suffice.
CertifiedSheep@reddit
What punctuation? It’s just a phrase, not a complete sentence, so it shouldn’t need a period.
mint_tube@reddit
Minor, spelling mistakes.
gamepla4@reddit
Nope, that would only be true if both 'minor' and 'spelling' were adjectives for 'mistakes', but because 'spelling mistakes' is one object, the comma is incorrect
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
It is still a sentence.
sociallyinteresting@reddit
Sentenced for not understanding a sentence !
NordicWolf7@reddit
With punctuation:
Minor spelling "mistakes".
A child spelling the word "mistakes". Not great English, but it could be argued as a sentence with subject, verb, and direct object with this punctuation.
Unfair_Development52@reddit
Computa, give this guy steroids balls but no gains
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
what i done
ResidentCoatSalesman@reddit
Put this guy in the sandpaper treadmill floor room.
PinItYouFairy@reddit
*you’re
Piyachi@reddit
*You'er
mixamaxim@reddit
Mixing up worse and worst
vladmashk@reddit
Less and fewer.
HBCDresdenEsquire@reddit
Could of, should of, would of
theNomad_Reddit@reddit
Lose and loose.
BalmoraEnjoyer@reddit
Breath and breathe.
Davtaz@reddit
Going with a classic, your and you're.
Spetzfoos@reddit
dotheeroar@reddit
Cushiondude@reddit
louisioux would not approve.
MetaCommando@reddit
Yeah but he'd be a chill professor, his son however gives you a C- for missing a comma.
TheJesterOfHyrule@reddit
Ooooh I was going to say Epstein Island visitors but changed my mind
Cryptosalmon@reddit
Not using your turn signals properly
VictoriasMOSTWanted@reddit
So all BMW drivers then?
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
I seriously for real know a BMW driver that's super fantastic on the road, never felt safer
MyOtherCarIsEpona@reddit
Pickups far more than BMWs.
Spiritual_Spinach273@reddit
Fish jenga
M_E2001@reddit
IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA?
PenisSlipper@reddit
Having lead rolls in human trafficking rings, grand fraud with mass casualties (such as massive market manipulation or billion+ dollar industries designed to trick people out of their money while dealing massive harm), war crimes with mass casualties, treason.
Basically just use this machine to keep those with massive influence in check
mrbobcyndaquil@reddit
So basically all billionaires.
mihai2me@reddit
Z10n1sts
stortag@reddit
Not using turn signals
VladutzTheGreat@reddit
Ive got a list
tilalk@reddit
Être Francais
thebirdof_hermes@reddit
cheating and then playing the victim and then somehow demonising you for how you reacted to it. Straight to the sandpaper-mill!
narwhalpilot@reddit
This seems personal
thebirdof_hermes@reddit
right you are mr narwhal
Unfair_Development52@reddit
Engaging in pedophilia or megalomania
ImortalK@reddit
Little St. James
AstroBearGaming@reddit
Talking during a film.
BrunesOvrBrauns@reddit
Undercook chicken or overcook fish
JellyfishGod@reddit
Believe it or not, sandpaper conveyor belt torture room.
JohnTomorrow@reddit
Nothing. But its human nature to be creative. And not all creative endeavours improve the human race.
LucasButtercups@reddit
being arab at a bad time
Donut-Farts@reddit
Not using blinkers while merging
all_time_high@reddit
Playing loud music on your Bluetooth speaker while on public transportation.
FMC_Speed@reddit
Noses of certain lengths and shape and/or suspicious behaviour around minors
caddyben@reddit
Region locked DLC
micahisnotmyname@reddit
Questioning things
Severe_Fishing_2193@reddit
being french
chimmychummyextreme@reddit
Or, Allah forgive me, an Alb*nian.
Elfkrunch@reddit
So then being Romanian is obviously also included. Goes without saying.
Rockman2isgud@reddit
True answer: Being a rapist
SonOfIllicitBehavior@reddit
Leaving legos on the carpet
Exotic_Article913@reddit
Tendies delivered undercooked
SaberTooth13579@reddit
Texting someone that you need to talk to them but then ghosting them for the rest of the day.
JustChillin3456@reddit
Reddit mods that arbitrarily ban you
altofanaltthatisalt@reddit
/SAW/ Saw movie general thread
Trevski@reddit
Train yourself to roll in your sleep. Problem solved.
TUBBEW2@reddit
Or to kick , much doable but man this idea is good.
RaiderCat_12@reddit
You can just diarrhea all over it and dull the sandpaper so you just get shit all over yourself instead of being hurt
splashtext@reddit
This guy shits himself to stop the pain, he knows what he's talking about
Decimator404@reddit
“I shit myself… today.”
Sherwoodfan@reddit
You could have it all... My empire of shit...
Electrical-Bus-2056@reddit
Don't we all?
DogPoetry@reddit
and here I am shitting myself just to feel alive
crocSauce109@reddit
How's it feel?
destroyerOfTards@reddit
Dead
ikonfedera@reddit
Unless you're shitting bricks, your shit won't be able to permanently dull sandpaper that's coarse enough to hurt you. It might work temporarily, and very locally, but each step you take will remove a bit of shit exposing the rough sandpaper once again.
Diarrhea won't do too, it'd need to be denser like proper stool. And you won't be able to eat and shit fast enough to cover the sandpaper for any useful period of time.
Exotic_Article913@reddit
You could pee on it if it's moving slowly enough and make a kind of paste that you could use as some form of armour
beaverpoo77@reddit
I think youre too deep into the scenario
bstone99@reddit
freecodeio@reddit
Let him be
briarwz@reddit
people can't enjoy anything anymore
ikonfedera@reddit
The pee softens it. And the more soft it is, the worse armor it'll make. Regardless of which surface you'll apply it on.
Vallvaka@reddit
maybe shit and cum?
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
I guess in that scenario you’ll just have to use whatever shit you got
Can’t really control what you got in that scenario
Demerlis@reddit
thats why you gotta start jerking off so you can add semen to goo up the sandpaper
SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND@reddit
Hxdd3n@reddit
Then diarrhea and exposed wounds would be anther problem probably even more torturous
Eviscerator28@reddit
And then the bacteria and germs from your shit crawl in through the cuts and scrapes on your body
therealraggedroses@reddit
Lmao bruh thats MY SHIT, thats MY BACTERIA that i just brewed up in my colon u think im worried bout that homegrown goodness? haha let's just say im not too worried CHAMP
SapirWhorfHypothesis@reddit
True story: they created similar chambers to hit rats with an electric shock through the floor, and the rats figured out if they flipped onto their backs, they could avoid most of the pain, because their fur doesn’t conduct as well as their bare little paws.
ShiraLillith@reddit
Cleaning unit while on the return.
Legitimate-Bug5120@reddit
Step 1: piss on the floor the sandpaper absorbs this and makes a weak spot
Step two; peel back the weak spot and tear up the entire floor
Step c. Profit?!
striker180@reddit
A circular room with a spinning center wall would achieve the same effect with much less effort, as well as allowing 2 people held in 1 room.
awfulentrepreneur@reddit
Don't give the Israelis any ideas.
JohnTHICC22@reddit
CIA probably already did this
ISwearImAnonymous@reddit
I fw it
The-Kylo-Ren@reddit
Sandpaper too brittle. It would probably crack when rounding the corners and you could pick it apart boom solved
The_Gifted_Arsonist@reddit
Ever heard of belt sanders?
The-Kylo-Ren@reddit
Actually haven’t my b
T00M4S@reddit
He’s gonna delete his comment in a few minutes
haxwoepstra1337@reddit
This would still be hell with a proper floor. Great invention, keep em comming
ApoX_420@reddit
How do you bend a proper floor to go round the conveyor though.
I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit
_Planet_Mars_@reddit
Huh?
Raleth@reddit
My guess is they replied with this as a response to misspelling “coming” as “comming” like communism. Since that person didn’t feel like explaining their joke and instead opted to just triple down on reposting the same gif.
haxwoepstra1337@reddit
Cumming*
I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit
CastellZord@reddit
Huh?
I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit
MerkDingle@reddit
Huh?
I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit
latrent@reddit
Persist and ye shall prevail.
TickleMonsterCG@reddit
He's done it, Marxism worked after a few tries
Straight-Self2212@reddit
Marxism has possessed this man
JacobLePenne@reddit
This guy gets
ShamrockGold@reddit
now build it in Space Station 13
Lifeabroad86@reddit
At least it wasn't as disturbing as the guy with the octopus idea
Top_Boysenberry_6552@reddit
Repost of doom and blurriness, how many times does this have to be reposted for it to go grainy and blurry?
modern_gentleman@reddit
venniedjr@reddit
I had this same idea when I was 6
TheJesterOfHyrule@reddit
And what, you let the dream die?
venniedjr@reddit
I always told myself I would come back to it
niTro_sMurph@reddit
Did you?
venniedjr@reddit
No
616659@reddit
Yeah i swear I heard or thought about this long time in the past
pedrokdc@reddit
Have you become a well adjusted human by now?
I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit
He's browsing a 4chan related subreddit, no.
markbernman@reddit
what!? me too
Erdams@reddit
me too haha
sassydodo@reddit
ok but why
Pokemofo@reddit
Trushdale@reddit
i remember reading this on that day
SummerIsABummer@reddit
start jumping up and down lol
SteveDownes89@reddit
This is such a basic concept I’m sure most of us have been able to figure it out since high school. Anon needs to be more creative
Adulations@reddit
12 years later and I guarantee OP is on a few lists
BAMOLE@reddit
humorgep@reddit
Fun fact: it's actually the room miving, not the floor
Laughing_Orange@reddit
Fun fact: doing it that way was way cheaper than moving the floor.
xkgrey@reddit
Explain plz
opposite_singularity@reddit
In the music video the room/floor moves omnidirectionally which, as far as I know , is not really feasible on a treadmill type thing. It was easier to make a light weight shell to move over a floor
2cunty4you@reddit
They built an outer shell that didn't quite touch the floor and moved that around basically pushing the props and whatnot inside around with the shell.
Merpie101@reddit
Wait holy shit I recognize this but I can't quite remember what it's from. I know it's a music video
greenpeppermelonpuck@reddit
virtual insanity
xkgrey@reddit
30 years ago this year
yumstheman@reddit
This is literally the first thing I thought of lol
Hxdd3n@reddit
"or something"
ZombieByteGames@reddit
I wish we could do this in the sims
screwitigiveup@reddit
Sandpaper breaks down easily. Replace it with a belt made of microplane rasps.
pepitobuenafe@reddit
Pretty lame for human standars. If the porpouse is not ot extract information but just to make suffer this shit is nothing compare to what we can achieve with a little more creativity
cerberus_1@reddit
... go on.
pepitobuenafe@reddit
Theres scaphism from ancient rome where you get trap in a floating trunk and feed honey with milk that also gets put in your body. Very slowly insects eat your shit cover dirty body.
edbred@reddit
Its imagined but no recorded uses
Am_i_banned_yet__@reddit
Yep scaphism likely was an exaggeration that never happened. All historical discussion of it can be traced back to a single mention by a historian who also claimed he saw an island of men with faces in their chests and other crazy stuff
crocSauce109@reddit
-yet
:)
Extra_exotic2@reddit
At the end of the day you are just dying to expose. Similar to thrown in a cage to slowly die while carrion pick at you.
daokonblack@reddit
Ngl this would be worse
Section8firearms@reddit
This would be ideal for the plausible deniability torture.
Say you want info. You turn the machine on and explain how it works. They walk for a few hours and you walk back in while eating potato chips. Repeat until there is heavy mouth breathing. The more tired they become the greater the threat becomes. Even if they can keep walking for over 24 hours, they will question how long they got.
Ideally no evidence of torture will be left. He just walked a lot. But if they to reach the wall scrapping, that’s still a lot of small and easily explained scraping. If questioned, just point out how much effort this would all take in comparison to more violent options.
PyroMongoose@reddit
Xaryi@reddit
Okay but what grit
Mr-Kamikaze112@reddit
And yet reddit gives me a warning for insinuating that maybe it might be okay to perhaps graze someone advocating for the unaliveing and genocide of a specific ethnic group with your own personal mittens (oven mitts obviously they are soft and beloved by said hate group as well) I also don't love that this is the way I feel is needed to speak on this plat form that used to encourage all discourse back in the dinosaur day when I had my first handle that for sure was not banned for ever saying a bad word. This idea is absolutely horrifying and ingenious if you wanted to say put some one who like flags that may have been appropriated by another say culture that was once a symbol of prosperity I may or may not have a issue with them doing that to them but probably not because everything is actually a joke.
The_Nude_Mocracy@reddit
Anon fantasizes about a naked man
pl51s1nt4r51ms@reddit
fake and gay
srirachatoilet@reddit
Add petroleum jelly to the paper, not excessive but just the right amount to get applied to the skin so it stays tender and doesn't let the body adapt to the sand paper.
Chris_Ben@reddit
long sleeve shirt and jeans hate this
Friendlypyromaniac@reddit
Anon soon reciever a job offer through his work email by the central intelligience agency, and is now funding his fursuits with the blood of dead iranian farmers
Octodad112@reddit
Intelligience
Nyxtan@reddit
My man, have you ever heard of the words receiver and received?
hudsonbarnes@reddit
I before E except after C, you’re still going to the sandpaper room
TheObeseKnight@reddit
Your going to the sand paper room
Sukisama@reddit
you fool... you've still made a minor spelling mistake
DistributistChakat@reddit
999 missed calls from Kim Jong Un.
Pm-me-your-hate@reddit
The jamiroquai machine
MassivePE@reddit
Or something
Tiernanstevens117@reddit
Couldn't you just like. Rip the sandpaper off of the conveyor
rayz0101@reddit
It's already been done but with hot coals, water and and incline.
zqmbgn@reddit
yet again Americans thinking something that makes you walk is horror story material, like that Stephen king's book/movie
Single-Lobster919@reddit
Do walk on a treadmill for a week straight without sleeping and tell us how that goes
GruntBlender@reddit
You die without water way before that.
3-cent-nickel@reddit
Anon has a boner for fake violence.
Especially when his mama whips his pee pee.
dontwanttowasteit@reddit
Just walk faster than the treadmill and go out the door ???
monkeymmboy@reddit
I’d just find a way to tear the paper. The real issue would be if it was all rollers under it too
ThrowAbout01@reddit
Sandpaper doesn’t retain its sharpness. It wears out over time.
The victim could sacrifice certain parts of their body or clothing to create an area that has lost the ability to grind away.
CirrusVision20@reddit
Oh no, sandpaper becomes more smooth, surely it'll be smooth as soap to make this contraption not a complete torture device.
cal-nomen-official@reddit
I know efficiency is actually a bad thing when it comes to torture.
But my heart still says it should be a giant hamster wheel instead.
Lebowski304@reddit
Honeysenpaiharuchan@reddit
Smackstainz@reddit
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cleverkid@reddit
Unless I’m mistaken, that’s an Ancient-F*G post from days of yore.
Hollow_Effects@reddit
The door is right there just leave
bebe5410@reddit
By u /Minecraft_Man13_
Smelldicks@reddit
What if they just exited extremely smooth
mbmiller94@reddit
Gotta choose the right grit for the job
CarlosimoDangerosimo@reddit
How about a floor of erect cocks and you have to constantly hop around to not get fucked?
Is this anything that might be expanded on?
Wizardwizz@reddit
I thought it was supposed to be a torture method
LincolnAveDrifter@reddit
You could pin your ass in the corner, one leg bent inward with heel pressed into butthole, the other leg taps moving floor for balance
rokomotto@reddit
You could probably scratch out the sandpaper or wear it down somehow.
DCay1000@reddit
That's weak wanna hear a real torture method
Tie the person that wronged you up then
Put nails through both arms and feet preferably rusty not necessary though
Then i have like 3 methods but i dont really think mental torture only is enough so 2
Now the other one
His method is not that good since they could break it or get in a position on which they could not get harmed at all by rolling around in a corner or smth like that
ZORO_Shusui@reddit
This a genius idea actually. Cia take notes
mofolofos@reddit
If theres a fourth reich, they'll definetly hire this healthy fella
S4l47@reddit
Anon doesn‘t mention that the door would be locked, so the “victim“ could just leave the chamber
SonOfIllicitBehavior@reddit
TORTURERS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!
yapyoba@reddit
the meat crayon method. diabolical
Chomps-Lewis@reddit
So long as he's the first one subjected to it, go ahead and build it.
TacoRising@reddit
Ah, the classic Bronze Bull situation.
mactical@reddit
Yes and the victim shall be forced to listen to "Virtual Insanity" non-stop, we shall call this method of execution being Jamiroquaied.
BlackHatMagic1545@reddit
When you fall asleep first at the sleepover:
Crows-quill@reddit
Virtual insanity
BluBoi236@reddit
That's amateur stuff that I feel like most kids think of at some point.
... Right?
Ba1thazaar@reddit
OP better hope he doesn't go the way of Perillus.
baddieslovebadideas@reddit
anon describes his gym class experience