Anon's girlfriend won't stop farting

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mrnx136@reddit

Anon is pumping air into the pussy

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misko-podrumar@reddit

there is a leakage in the air system

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zhaotuo@reddit

I have the seat full of air, like, full of air!

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zhaotuo@reddit

![gif](giphy|DCGbHmWx9ZIMDeFohQ)

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mrnx136@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/usyszd0cpq3h1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0325ebc11b5ed477b5d875fdc9fcede84ca9fec

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mrnx136@reddit

Anon could thrust different, but his gf hasn’t got the heart to tell him

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Cyhawk@reddit

Means he isn't making a full seal. Anon has a smollpp

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SipoteQuixote@reddit

"What ya got here in a gasket leak, mean its not properly sealed, are you using correct pipe size for this particular project?"

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Rejukem@reddit

Depriving his brain cells of oxygen

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That thumbnail gave some whiplash lol it's where I least expected to see such a minor character from the Dredd movie. God it's such a weird film, it constantly goes the line between good, cheesy and bad, none of them being mutually exclusive. Honestly you'd only really enjoy it if you're a Dredd fan with low expectations

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Smooth_Maul@reddit

Hear me out, it's a significantly better adaptation that that dog shit one with Sky Stallone where Dredd is constantly taking his fucking helmet off which is something he only did under very exceptional circumstances.

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Finndogs@reddit

Disagree. Im not a Dredd fan, have only seen this film as my only real exposure of the character, and I think its awsome.

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Icy_Magician_9372@reddit

Dredd was an instant classic and I'll accept no other opinion.

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SeduceMeMentlegen@reddit

I love seeing all the support it's getting lol I really love the film

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SeduceMeMentlegen@reddit

Well I'm glad, you should check out the comics. I can't point out exactly why, but the comics and their humour are even better. I recommend buying one of the essentials, maybe necropolis or judgement day. Reading order isn't the biggest thing within them I'd say.

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Rejukem@reddit

Weekend trip to The Cursed Earth with the boys

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Reading_username@reddit

If pee is stored in the balls... Farts are stored in the.. ?

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uknowthe1ph@reddit

Ass cheeks

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twofacetoo@reddit

This is true. Women do not fart, they hold it in which makes their asses swell and bloat until they look like big shiny beach-balls. Every girl you see with a huge, curvy ass? She's retaining at least a decade worth of farts to make that ass look that good. Remember, behind every perfect ass is a decade of farts. Trust me, I did science in school.

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Fauked@reddit

vageene

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Sad-Guarantee-4678@reddit

Slim dick problems

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jsm85@reddit

Every one here can say queefing, but real fuckers know women just be gassy sometimes and can’t hold in a fart during a good shellacking

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habba88@reddit

Ffffffuuuuuuuu https://preview.redd.it/96uq2urakt3h1.jpeg?width=1271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82cf2ae7146501016b87b5dcf249632be093ca51

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pukalo_@reddit

[<image>](https://i.imgur.com/2n8Sssh.jpeg)

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rishi255@reddit

Bro I just woke up

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alexkay44@reddit

Yo what the fuck

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Punished__Snake@reddit

That's what good pussy sounds like ![gif](giphy|L3QfoRADDSz7PId3CE)

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xFlumel_@reddit

"Retro" vine refrence

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Punished__Snake@reddit

![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG)

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DarkSparkz@reddit

Next January, Vine will have been shut down for a decade

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Punished__Snake@reddit

![gif](giphy|ghCo0vsMiSHBtLOiak)

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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/08mkrr5xzs3h1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef50f4e5cb696af44efff9e5426cc51f000c3fc6

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wild-wiesel@reddit

As if any of us would know

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Reading_username@reddit

As a certified, married, sex-haver, I can confirm that the sounds of mac n cheese mean you're in for a great 5 minutes >!until your bowl runs out and the mac n cheese is all gone :( !<

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subnu@reddit

You're really gonna post that at 4pm EST huh... dick.

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Reading_username@reddit

Is this some schizoid response that i'm too meth-free to understand?

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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

I'll translate for you. "You're really going to post a comment talking about tasty food at an inconvenient time for me to have food... you unpleasant individual"

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subnu@reddit

I'm hungry... (also yes)

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Reading_username@reddit

Understandable Have a nice supper

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Biggu5Dicku5@reddit

>until your bowl runs out and the mac n cheese is all gone The worst feeling in the world... :(

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Aavasque001@reddit

\> 5 minutes What are you doing in the remaining 4 minutes?

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0utgrownShell@reddit

I didn't need to read that.

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_____AndJustice4All@reddit

I'm a fakecel

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thisisonlyforporn234@reddit

LAKHMAR!!!

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The_Demolition_Man@reddit

This is the most virgin thing ive seen posted

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Punished__Snake@reddit

You don't know the reference, let me enlighten you https://youtu.be/nf3Ha1UzBe8?feature=shared

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cyruz1323@reddit

Are you okay YouTube? https://preview.redd.it/olv91onzwq3h1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d96c9d7bb0287e3c873799ce8fe28dd6f59dc0d

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The_Demolition_Man@reddit

Oh

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FeldsparsGhost@reddit

Are you twelve

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FilthyJones69@reddit

Clearly he is Rahman.

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testiculartorsion67@reddit

idk bro hes sorta right

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NoTouchy8008@reddit

Anon unknowingly admits to having small dick

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Mean_Marketing9458@reddit

Anon is ignorant of female biology

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danielstover@reddit

Anon is using 4chan, so…

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Metrix145@reddit

Because women aren't real. He's having sex with a man. Fake and gay as they say.

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22demerathd@reddit

Anon discovers queefing

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Solar_RaVen@reddit

Anon is like is Christopher Columbus landed on the Continental United States, traveled all the way to the west coast, and went to "discover" Japan

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wood-chuck-chuck5@reddit

Queeftopher Columbus

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SonOfIllicitBehavior@reddit

The conqueeftador of all conqueeftadors

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Maouitippitytappin@reddit

*Cunnolumbus

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ChaoticMat@reddit

Colonbus

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Lebowski304@reddit

Lmfao

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reddsht@reddit

Columpus

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shroomssssssss@reddit

Conqueeftador

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

https://youtu.be/wx8Xb-zaV_M

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thr33beggars@reddit

Anon tends to fart when he is getting topped so he simply assumed that’s what his girlfriend was doing as well.

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LordranKing@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/x5up7lihzr3h1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e909b2be989d9e7bb5d4e906ee98697aca466f7a

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Brief-Luck-6254@reddit

The fart goblin strikes again

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Sohte3@reddit

Suffering from success.

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DominantDave@reddit

It’s a queef you fucking queef

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Bongsc2@reddit

Sounds like she's gaslighting anon.

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UpbeatRegister@reddit

Gaslighting while passing gas

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BoiSandwich@reddit

Thanks for explaining the joke

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deschamps93@reddit

Gas lighting? Isn't that the car in the one movie with John Travoltawhere they sing and dance like the mods on this sub?

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No-Section-4385@reddit

It was anon all along.

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TreeDollarFiddyCent@reddit

Where's that image from? It seems familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

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SeduceMeMentlegen@reddit

The 2012 Dredd movie, that's Ma-Ma's resident hacker, who got his eyes gouged out and replaced with cybernetic ones. He always has that face as he's terrified, and frankly deserved none of what really happened to him (unless he willingly joined the gang, in which case there's some karma)

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