Why do so many of us wish to stick our tongues in buttholes? Why is that a thing? Is it a monkey brain thing? Was eating ass more common in the Neolithic era?
Probably to clean your mate. And exchanging immunities that way probably had a an affect on evolution. If you couldn’t handle her funk you fuckin died.
Fate Ishtar is a pseudo-servant using Rin as a human physical vessel, aka Takeuchi's way of shoehorning Tohsaka Rin into FGO
she should've been brown and beautiful like the true Eresh but Type Moon is full of cowards
Slight correction, FGO Ishtar uses Rin as a vessel. A different version of Ishtar (I believe Hollow Ataraxia) went and took the bull from FGO Ishtar, hence why we couldn’t use the bull in Babylon
That’s probably it, but it’s definitely one of the two. All I know is that a different version of herself stole the bulk and FGO Ishtar suffered as a result
She doesn't.
Ishtar is just summoned with the most compatible body for her, since Divine Spirits can't be summoned in their original form due to being too powerful for the holy Grail.
*Right*?
No birthing hips, no milkers, and nothing to look at while you plow her from behind.
The fuck is the point of a goddess of beauty, lust, and fertility if she doesn't get me rock-hard just looking at her?
Among the tsunderes she's one of the less annoying.
She is capable in magecraft and actually helps.
She has a mean/playful/ironic facade as a mean to suppress/hide her feelings.
Out of all of the Fate/Stay Night main (route) girls, she might be the easiest to manage. Saber gets jealous, grumpy easily and food doesn't work everytime. Sakura, well, do I need to explain?
Sorry for all of this bullshit you just read. I'm realizing I might have a bias towards rin.
Source: My (defective) memory after watching each route and 100%ing Stay Night and Hollow Ataraxia.
Anon is still wrong, because voluptous things was a feature because of farming society. For example in nomadic turks, fertility goddess was also a war god because their society was relaying on raids.
If there's a fertility goddess in modern industrial society, her features would be more touched on non aging attractiveness, non aging energetic persona and a good omen of economic stability. Because these are fears of modern people on making kids.
So fertility goddess being titless japanese woman is an awesome design! She's japanese so stereotypically hard to age, no tits to create back pain over years, and a possible japanese office lady candidate so stable income!
So, [Lorna Hajdini](https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1804877/jp-morgan.png?w=400&h=268&f=6758d4cec11d820221c2299d314b76b2)?
I bet your fish head Goddess doesn't have THESE cannons!
Makes sense that this goddess is based on Japanese standards which does differ from the western preference for voluptuous or athletic hourglass build.
But then since this goddess doesn't just represent lust but also fertility, it would still make more sense if she had a big bust rather than being flat. Cause even Japan views big round tops as fertile.
The only thing that wouldnt be strictly big is the bottom, because Japan generally is more partial towards women with a slim lower build.
"western preference for voluptuous or athletic hourglass build" weird thing is 25 years ago western beauty standards was nearly anorexic. Some scandinavian top model metas had times the ideal girl should look like a point of no return anorexia patient!
Borderline anorexia unfortunately is still pretty prevalent in modern beauty standards, just also with large breasts and ass which is of course not natural in the slightest.
But I can definitely see people coming around to thicker women more than any time in modern society
Times really do change... And yet things may rhyme all the same.
Since even today ladies seem to prefer wanting to be slim and petite, even in the west where the craving for curves has become more prominent.
If anything what's considered fertile doesnt always align with what's popular. Cause even in the cultures where the slim and petite is seen as more of a beauty than the plush and curvaceous, fertility more often than not is tied to some level of curviness.
So while it could make sense for a beauty and lust goddess to be absolutely thin, it generally makes more sense for a fertility goddess to be on the fuller side of things.
I mean Japanese loves ancient references, nearly all fantasy animes' worldbuilding has middle eastern kaballah references.
And every god forms in the eye of the beholder. Chinese jesus portraits are painfully chinese. Hell, even communist murals in africa has marx paintings look more like a black guy than a german philosopher.
Sure, which is exactly what anon was complaining about. This is how she looked, theoretically, _at the time_ she was being originally worshipped by an early agrarian society, and she looks like a Japanese schoolgirl. "A modern fertility goddess could easily be a flat japanese woman" doesn't work for the times where it's not a _modern_ goddess.
Less a bit than what?
What whole damn thing?
Y'all got attacked from one single comment saying that she is fine like that too.
You would call any other story on this subreddit fake and gay.
Why not this one?
Cause you can only see big titties and ass in anime?
Like go out and see real girls.
Not all are models.
And models don't date weebs and geeks.
Maybe I should rephrase the question: On what basis are you giving out romantic advice in this sub-armpit of the Internet? Because people weren't responding to the thing you think they were.
I'll try to explain, then. The original greentext was joking that she doesn't have the classic figure of a fertility goddess.By my understanding this is Ishtar, the Babylonian goddess of fertility. You said something about her being a Goddess not an Empress (which nobody called her) and that she had attitude and personality so that she didn't need a voluptuous figure. That made no sense and people laughed at you, because you were sticking up for an anime girl.
Then you tell everybody to go and touch grass and that girls won't talk to them despite incoherently white knighting an anime girl. The irony is making people laugh at you. It's perhaps cruel given you come across as quite young or maybe someone who struggles socially, but you're digging yourself deeper into the whole by engaging.
Not Babylonian, Mesopotamian.
I mean people power scale Superman vs Goku or whatever other superheroes they want like they are Pokemons and like most of them didn't at least once in their existence choose peacefully ways of solving problems.
Also a lot of people got anime wife/husband interests.
All I ment is that if someone wants to make a Goddess of love/lust/marriage and whatever the most hideous person you ever seen they can do it.
They can even not give that Goddess a human form.
She needs to be a lento create list/love whatever not to make you feel it for her (at least not without her powers). Like Goddesses and Gods should by default be shapeshifters.
I mean you can say that I was white knighting a character from a media that I never watch neither I will so I know absolutely nothing about anime (I do watch animations but from USA).
I mean thanks for the help is just that I need to reorganise my Reddit feed because I get a lot of posts from her and the sipping tea(which is very sexist from my point of view because they talk about real people, actresses for example, like only their body matter and by body I mean titties, so they ignore all of those women talent and effort to be in the role they have been and succed like they did in them).
Now I understand the irony too, defending a character from a media that I don't even care about it's existence.
I kinda do struggle socially, especially online because online you don't really know if a person is just joking or referring just about a character or holds same views on everyone.
And I am sorry now for making the first reply, I mean who am I to judge if people wants classical things like the Goddess of love to be thick (like she is in every culture).
Personally I like things experimental like how I'm Tuesday Death is not a skeleton with a cape but a macaw because it adds something new.
And as I said I want more God/Goddesses ne the opposite of what their represent because it would be fun.
But everyone is free to watch what they want and is free to talk however they want about any media because is not like the creator ever listen to them.
If we're nitpicking, Mesopotamia is the wider region with her worshipped in Assyria, Babylon and other places and going by other names like Innana in Sumeria. Not the point, anyway.
You seem like a nice enough guy in your own way; I'm sorry you seem to be misunderstood so much.
I mean we at least give free healthcare and education of those who pays taxes.
Instead of giving people guns.
And is not our president that started an illegal war that caused the price of petrol to go up.
There is no difference between Putin and Trump war.
Or the only difference is that Putin war didn't raise the price of petrol.
And you can judge a whole education system based on someone considered stupid even by the standards of the system.
Also we don't have that much corruption in politics.
Our politicians are from multiple parties that works together to save the country and we have a stable government (that is absolutely true, no need to Google search it)
Because everyone on Reddit are serious.
Like dude you think that ImportantResponse0 is my real name?
Do you think I am here to spread my knowledge?
Of course all that I write are just bait.
Of course you all failed for it when you got raged.
You think I care if a drawing is without big titties or a big ass.
The only reason she looks like that is because is it easier to animate her like that.
What?
Common say it!
Real?
Radical?
Round?
Red?
Rested?
Risky?
Regretful?
I think you are a very soft P from pathetic and that you are such a soft P that even if absurdly some girl would let you have sex with her you would have to hold your penis with your hand in order to do so.
1)Kinda I have mental problems so girls who aren't as attractive and that intimidate me less with their look and kinda are as beautiful as me, because I am neither, attracts me more because they make my heart beats less so at least some blood gets to my brain that already works harder than average.
2)Yes because if I wasn't I wouldn't imagine that any of you could get a girl to be into you. They don't want to talk with you. They would only talk with you only if they really need it. So maybe I have some delusion thinking you would ever get a girlfriend.
3)Yes, and it is mean to insult me online because of it. So please reconsider the way you act with me because I am already challenged by life.
You pick which one you want to pick.
But if I am the bad guy in that tail and there must be a good guy all the guys complaining that a drawing dosen't have a big ass and big titts are the good guy?
Yes just like all of you who get mad over a reply on Reddit.
By the way there is no actual proof that my reply even exist.
I can just delete it and then you would have raged for absolutely nothing.
I kindly suggest you to print it and put it under you improvised pillow, so at night when the bad thoughts or your monsters appears to have something equally awful to fight them.
Why are you acting like I am stupid?
Did you ever seen the original art work she is from?
A Goddess is a person that created not queen of a prom.
She wasn't named a Goddess and she didn't come from a family of Gods or Goddess.
She is a Goddess and a Goddess or God is beyond or space and time, is beyond our comprehension.
Why couldn't the God/Goddess of war be a chill because they think that they are playing some type of table top game with us as centre pieces.
Why can't the God of death be some who is jovial because he thinks he save us from the suffering that life is.
Why can't the Goddess of list be a not so hot women who likes to make other lust over other people.
Think.
Of course you aren't.
You are definitely not enough smart to know how to act.
The secret is that deep down you know you live a pathetic life.
So?
Did I guess right or should I try again?
It is deep.
Think why Ishtar would choose her in this fictional universe.
Is because they are compatible.
Also if is not that deep why people complain when is a anime, a drawing, and therefore is hard to animate shapes and easier to animate her.
Also all it matters on this situation is the voice of the voice actress because if her voice is sexy enough then it doesn't matter if she looks like that or even if she is humanoid, someone would list over her.
I'd rather breed a goddess with small boobs. Imagine you had a son with a big boob woman and he came out with fat knockers? That would be awkward as fuck.
Big tits, ass and wide hips (but mostly wide hips) implies the woman in question is more likely to carry a child to term, as a result the men attracted to curvy women got to pass on their genes which in turn had more people attracted to curves
[Random reddit post about it that I foud ](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/DzLpmpt0CZ)
Its more that the goddess of fertility having pronounced secondary sexual characteristics sins they are signs of sexual maturity since u get them in puberty.
Still hasn’t been a better goddess of fertility design since Venus of Willendorf
https://preview.redd.it/p18ecdskvq2h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1d02b1af71dd3afd430e1f5d74984b8c1d1d7a
Step one of twelve on trying to get anon away from femboys is getting them interested in petite waifu goddesses... until they inevitably collapse back into their femboy addiction.
Would you rather have $100 dollar bill or $100 dollars in coins? Bill.
See, they have the same monetary value, but you value the bill more. And so anon was enlightened
https://preview.redd.it/5cwu3mwtim2h1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b30431c5c73567206779cbd0d20e5a0e74feaab6
Hold on let me get my oversized nerd glasses.
Ahem
*Technically* only sometimes. It gets quite cold at night in the desert due to the lack of insulation to hold in the heat after the sun sets.
interestingly original tohsaka was more curvy
https://preview.redd.it/l4r5x343ip2h1.png?width=726&format=png&auto=webp&s=65b2071f8c8167f4cb1cf5c46f255c64267d3184
The chick is experiencing an emotion resembling disgust, contempt, and disdain
https://preview.redd.it/jlrz28vagm2h1.jpeg?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e487588e1295bd677baeb770e3520f9dd18e6f1
> the image board has more sours and some boards are more explicitly gay.
But they will still call themselves straight. I love those mile long green texts explaining how being gay doesn't make them gay.
FGO Ishtar is basically just Rin with Goddess powers. Strange Fake Ishtar is Ishtar herself. Also for appearance https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Ishtar_(Fate/strange_Fake)?file=Ishtar_outfits.jpg
Common people.
Is not like anyone sane would ever look at you and consider worth dating.
This is why you all care about animated girls, cause y'all can't get a real one.
The Japanese are so tiny the concept of huge titties and fat asses are exotic and taboo
Such a strange land, especially when they have the highest rates of perverts while having the lowest birth rates
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