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pookiegonzalez@reddit

tohsaka fans in shambles
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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

as is her defenseless anus
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AdorableDonkey@reddit

Her ass was giga buffed on the UBW anime tho
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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

I wanna stick my tongue in it 🤪🤪🤪
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heavyPacket@reddit

Why do so many of us wish to stick our tongues in buttholes? Why is that a thing? Is it a monkey brain thing? Was eating ass more common in the Neolithic era?
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CainhurstVayne@reddit

You're just Nurgle-pilled
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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

or slaanesh
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Lucius-Halthier@reddit

“YALL DONT YEARN LIKE I YEARN, YALL CLEARLY AINT EATERS EITHER!”
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smokescreen1030@reddit

Probably to clean your mate. And exchanging immunities that way probably had a an affect on evolution. If you couldn’t handle her funk you fuckin died.
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AdorableDonkey@reddit

Why that makes sense
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livtop@reddit

I wanna stick my nose in em too.... which era is that from
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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

We are clearly agents of Beelzebub
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BatmanForce@reddit

I'll stick my tongue in your ass too bro
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Xortman096@reddit

Now your're asking real questions
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Xardnas69@reddit

> UBW The what?
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RexOfRecursion@reddit

unlimited blade works
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Xardnas69@reddit

Ah, thanks
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BustedBayou@reddit

You dropped your erotic fantasies, sir
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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

that's actually just a line from one of the OG fate visual novels about the character which is shown here
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BustedBayou@reddit

Then sorry, sir. That's wild.
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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

Nasu verse is crazy shit
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Theownerer7@reddit

I love the internet
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Stephenrudolf@reddit

But tgats Ishtar
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pookiegonzalez@reddit

Fate Ishtar is a pseudo-servant using Rin as a human physical vessel, aka Takeuchi's way of shoehorning Tohsaka Rin into FGO she should've been brown and beautiful like the true Eresh but Type Moon is full of cowards
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BubbleRocket1@reddit

Slight correction, FGO Ishtar uses Rin as a vessel. A different version of Ishtar (I believe Hollow Ataraxia) went and took the bull from FGO Ishtar, hence why we couldn’t use the bull in Babylon
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tortillazaur@reddit

pretty sure it was strange fake and not hollow ataraxia
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BubbleRocket1@reddit

That’s probably it, but it’s definitely one of the two. All I know is that a different version of herself stole the bulk and FGO Ishtar suffered as a result
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demonotreme@reddit

![gif](giphy|B9Q34rx2J3KH7BxEx3)
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Haeguil@reddit

Genshin treatment
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ToumaKazusa1@reddit

Her body is the exact same as Rin's so criticizing it is criticizing Rin
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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

ERM ACKCHUALLY it's the Goddess possessing the body of a girl
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Mr-Stuff-Doer@reddit

I don’t know what’s stupider, this or the idea than some random chick in Babylon had the EXACT same appearance as a girl in the 2000s
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Le_Meme_Man12@reddit

Ishtar is possessing Rin. It's not random
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Mr-Stuff-Doer@reddit

WHY DOES RIN EXIST IN BABYLON
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Le_Meme_Man12@reddit

She doesn't. Ishtar is just summoned with the most compatible body for her, since Divine Spirits can't be summoned in their original form due to being too powerful for the holy Grail.
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Uncannyvalley0w0@reddit

Some random middle eastern chick having the appearance of a Japanese girl in the 2000s*
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WantonKerfuffle@reddit

This is white-washed Jesus all over again
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Decisive_Victory_026@reddit

She should have chosen a *woman* instead
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LordMimsyPorpington@reddit

Anon when they hear a female looks like a grown woman: ![gif](giphy|4TKPHzFFQPlH48rmwn)
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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

reading comprehension devil struck again
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Decisive_Victory_026@reddit

>female You're out here getting scientific; I'm out here gooning to secondary sex characteristics. We are not the same
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avagrantthought@reddit

Because if course. Japan moment
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Gilgamesh107@reddit

Now I feel like an asshole
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heartofmidlothian278@reddit

Ah, of course this has ended up on r/greentext
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Mitchel-256@reddit

*Right*? No birthing hips, no milkers, and nothing to look at while you plow her from behind. The fuck is the point of a goddess of beauty, lust, and fertility if she doesn't get me rock-hard just looking at her?
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Gatt__@reddit

Only a weak man needs perfect proportions to want to put a baby in a woman. A real mean just needs a good personality and the blessing of Shinzo Abe
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Xardnas69@reddit

Who's shinzo abe?
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TickTeen@reddit

https://i.redd.it/hv21tdrf4w2h1.gif
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Username928351@reddit

> good personality > rin
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Milandouille@reddit

Among the tsunderes she's one of the less annoying. She is capable in magecraft and actually helps. She has a mean/playful/ironic facade as a mean to suppress/hide her feelings. Out of all of the Fate/Stay Night main (route) girls, she might be the easiest to manage. Saber gets jealous, grumpy easily and food doesn't work everytime. Sakura, well, do I need to explain? Sorry for all of this bullshit you just read. I'm realizing I might have a bias towards rin. Source: My (defective) memory after watching each route and 100%ing Stay Night and Hollow Ataraxia.
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vincent2751@reddit

No need to be sorry Rin best girl
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HzPips@reddit

You got it wrong, she has a huge cock to plow you from behind
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artificialdeatheast@reddit

tbf breast size has mo correlation with milk production
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FatMamaJuJu@reddit

Tell that to my evolutionary instincts bozo
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throwawayaccount442@reddit

That's just a failing of your instincts.
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Alfred_Leonhart@reddit

☝️
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Mitchel-256@reddit

If she's got bigger tits, I'll breed her more, and she'll make more milk over time. **Duh.**
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Most-Stomach4240@reddit

She gets me rock-hard just looking at her.
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Tenuous_Tangent@reddit

I swear lobster too juicy and steak too buttery type shit comment
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IzumiiSakurai@reddit

>small breasts, hips and ass That sounds like peak fertility to me
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IzumiiSakurai@reddit

Adult women have those features too
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JustSomeRandomGuy36@reddit

Umm jannies?
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cocofan4life@reddit

You people are so fucking stupid lmao. Adult women can have those proportions too
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JGrayzz@reddit

Yikes.
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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

For the first time ever, anon is correct
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PhantomCruze@reddit

I'm hopeful anon has an adult woman fetish as a basis for making his point.
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cocofan4life@reddit

I hope you're joking because the picture above looks like an adult
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PhantomCruze@reddit

I made a joke with a few layers to it that I'm not inclined to explain, even though i know you need it because you said what you said
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cocofan4life@reddit

And the joke is you're dogwater at telling jokes? "hurr durr my joke is so intellectual and i dont need to explain the dumbass brethens"
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ufailowell@reddit

adult woman fetish???
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PhantomCruze@reddit

There's a couple layers to this joke, and i don't feel like going into it
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ufailowell@reddit

🤨
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SuperSonicBlitz@reddit

For the uninitiated https://preview.redd.it/fkrokb21cp2h1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=30bce8f5aeb73c098b2dd7dbde4e6337beda26af
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PoprockEnema@reddit

The least gay anon too. Crazy fucking world
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oni_no_onii-chan@reddit

Anon is still wrong, because voluptous things was a feature because of farming society. For example in nomadic turks, fertility goddess was also a war god because their society was relaying on raids. If there's a fertility goddess in modern industrial society, her features would be more touched on non aging attractiveness, non aging energetic persona and a good omen of economic stability. Because these are fears of modern people on making kids. So fertility goddess being titless japanese woman is an awesome design! She's japanese so stereotypically hard to age, no tits to create back pain over years, and a possible japanese office lady candidate so stable income!
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Wantitneeditgetit@reddit

So, [Lorna Hajdini](https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1804877/jp-morgan.png?w=400&h=268&f=6758d4cec11d820221c2299d314b76b2)? I bet your fish head Goddess doesn't have THESE cannons!
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I_Don-t_Care@reddit

Jesus what a simp
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onarainyafternoon@reddit

Jesus was a simp
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ZettoVii@reddit

Makes sense that this goddess is based on Japanese standards which does differ from the western preference for voluptuous or athletic hourglass build. But then since this goddess doesn't just represent lust but also fertility, it would still make more sense if she had a big bust rather than being flat. Cause even Japan views big round tops as fertile. The only thing that wouldnt be strictly big is the bottom, because Japan generally is more partial towards women with a slim lower build.
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oni_no_onii-chan@reddit

"western preference for voluptuous or athletic hourglass build" weird thing is 25 years ago western beauty standards was nearly anorexic. Some scandinavian top model metas had times the ideal girl should look like a point of no return anorexia patient!
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M0rgr0m@reddit

Borderline anorexia unfortunately is still pretty prevalent in modern beauty standards, just also with large breasts and ass which is of course not natural in the slightest. But I can definitely see people coming around to thicker women more than any time in modern society
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ZettoVii@reddit

Times really do change... And yet things may rhyme all the same. Since even today ladies seem to prefer wanting to be slim and petite, even in the west where the craving for curves has become more prominent. If anything what's considered fertile doesnt always align with what's popular. Cause even in the cultures where the slim and petite is seen as more of a beauty than the plush and curvaceous, fertility more often than not is tied to some level of curviness. So while it could make sense for a beauty and lust goddess to be absolutely thin, it generally makes more sense for a fertility goddess to be on the fuller side of things.
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Deauo@reddit

My goddess of ferrtility would break their goddess of fertility in half.
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Cerindipity@reddit

But this was her design in the babylonian flashback
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oni_no_onii-chan@reddit

I mean Japanese loves ancient references, nearly all fantasy animes' worldbuilding has middle eastern kaballah references.  And every god forms in the eye of the beholder. Chinese jesus portraits are painfully chinese. Hell, even communist murals in africa has marx paintings look more like a black guy than a german philosopher.
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Cerindipity@reddit

Sure, which is exactly what anon was complaining about. This is how she looked, theoretically, _at the time_ she was being originally worshipped by an early agrarian society, and she looks like a Japanese schoolgirl. "A modern fertility goddess could easily be a flat japanese woman" doesn't work for the times where it's not a _modern_ goddess.
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

Wrong, she is a Goddess not Emperess, she dosen't need all of that she haves attitude and personality.
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ComedyGold13@reddit

what?
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Zpalq@reddit

Look at his profile, I think he might be an actual r
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Xalethesniper@reddit

Trynna figure out if it’s a bit he’s doing or you’re right
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Send_Cake_Or_Nudes@reddit

Less a bit than the whole damn thing.
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

Less a bit than what? What whole damn thing? Y'all got attacked from one single comment saying that she is fine like that too. You would call any other story on this subreddit fake and gay. Why not this one? Cause you can only see big titties and ass in anime? Like go out and see real girls. Not all are models. And models don't date weebs and geeks.
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Send_Cake_Or_Nudes@reddit

Out of interest, how many models have you dated?
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

I am not into models.
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Send_Cake_Or_Nudes@reddit

Maybe I should rephrase the question: On what basis are you giving out romantic advice in this sub-armpit of the Internet? Because people weren't responding to the thing you think they were.
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

They started down voting me. For what reason I don't know. So I had to defend myself.
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Send_Cake_Or_Nudes@reddit

I'll try to explain, then. The original greentext was joking that she doesn't have the classic figure of a fertility goddess.By my understanding this is Ishtar, the Babylonian goddess of fertility. You said something about her being a Goddess not an Empress (which nobody called her) and that she had attitude and personality so that she didn't need a voluptuous figure. That made no sense and people laughed at you, because you were sticking up for an anime girl. Then you tell everybody to go and touch grass and that girls won't talk to them despite incoherently white knighting an anime girl. The irony is making people laugh at you. It's perhaps cruel given you come across as quite young or maybe someone who struggles socially, but you're digging yourself deeper into the whole by engaging.
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

Not Babylonian, Mesopotamian. I mean people power scale Superman vs Goku or whatever other superheroes they want like they are Pokemons and like most of them didn't at least once in their existence choose peacefully ways of solving problems. Also a lot of people got anime wife/husband interests. All I ment is that if someone wants to make a Goddess of love/lust/marriage and whatever the most hideous person you ever seen they can do it. They can even not give that Goddess a human form. She needs to be a lento create list/love whatever not to make you feel it for her (at least not without her powers). Like Goddesses and Gods should by default be shapeshifters. I mean you can say that I was white knighting a character from a media that I never watch neither I will so I know absolutely nothing about anime (I do watch animations but from USA). I mean thanks for the help is just that I need to reorganise my Reddit feed because I get a lot of posts from her and the sipping tea(which is very sexist from my point of view because they talk about real people, actresses for example, like only their body matter and by body I mean titties, so they ignore all of those women talent and effort to be in the role they have been and succed like they did in them). Now I understand the irony too, defending a character from a media that I don't even care about it's existence. I kinda do struggle socially, especially online because online you don't really know if a person is just joking or referring just about a character or holds same views on everyone. And I am sorry now for making the first reply, I mean who am I to judge if people wants classical things like the Goddess of love to be thick (like she is in every culture). Personally I like things experimental like how I'm Tuesday Death is not a skeleton with a cape but a macaw because it adds something new. And as I said I want more God/Goddesses ne the opposite of what their represent because it would be fun. But everyone is free to watch what they want and is free to talk however they want about any media because is not like the creator ever listen to them.
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Send_Cake_Or_Nudes@reddit

If we're nitpicking, Mesopotamia is the wider region with her worshipped in Assyria, Babylon and other places and going by other names like Innana in Sumeria. Not the point, anyway. You seem like a nice enough guy in your own way; I'm sorry you seem to be misunderstood so much.
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

Thanks.
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Zpalq@reddit

Fucking fantastic character if he's doing a bit. Could also be he's a younger dude with English as a second language.
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Check_Me_Out-Boss@reddit

They're apparently Romanian, so definitely a hard R
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

I mean we at least give free healthcare and education of those who pays taxes. Instead of giving people guns. And is not our president that started an illegal war that caused the price of petrol to go up.
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Check_Me_Out-Boss@reddit

I wish the US gave us guns. > illegal war I see that Romanian education is hard at work.
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

There is no difference between Putin and Trump war. Or the only difference is that Putin war didn't raise the price of petrol. And you can judge a whole education system based on someone considered stupid even by the standards of the system. Also we don't have that much corruption in politics. Our politicians are from multiple parties that works together to save the country and we have a stable government (that is absolutely true, no need to Google search it)
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Check_Me_Out-Boss@reddit

There's that failure of a Romanian education again. Great post, regard!
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

Like people in USA aren't falling school. Most people know that USA is the country with the most stupid people.
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

I am not young but English is my second language. But I don't come here to look at serious subs. I am here because I want to have fun.
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

Because everyone on Reddit are serious. Like dude you think that ImportantResponse0 is my real name? Do you think I am here to spread my knowledge? Of course all that I write are just bait. Of course you all failed for it when you got raged. You think I care if a drawing is without big titties or a big ass. The only reason she looks like that is because is it easier to animate her like that.
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

What? Common say it! Real? Radical? Round? Red? Rested? Risky? Regretful? I think you are a very soft P from pathetic and that you are such a soft P that even if absurdly some girl would let you have sex with her you would have to hold your penis with your hand in order to do so.
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Male_Lead@reddit

she lost her cow
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

What? Is not like a charming girl who is a 5 is better than a 10 that dosen't know how to flirt. But I do bet that girls do talk to you sometimes.
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V0DkA69@reddit

You a shizo or smth?
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

1)Kinda I have mental problems so girls who aren't as attractive and that intimidate me less with their look and kinda are as beautiful as me, because I am neither, attracts me more because they make my heart beats less so at least some blood gets to my brain that already works harder than average. 2)Yes because if I wasn't I wouldn't imagine that any of you could get a girl to be into you. They don't want to talk with you. They would only talk with you only if they really need it. So maybe I have some delusion thinking you would ever get a girlfriend. 3)Yes, and it is mean to insult me online because of it. So please reconsider the way you act with me because I am already challenged by life. You pick which one you want to pick.
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V0DkA69@reddit

Lmao
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Theownerer7@reddit

A man must defend his waifu.
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Aermix@reddit

A tale as old as time
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

But if I am the bad guy in that tail and there must be a good guy all the guys complaining that a drawing dosen't have a big ass and big titts are the good guy?
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

I don't watch animes but you all act like you only date models. Which is not the case because girls don't even want to acknowledge your existence.
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JuiceManOJ@reddit

We found the schizophrenic
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

Yes just like all of you who get mad over a reply on Reddit. By the way there is no actual proof that my reply even exist. I can just delete it and then you would have raged for absolutely nothing.
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Pikkuraila@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/o3p15wdcjm2h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1baa9ae5499c3ababa25f217b5090aab7aa021dd
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

I kindly suggest you to print it and put it under you improvised pillow, so at night when the bad thoughts or your monsters appears to have something equally awful to fight them.
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JuiceManOJ@reddit

Damn, bro is NOT beating the schizophrenia allegations
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Pikkuraila@reddit

I mean its enough that your creepy and weird behaviour on your account is now saved for posterity.
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ParticularConcept548@reddit

This stupidity has no curr
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

Why are you acting like I am stupid? Did you ever seen the original art work she is from? A Goddess is a person that created not queen of a prom. She wasn't named a Goddess and she didn't come from a family of Gods or Goddess. She is a Goddess and a Goddess or God is beyond or space and time, is beyond our comprehension. Why couldn't the God/Goddess of war be a chill  because they think that they are playing some type of table top game with us as centre pieces. Why can't the God of death be some who is jovial because he thinks he save us from the suffering that life is. Why can't the Goddess of list be a not so hot women who likes to make other lust over other people. Think.
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ParticularConcept548@reddit

That's the secret, I'm not acting
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

Of course you aren't. You are definitely not enough smart to know how to act. The secret is that deep down you know you live a pathetic life. So? Did I guess right or should I try again?
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revelbytes@reddit

brother this is just rin tohsaka as ishtar from fucking FATE it is not that deep
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ImportantResponse0@reddit

It is deep. Think why Ishtar would choose her in this fictional universe. Is because they are compatible. Also if is not that deep why people complain when is a anime, a drawing, and therefore is hard to animate shapes and easier to animate her. Also all it matters on this situation is the voice of the voice actress because if her voice is sexy enough then it doesn't matter if she looks like that or even if she is humanoid, someone would list over her.
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SalvationSycamore@reddit

I'd rather breed a goddess with small boobs. Imagine you had a son with a big boob woman and he came out with fat knockers? That would be awkward as fuck.
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ProfessionalPack7205@reddit

Ah yes that's how it works exactly! Big boob wife= big fuckin tits on my son! Wow!
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oni_no_onii-chan@reddit

Can't beat big dick husband = big dick daughter tho
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destroyerOfTards@reddit

Some futa and I guess reverse futa fans in here
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ProfessionalPack7205@reddit

Reverse futa?? So a normal dick and balls? WHAT
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DeepQueen@reddit

I guess reverse futa would be a man with a pussy
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JessHorserage@reddit

Ah, so the ideal partner?
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Dqueezy@reddit

The most vile of images.
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habba88@reddit

I frequently regret coming to greentext but this is one of the few times it's because of the comments.
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destroyerOfTards@reddit

I was referring to the other comment about boys with boobs
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MrMangobrick@reddit

Futa 🤤🤤
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destroyerOfTards@reddit

https://tenor.com/bBHuC.gif
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Blizztastic@reddit

Brok lesnar and his daughter have entered the chat
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88Neaks@reddit

It depends if the son can lactate or not.
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Din_Plug@reddit

Who are you so wise in Greek mythology?
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toomuchradiation@reddit

No, he's not as this version of Ishtar resides within mortally vessel and it's not her actual body.
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Rancorrancor@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/k4vixn5x3m2h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=da733ffc608ab126243b8d14f35f2d056aadea8c I would agree more to this
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throwawayaccount442@reddit

Menopauze women are less fertile.
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Diezelbub@reddit

That's what the 3 daughters are for
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SuperSocialMan@reddit

REAL.
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Sure_Association_991@reddit (OP)

I agree also
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Craiglekinz@reddit

Why does fertility have to correlate with big tits and ass
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Lolmemsa@reddit

Wide hips for birthing children large breasts to feed them
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romhacks@reddit

The amount of milk a human can produce is not correlated with the size of their breasts
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Cultural-Company282@reddit

If you eat at a fine dining restaurant, you want your meal on a beautiful dish and not a paper plate.
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New_Canuck_Smells@reddit

I don't want a fine meal, I want to put something in my mouth to make my dick hard.
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Mr-Stuff-Doer@reddit

You’ve clearly never had a fine meal before
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New_Canuck_Smells@reddit

It's like a cheap meal, but the guy serving you is white. and it wasn't microwaved.
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Capital_Pick3604@reddit

at this point i just want a meal at all.
View on Reddit #86622492

muse_is_the_best@reddit

nothing to do with fertility
View on Reddit #86666404

throwawayaccount442@reddit

Fine dining meals are usually small. Checkmate big breast bozos.
View on Reddit #86629753

romhacks@reddit

But at 3am, nothing hits better than dino nuggets on a paper towel.
View on Reddit #86612762

TolUC21@reddit

You expect the average 4Chinner and redditor to know that?
View on Reddit #86641597

robotboy02@reddit

But it's always been the cultural association.
View on Reddit #86629307

Okamitoutcourt@reddit

Big tits, ass and wide hips (but mostly wide hips) implies the woman in question is more likely to carry a child to term, as a result the men attracted to curvy women got to pass on their genes which in turn had more people attracted to curves [Random reddit post about it that I foud ](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/DzLpmpt0CZ)
View on Reddit #86622311

WeTheNinjas@reddit

What does that say about people that aren’t attracted to curves and prefer skinny women ?
View on Reddit #86672500

Okamitoutcourt@reddit

Not much really, evolution isn't really a perfect thing
View on Reddit #86674151

Snickerdoodledoo55@reddit

Its more that the goddess of fertility having pronounced secondary sexual characteristics sins they are signs of sexual maturity since u get them in puberty.
View on Reddit #86637242

GruntBlender@reddit

Tradition t hat goes back thousands of years to early humans carving wood figurines.
View on Reddit #86616859

Fern-ando@reddit

Those are important to have babies without risk.
View on Reddit #86612318

Walpinsta@reddit

Still hasn’t been a better goddess of fertility design since Venus of Willendorf https://preview.redd.it/p18ecdskvq2h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1d02b1af71dd3afd430e1f5d74984b8c1d1d7a
View on Reddit #86676853

ConsentingPotato@reddit

Step one of twelve on trying to get anon away from femboys is getting them interested in petite waifu goddesses... until they inevitably collapse back into their femboy addiction.
View on Reddit #86674011

Meowza_V2@reddit

All boobs are great boobs... Except weird boobs.
View on Reddit #86611224

NyanSquiddo@reddit

And no boobs are weird boobs except yours
View on Reddit #86618100

girlgamerpoi@reddit

Moobs
View on Reddit #86638748

NyanSquiddo@reddit

You clearly aren't woke enough. become woker NOW
View on Reddit #86673582

MimikyuGud@reddit

No one likes a weird penis
View on Reddit #86612319

WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

https://i.redd.it/4vourkajcp2h1.gif I thought it looked delicious
View on Reddit #86653112

VKQM@reddit

Speak for yourself loser
View on Reddit #86612574

MimikyuGud@reddit

I was referencing something but yeah I should have specified that mb
View on Reddit #86612752

Squeeblz88@reddit

Don't tease me, I'm shy! Don't go in my shed!
View on Reddit #86615780

Meowza_V2@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/gllpav8rsm2h1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a365a32b39e31274b23266cf356bf5d9416df6ff
View on Reddit #86622644

Cultural-Company282@reddit

Sometimes weird boobs too
View on Reddit #86612350

Radonda@reddit

Yeah. If no boobs for a while
View on Reddit #86636251

Captain_Pumpkinhead@reddit

"Except for yours in particular, dear reader!"
View on Reddit #86617153

Sure_Association_991@reddit (OP)

Hell yea
View on Reddit #86611316

bigfishthings@reddit

You get it. shape > size
View on Reddit #86611248

Impressive-Door-2581@reddit

The desert is still fuckin hot, regardless of how large the sand hills are, guys.
View on Reddit #86612622

CrazyWS@reddit

Would you rather have $100 dollar bill or $100 dollars in coins? Bill. See, they have the same monetary value, but you value the bill more. And so anon was enlightened https://preview.redd.it/5cwu3mwtim2h1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b30431c5c73567206779cbd0d20e5a0e74feaab6
View on Reddit #86620513

YuriNone@reddit

I can put 100$ in coins into a sock and beat you up
View on Reddit #86673491

KlytosBluesClues@reddit

The lessons from your commentary and greentext result in contradictory results and still i see the logic in both of them. Kinda paradox
View on Reddit #86620930

Clean-Ad-8925@reddit

means neither of them has the perfect idea
View on Reddit #86665991

memes_gbc@reddit

i was looking for this image
View on Reddit #86635383

JGrayzz@reddit

Not that desert.
View on Reddit #86646851

bitchnibba47@reddit

![gif](giphy|qrdf8B7zFe1atyCxpD)
View on Reddit #86624146

SurprisedCabbage@reddit

Hold on let me get my oversized nerd glasses. Ahem *Technically* only sometimes. It gets quite cold at night in the desert due to the lack of insulation to hold in the heat after the sun sets.
View on Reddit #86623652

CommandWest7471@reddit

Shakespeare right there
View on Reddit #86619051

Impressive-Door-2581@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/gsl3yph7sm2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c770874378aa6f7181a8c849617b7f23de0757e9
View on Reddit #86622523

LiverFailureMan@reddit

Bro TELLUM
View on Reddit #86620784

WeTheNinjas@reddit

All of you are the type of people to agree with this but at the same time call a voluptuous women fat
View on Reddit #86672318

-_Myst_-@reddit

\>isn’t chubby either
View on Reddit #86668315

Yanzihko@reddit

Wtf are these comments 😭😭😭
View on Reddit #86619005

cocofan4life@reddit

Like fr man, many trash comments here
View on Reddit #86665087

MissiaichParriah@reddit

Funnily enough, FGO did that twice https://preview.redd.it/147nm530tp2h1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2e190c3d5f55db589653ace19dd2d235cada6e4
View on Reddit #86660032

bdrwr@reddit

Idk about the rest of you anons, but I don't order the same dish every time, over and over.
View on Reddit #86659967

doomguycrossing1@reddit

[ Removed by Reddit ]
View on Reddit #86659779

workthrowawhey@reddit

True but she's got the lethal facecard
View on Reddit #86659160

Puzzleheaded_One_927@reddit

She's highkey built like me
View on Reddit #86616083

rafamacamp@reddit

You're hot! Congratulations!
View on Reddit #86655718

PomegranateHot9916@reddit

interestingly original tohsaka was more curvy https://preview.redd.it/l4r5x343ip2h1.png?width=726&format=png&auto=webp&s=65b2071f8c8167f4cb1cf5c46f255c64267d3184
View on Reddit #86655420

nasandre@reddit

My Queen https://preview.redd.it/uk7zqfu2dp2h1.jpeg?width=4254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da6980644ff03026e77c9d28f340e1b95d1f574
View on Reddit #86653311

Pingushagger@reddit

It’s an anime, anime fans goddess of beauty is obviously underage.
View on Reddit #86651857

AdorableDonkey@reddit

That doesn't stop me from wanting to fill her womb with my offspring
View on Reddit #86610722

Luname@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/8bi5cdfgkl2h1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a265ac4309d3cdd9380493f16362a8f09a6916b3
View on Reddit #86612522

Nerdic-King2015@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/2lpb38qaml2h1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9475fb5f66d2574f0bfe6414066dd0a30168e0b6
View on Reddit #86612936

Luname@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/qxqscilosl2h1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56b8e8af3c1dedb71452abb8000577d5f023d6b
View on Reddit #86614627

Halfgnomen@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/35k9u9w56p2h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4eebc7ced72c57a4738424b46cdb369e531d236
View on Reddit #86650476

darkblood9087@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/mcrmwoojwo2h1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf8de7806a06a63e866a625e1813a19b0f6c82e
View on Reddit #86646437

Slayer-O-Furries@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/nxb75090go2h1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=740bbf4bc1995f9f1350312d5bfd988665c12e02
View on Reddit #86640392

Blookydook@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/6ijzw3okfl2h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48b5669da684b9eb1e7df25b3ea878e035ba91af
View on Reddit #86611263

daflufferkinz@reddit

Peter what does this image mean
View on Reddit #86613008

boofmaster6000@reddit

The chick is making an expression that represents how the poster feels about the original comment.
View on Reddit #86616574

daflufferkinz@reddit

I see
View on Reddit #86636259

Glyphid_Dreadnought@reddit

The chick is experiencing an emotion resembling disgust, contempt, and disdain https://preview.redd.it/jlrz28vagm2h1.jpeg?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e487588e1295bd677baeb770e3520f9dd18e6f1
View on Reddit #86619988

DaHerv@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/hnrqtw79ym2h1.jpeg?width=2312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52f66abf249f8c226d987a0f0564209e54d04e87
View on Reddit #86624038

MyR3dditAcc0unt@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/o9zvuwti5n2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dd50679e7674b6c6e089c580c3c163708ed3cf8
View on Reddit #86626273

patchlocke@reddit

Little bro got his first paycheck, happy for him
View on Reddit #86618722

uzi720@reddit

What a humorous image
View on Reddit #86616405

austin101123@reddit

Petaahh?
View on Reddit #86613041

djaqk@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/fpt74udsfl2h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08fe9de5c6302ba0fa045300a51e0ce41f0c803
View on Reddit #86611330

Rebelbot1@reddit

I often forget that members in this sub actually use 4chan and are exposed to its influence.
View on Reddit #86611927

Fun1k@reddit

Tbh 2014 halfchan lingo has become so normalized now there's not much practical difference now, except the imageboard has more slurs.
View on Reddit #86618139

DaRealKovi@reddit

> the image board has more sours and some boards are more explicitly gay. But they will still call themselves straight. I love those mile long green texts explaining how being gay doesn't make them gay.
View on Reddit #86634747

AdorableDonkey@reddit

As if redditors are any better, kek
View on Reddit #86613432

Minute-Weekend5234@reddit

Lame
View on Reddit #86622625

_Planet_Mars_@reddit

This is really tame, tbh.
View on Reddit #86617497

LordIVoldemor@reddit

Based womb filler
View on Reddit #86633711

belzebutts@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/tcmj3zsokm2h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e9f6ad6d00f62c5c3cb2591d9d8dc687e3e4e0
View on Reddit #86620907

aaronlaw24@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/upbx9kx6cm2h1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dea7d645164ea14064e7545ce9a1aa25875746e
View on Reddit #86619073

LudicrousStead@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/471z6i44bm2h1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144df2fc93c964f2ded603994612a1de5cdf34a7
View on Reddit #86618852

almatom12@reddit

Agreed https://preview.redd.it/9s3ifnt97m2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65a0997538cd0f785f2e77def6611f4844b5866d
View on Reddit #86618048

c4gam1ng@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/9kmwobhp4m2h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9661fefaff56ecccef139b0def56b686d572be
View on Reddit #86617378

Levoso_con_v@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/j1u0xapepl2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15fa22a17b668460d34523256d420f9011ae3664
View on Reddit #86613747

uselessluna@reddit

I'll take this, thank you very much
View on Reddit #86616111

BhataktiAtma@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/t74aelw7hl2h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24cb721af7bc5cb02c146c22cf337167aba7f71
View on Reddit #86611753

Check_Me_Out-Boss@reddit

Ohh no, please don't smack my nuts ![gif](giphy|aQYR1p8saOQla)
View on Reddit #86615955

geoff1036@reddit

If you showed this to a memer from 2013 they would just frown and give you a concerned look
View on Reddit #86612860

Verdux_Xudrev@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/htnm1tdfxl2h1.png?width=258&format=png&auto=webp&s=f822b82faa9428a3f534bc91d1bc673eadc8a2d2
View on Reddit #86615810

dominizerduck@reddit

![gif](giphy|z7BbXJSlW6dkOnSd5A)
View on Reddit #86614402

DiabeticRhino97@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/5svebad8ol2h1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb926e8682b1d41202892911400c16286a43d4ff
View on Reddit #86613448

ilovet0eatchildren@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/pbngoyyqnl2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f94c92b1be35a07b0d94bb1b5a370934009561f9
View on Reddit #86613321

ben_stiller0fficial@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/js0bhskpfl2h1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47665866c063ee8a2440ce5c053bd4ba125eceba
View on Reddit #86611306

Ok_Addendum2980@reddit

Strange Fake Ishtar completely MOGS FGO Ishtar in terms of appearance and attitude.
View on Reddit #86612138

Stephenrudolf@reddit

Same host?
View on Reddit #86614329

Ok_Addendum2980@reddit

FGO Ishtar is basically just Rin with Goddess powers. Strange Fake Ishtar is Ishtar herself. Also for appearance https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Ishtar_(Fate/strange_Fake)?file=Ishtar_outfits.jpg
View on Reddit #86615175

Le_Meme_Man12@reddit

Strange Fake Ishtar is also not the actual Ishtar. She is possessing an Einzbern Homunculi
View on Reddit #86629542

Ok_Addendum2980@reddit

I meant personality wise. 
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Stephenrudolf@reddit

Still kind of looks like rin tbh.
View on Reddit #86615309

Ok_Addendum2980@reddit

There is a mention about FGO Ishtar in Strange Fake later on in the series.
View on Reddit #86615493

MaybeADragon@reddit

She should be flatter
View on Reddit #86648982

SierraDespair@reddit

That build is still very hot. Anyone complaining is just gay.
View on Reddit #86637318

JGrayzz@reddit

Cope.
View on Reddit #86647015

blubister57@reddit

good proportions and sleek body is 100000x better than just big tits or ass
View on Reddit #86627768

JGrayzz@reddit

Nah.
View on Reddit #86646992

WatIsLasagne@reddit

I'd fuck her senseless, y'all just gay
View on Reddit #86614236

JGrayzz@reddit

Cope.
View on Reddit #86646890

Vivid-Literature2329@reddit

Should look like a venus ![gif](giphy|6VN16KWuLIVIA)
View on Reddit #86643233

bostar-mcman@reddit

Im more of a medium boob kinda guy, I don't want her to get back problems in later life.
View on Reddit #86642153

Danny-Fr@reddit

Can go to rule34 where 97% of the characters are just tits and ass with a wig. Goes to 4chan. Complains. Anon is doing the internet wrong.
View on Reddit #86641846

viky109@reddit

Anon is making it sound like that’s a bad thing
View on Reddit #86637640

tryHardsc@reddit

Feet.
View on Reddit #86636028

Primary_String_2836@reddit

![gif](giphy|E80WFquwNCb0LGQWGy)
View on Reddit #86611397

Sure_Association_991@reddit (OP)

Mommy
View on Reddit #86611841

NightHunter311@reddit

Granny
View on Reddit #86632891

suctoes_N_fuchoes@reddit

Og goons ![gif](giphy|R1h32fmVTICZxOw3wF)
View on Reddit #86613791

bostar-mcman@reddit

Maybe it's supposed to be ironic?
View on Reddit #86632735

kaizokuuuu@reddit

I assume as a God she can gain when she wants to, maybe she just digs the look?
View on Reddit #86613353

throwawayaccount442@reddit

It's definitely more practical.
View on Reddit #86629823

Master_John1250@reddit

What does ass have to do with it?
View on Reddit #86628130

Ad841@reddit

It's Japan, of course they don't know a damn thing about curvaceous women.
View on Reddit #86626032

Ubixdeadpro@reddit

Ok uhh that's a good question I mean just look at Aphrodite in record in Ragnarok
View on Reddit #86623712

Thenderick@reddit

Counter argument: she has a Rin face, so she's automatically a 10/10!
View on Reddit #86622561

ImportantResponse0@reddit

Common people. Is not like anyone sane would ever look at you and consider worth dating. This is why you all care about animated girls, cause y'all can't get a real one.
View on Reddit #86611226

RatioTechnical234@reddit

calm down, chad.
View on Reddit #86613619

ImportantResponse0@reddit

Right flag wrong country.
View on Reddit #86620901

Malvastor@reddit

I see no problem here. 
View on Reddit #86620297

Significant_Carrot81@reddit

A dollar in pennies weighs more than a dollar bill but they're still worth the same, and brother I'd happily spend that dollar bill
View on Reddit #86617703

DaemonLemon@reddit

Who is she?
View on Reddit #86617606

Cy_Mann@reddit

lmao, even
View on Reddit #86617269

calideosk@reddit

At the very least make her chunky and fluffy.
View on Reddit #86616773

SamTheGill42@reddit

She was also goddess of war and the queen of heaven
View on Reddit #86616568

Gilgamesh107@reddit

Technically that's not what's happening here The goddess is sort of possessing someone, that isn't what the fate version of ishtar actually looks like
View on Reddit #86616525

vverbov_22@reddit

Literally attractive woman
View on Reddit #86616293

LegoMyEggo8@reddit

Incorrect, she has a nice fucking ass
View on Reddit #86614365

mardabx@reddit

Throwable onto bed, you figure out the rest.
View on Reddit #86614252

Kl3en@reddit

Would still smash
View on Reddit #86613948

RatioTechnical234@reddit

![gif](giphy|hPPx8yk3Bmqys) Literally peak beauty, lust, and fertility. Why would anyone want a big ass? shits disgusting.
View on Reddit #86610585

Correct_Doctor_1502@reddit

Millions of years of evolution say otherwise Large hips mean wider birth canals, which mean more offspring that like larger hips
View on Reddit #86611191

RatioTechnical234@reddit

I'll widen her hips with my giga shrek. anything but big ass.
View on Reddit #86613745

BhataktiAtma@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/05t2c5dvhl2h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ee8536746287c112a40853ba0ce595e59526c2a
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Ver_Nick@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/9277uj9lfl2h1.png?width=638&format=png&auto=webp&s=e495bf750c610de9c45bca79831b3a98ad3f3203
View on Reddit #86611283

rip-droptire@reddit

Have you considered men? Might be more of your speed. 
View on Reddit #86610917

godlyuniverse1@reddit

Jiggle jiggle
View on Reddit #86610680

Sethleoric@reddit

Japanese studio anon.
View on Reddit #86613311

butt_crunch@reddit

Gay
View on Reddit #86611982

Correct_Doctor_1502@reddit

The Japanese are so tiny the concept of huge titties and fat asses are exotic and taboo Such a strange land, especially when they have the highest rates of perverts while having the lowest birth rates
View on Reddit #86611314