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All astronauts should be midgets.

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My girlfriend said she'd look good in something long and flowing...

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Whats your best joke ?

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Thought of this today Not typical format more like a scene

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Make parks where people can ejaculate in public

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A golfer was playing off the first tee but sliced the ball and it went over the trees. So he played another ball. When the round was over he met up with his buddies at the bar. The club pro came over, tapped him on the shoulder and asked, "Are you the guy who sliced that shot off the first tee?"

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Install a paired speed camera at each end of tunnel. Ticket everything that reaches other side too early as overspeed.

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On Lake Ontario St Pkwy near Rochester NY, they have markers on the road at quarter mile increments so that speed can be measured from the air. I used to use these to see how fast my car could do a quarter mile. :)

how **Teleporting** will affect in future?

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But why would that matter? How would this information help or hurt either the original or the copy? Is quality of life going to be different? Or is it a spiritual thing?

A tombstone

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Date palms take more than 10 years to fully mature...

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A woman went to the doctor and said, "I'm getting too much discharge.”

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I put my underwear on backwards

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Compulsory flair on Reddit: ☐ Not AI, ☐ Some AI, ☐Report to Mods. --All refusals/inaccuracies/falsifications result in permanent ban from Reddit.

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Compulsory flair on Reddit: ☐ Not AI, ☐ Some AI, ☐Report to Mods. --All refusals/inaccuracies/falsifications result in permanent ban from Reddit.

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Compulsory flair on Reddit: ☐ Not AI, ☐ Some AI, ☐Report to Mods. --All refusals/inaccuracies/falsifications result in permanent ban from Reddit.

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I lost my v-card today…

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chef tried to get me to eat her new recipe

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Adult versions of classic board games!

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At first, nobody was worried about the clown invasion taking place at the beach

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Don't you just hate it when you're sitting on the toilet and realise there's no paper left and you have to do that silly shuffle walk with your undies around your ankles to go and get some?

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My wife told me the gynecologist said we can’t have sex for 3 weeks.

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A man is tired of his old stomping grounds and decides to look for a new bar.

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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced

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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced

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I hate 9/11 jokes

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I was having dinner at my bosses house…

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I shat out an A, E, I, O and U this morning

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A man was sitting in a bar, drinking away his sorrows.

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An AI walks into a bar.

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An AI walks into a bar.

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An AI walks into a bar.

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An AI walks into a bar.

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An AI walks into a bar.

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A guy goes into a bar; there's a robot bartender.

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Little Johnny had to go to the bathroom, but his teacher said you have to recite your ABCs before you can go.

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Little Johnny had to go to the bathroom, but his teacher said you have to recite your ABCs before you can go.

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Little Johnny had to go to the bathroom, but his teacher said you have to recite your ABCs before you can go.

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2BallsInTheHole@reddit (OP)

Yeah, I heard it in elementary school in the '70s. A friend of mine just reminded me of it and I thought, I haven't seen that on r/jokes. Sure it's been on r/jokes, but *I* haven't seen it. What the hell?

I just spotted an albino dalmatian...

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Why did the zombie break into the hospital?

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What did the cannibal say to the other cannibal?

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My girlfriend ran away screaming when she saw I had a huge penis

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As a burgeoning middle management person, I was asked to the owners office for the first time. As we assembled, we were all little nervous because it was shortly after 9/11 and we weren't sure about our future. Turns out he wanted us to hear that song that was very popular at the time called because I got high, because I got high because I got high... Da da da da da da....

My girlfriend ran away screaming when she saw I had a huge penis

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Quentin Tarantino should remake Titanic

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My girlfriend ran away screaming when she saw I had a huge penis

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If A is for apple

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Put slot machines in nursing homes

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So this guy asked his coworker, "Hey you feel like going camping this weekend? I know a great place to fish."

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2BallsInTheHole@reddit (OP)

Yes, I tried to make this an anti-joke. Similar to this: Did you hear about deep porcupine who got fired from his job at the balloon factory? Turns out, he was embezzling from the petty cash.

A man was sitting on the beach, all alone. He had no arms, and no legs.

Posted by jimmypotato1914@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 34 comments

A man was sitting on the beach, all alone. He had no arms, and no legs.

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One of my friends got married in a church that was right next to a cell tower;

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