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What did the cannibal say to the other cannibal?

Posted by International_Bee653@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 39 comments

You know what Tony... I'm fed up with people.

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Abject-Friendship712@reddit

After the other cannibal vomited: "I thought that you had gotten over George. Do you have to keep bringing him up? "
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AgeAdditional4971@reddit

Cannibals passing human remains… what a crappy joke
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TrainForward417@reddit

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says, "I think we got this joke wrong."
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carriecomeau@reddit

Two cannibals were eating a clown and one says to the other; "This tastes funny..." 😉
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Limp-Plastic7030@reddit

Do you know why the cannibal <jeffery dahmer> kept a blender on his porch? He liked to greet everyone with a hand shake
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Weird_Lawfulness_298@reddit

Did you hear about the charismatic cannibal? He threw up his hands.
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Songminer@reddit

Did you hear about the carnival who passed his brother in the woods?
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Nasty5727@reddit

I just passed Bill on the trail.
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Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit

took me a minute!
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DistrustPilot@reddit

I'm having a ball!
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Another-Random-Idiot@reddit

Slow down!
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2BallsInTheHole@reddit

I thought I passed you a couple minutes ago!
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9thdoctor@reddit

What?! I’m havin a ball!
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Bouldur@reddit

I don’t eat people anymore. Not after I have seen how they are made.
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keepeyecontact@reddit

What do you feel like for dinner? We could have Italian, Mexican, or Chinese.
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RadamHusane@reddit

Why are you giving me the cold shoulder?
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keverzoid@reddit

Have a finger sandwich and try to relax.
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sligowind@reddit

Og the cannibal complains to his buddy Magog that he isn’t feeling well. Magog: what have you been eating? Og: the usual - missionaries. Magog: what do these missionaries look like? Og: they wear a brown robe, tied around the waist with a rope, sandals on their feet, hair around the head but shaved bald on top. Magog: how do prepare them? Og: I boil them with some carrots. Magog: Ah. That’s your problem. Those are Friars.
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Last_Virus4419@reddit

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TOOTH
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WagstafDad@reddit

I hate my dad! So just eat your vegetables
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Jutter70@reddit

It's no polite to talk with someone in your mouth.
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Alcol1979@reddit

Good one! But I think a better set up would be 'Why did the cannibal turn vegetarian?'
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Necessary-Tone-3925@reddit

Where’s Tony? Did we get fed up with him too?
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Substantial-Ad-9872@reddit

They didn't say anything. They'd already been consumed.
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hjorgan1ft@reddit

What’s eat’n you?
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TurnTheTVOff@reddit

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass.
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Hexual_Innuendo@reddit

There's very little meat on that joke
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taildrag@reddit

Then he pushed back from the table and threw up his hands.
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monkeyhind@reddit

Tony?
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PatrickMustard@reddit

Toe Knee, named after his dad's favourite snack.
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EarRubs@reddit

Tony the cannibal.
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cedg32@reddit

“I don’t like Tony.” “Well just eat your fries then.”
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Heretogetthingsdone@reddit

Does this clown taste funny?
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justlikeinmydreams@reddit

Nope
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MdmeGreyface@reddit

"You got a little someone on your chin..." *gestures at face*
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No_Station_6149@reddit

Bite me
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Due_Citron6089@reddit

My wife chewed me out - “just a flesh wound”
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doesdrums@reddit

How is it you always get the girls?
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TheRogueToad@reddit

Does this clown taste funny to you?
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