Liv1ng-the-Blues

• NSFW Masturbation

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• A teenage song asked his father " Dad, did you follow your dreams in life?" "No", the father replied, "My dreams were shattered years ago". "How many years ago?" The song asked.

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• Why are married women, on the average, fatter than single women? Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge, and go to bed.

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• Back in the 70's there was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.

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• You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by looking at her hands.

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• Man was talking to a new date: "I am 30 years old, and have the body of an 18 year old" Woman says "Oh yeah, prove it"

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• NSFW Blonde. A blonde goes to her gynecologist and shows him a postage stamp from Costa Rica. She asks " How could this possibly get inside me?"

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• A dog and a cat are having an argument about which is the favorite with humans. The dog says "humans like use more; they even named a tooth after use, the canine. Naming and important body parts proves they like dogs more.

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• USB C only in rental!

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• Two men were guests at a friend's bachelor party. "You know, in America, one in 20 men is gay", said the first man. "Statistically that means one of the guys here is homosexual. Who do you think it is?

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• "My wife said picking my nose is disgusting" a man told his buddy. "So what?" his friend asked.

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• Two private detectives were sneaking round their clients house an spotted his beautiful wife taking off her clothes with another man. "Let's go in after him" one whispered to the other" "Great idea" the other replied;

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• "I can't find a cause for your illness", the doctor told his patient, "Frankly, I think it may be due to drinking"

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• What's the best way to brainwash a politician?

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• NSFW How does James Bond like pussy?

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• A couple that had been married 30 years were talking. The wife said" If I happen to die first, promise me now that in the funeral procession, you'll let my mother ride in the first car with you"

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• [Blonde][NSFW] The blonde asked her gynecologist “Why do I finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina?”

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