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"My wife said picking my nose is disgusting" a man told his buddy. "So what?" his friend asked.

Posted by Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 15 comments

"Now I have to do it myself"

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Ordinary_Emphasis202@reddit

Don't pick your nose, or your head will cave in.
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aegersz@reddit

Snot that funny, I saw it coming ... "What does it mean when you're nose is running and your feet smell ?" "You're upside down !"
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Conquistador1901@reddit

Did you pick your nose? Yeah why. Well you could’ve picked a smaller one.
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HippoWillWork@reddit

Up your nose and to the left
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TheWatchfulGent@reddit

Was it a pick or a scratch?
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Steve-Ital@reddit

That’s snot funny
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RiderguytillIdie@reddit

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose but you just can’t pick your friends nose!
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Iwantapetmonkey@reddit

Challenge accepted.
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Jamesstinski@reddit

If you go with to the plastic surgeon you can pick your friend's nose.
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bayushi-rei@reddit

A Billy and Mandy reference in this day and age?
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VeganBullGang@reddit

You can pick your nose, you can pick your friend's nose, but you can't escape your horrible family
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ok-jeweler-2950@reddit

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends under the couch.
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fredlosthishead@reddit

I got this as a birthday card around 7-8 years old. To this day, it's the only birthday card I've cared enough to remember.
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MeatsackKY@reddit

Not with that attitude!
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iconsumemyown@reddit

God gave me my face, but he let me pick my nose.
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