Man was talking to a new date: "I am 30 years old, and have the body of an 18 year old" Woman says "Oh yeah, prove it"

Posted by Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments

“I would but the freezer is in the garage, and I don’t want to go out there right now"

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selrahc_72@reddit

This should end with "I also have the body of a . . . how old are you again?"

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Mikesaidit36@reddit

Could also be, “I’ve got the body of an 18-year-old but the brains of a 50 year-old. In a jar, on my desk.”

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There's a story that Stephen King is often thought to have a terrible, twisted psyche to be able to write such horror, but that he's responded to such claims with (not a direct quote) '.. In fact, I have the heart of a 10 year old boy. In a jar. On my desk.'