You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by looking at her hands.

Posted by Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 16 comments

For example, if she's holding a baseball bat, she's probably mad.

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ARobertNotABob@reddit

Similarly so if they're around your neck.

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Flimsy-Canary-7651@reddit

The real punchline

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sometimes_other697@reddit

Or she stole the bat

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2kids3kats@reddit

Or playing baseball.

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Hourslikeminutes47@reddit

Or both

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Wolf_S10@reddit

And if she wears a cape too, she is probably super mad.

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PM_meyourGradyWhite@reddit

Wendy, give me the bat.

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ES_FTrader@reddit

“I’ll give you the bat but good!”

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stevenmoreso@reddit

Or in fear for her life again

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andywoz@reddit

Or wants money to go shopping again.

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ES_FTrader@reddit

…to buy a bigger bat

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SkipperBiff@reddit

I got my wife a mood ring for her birthday. When she’s in a good mood the stone turns blue. When she’s in a bad mood it leaves a red mark on my head.

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Old9999@reddit

baseball, huh?

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mfrench105@reddit

She was on deck and you struck out ending the game. Yeah, she is mad.

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HR_DUCK@reddit

“Give me the bat, Marge.”

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TyrconnellFL@reddit

“I can’t believe you went to the batting cage, left your gear, and made me bring it for you *again*, asshole!”