2BallsInTheHole

• Compulsory flair on Reddit: ☐ Not AI, ☐ Some AI, ☐Report to Mods. --All refusals/inaccuracies/falsifications result in permanent ban from Reddit.

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• Every time an LLM app icon is tapped on a phone, a loud, annoying notification sound is automatically played: "GLUG, GLUG, GLUG!"

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• Little Johnny had to go to the bathroom, but his teacher said you have to recite your ABCs before you can go.

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• A guitar hero model that simply takes the music in your head and puts it into the computer, so you can see how close you are

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• Have you heard that they're making a new documentary about low income neighborhoods in Kansas?

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• So this guy asked his coworker, "Hey you feel like going camping this weekend? I know a great place to fish."

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• Commercial Airlines could save tons of money by creating "work from home" jobs for the flight crew.

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• Make commercials not suck, so people would watch them.

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• An option on streaming services for R-rated commercials so that they can swear and show boobies.

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• Put a rooster exactly on the North Pole and watch him crow for like a whole month.

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• The "Baby On Board" sign should light up upon detection of an actual baby in the car so that the rest of us know when it's okay to drive recklessly and dangerously.

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• Offer a $100,000 reward for "recovered" space debris, as opposed to being sued because it smashed through your house.

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• Rearrange all cemeteries into alphabetical order

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• My husband asked the doctor for the test results for his wife.

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• Inflation is out of control. Why can't we just divide everything by 10 and make everything more manageable? $25 to go to the movies? Now it's $2.50. You get paid $25 an hour? Now you get $2.50 per hour. We can't let inflation to follow a parabolic curve to infinity.

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• An establishment which gives you a cash back option from your gift card if the balance gets below $2.

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• A setting on your car's windshield wipers that changes the beats per minute so that you can make them match the song you're listening to on the radio.

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• If it's legal in your area, get all the required permits and licenses so that you may fill a bicycle full of THC substances and drive around your neighborhood selling it like a corn vendor.

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• Feed cattle bbq sauce

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• Require marijuana dispensaries to package their product in Glad Sandwich baggies, like nature intended.

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• Did you hear about the clumsy optometrist who accidentally fell into his own lens grinder?

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• Good ol' #247, probably posted here few days ago.

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• Require pharmaceutical companies to play scary music during the part of their commercials that list all of those horrible side effects.

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• You know you're old when...

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• Offer 10% car insurance savings to consumers if they add an option to their vehicle which guarantees a huge, movie-like fireball explosion after any fender bender.

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• Did you know that sperm whales travel in groups?

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• Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop in the pouring rain, trying to smoke a cigarette.

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• "Chameleon Vision" --- Point of view simulator

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• Make it mandatory for eye charts to have random letters and they be in random order.

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• What sound does an alligator make when he's eating?

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• Make prison sentences way, way, worse by doing away with "lights out." Maximum brightness, 24/7.

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• Black or Asian guy serial killer.

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• What do you have when you have a pickle donut on your dick

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• If a millionaire has $1 million dollars and a billionaire has $1 billion dollars, what does a brazillianaire have?

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• What does a 9-volt battery in an asshole have in common?

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• Streaming websites like Netflix and Tubi that don't allow you to rewind during commercial breaks in order to see the commercial again because you may be interested... Maybe they should allow it and perhaps generate more revenue for the advertisers, AKA their customers.

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• Why did the chicken cross the road?

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• An old woman gets home and her cranky ass husband says "You're 2 hours late! Where the hell have you been? "

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• It's wrong to force a person to go to church if they don't want to.

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• Write a new app which works well, then require updating to a new version every couple weeks or it don't work no more.

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• A man, walking along the beach, sees a girl crying her lovely eyes out. She has no arms and no legs.

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• The Doctor tells the 90 Year Old Man that he needs a semen sample. "Bring back the specimen tomorrow."

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• Little Bunny Foo Foo

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• I went to the zoo last weekend, and only saw one single animal, and it was just a regular dog.

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• A Skeleton walks into a bar. The Bartender asks "What'll you have?"

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• How do you know that a Frenchman has been in your back yard?

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• A Jewish guy and a Chinese guy or sitting in the bar when all of a sudden the Jewish guy walks over and punches the Chinese guy in the face.

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• Make adultery illegal. Difference in age is the number of years you get in prison (min 1 year)

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• Colorize famous old black and white movies and release them in theaters

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• Colorize famous old black and white movies and release them in theaters

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