A man, walking along the beach, sees a girl crying her lovely eyes out. She has no arms and no legs.

He asks, "Oh my, don't cry, whatever could make you so sad?" She replies, "I've never been hugged." ​ He bends down and gives her a big, warm hug. ​ She continues crying like there's literally no tomorrow. "Why are you still crying, dear?" ​ She says, " I've never been kissed, either" and continues her furious sobbing. ​ Again, he bends down, and this time gives her a lengthy, wet french kiss. ​ Amazingly, she starts sobbing harder than before. "Now what's wrong?" he asks gently. ​ "I've never been fucked." ​ So he picks her up and tosses her in the ocean.