Did you hear about the clumsy optometrist who accidentally fell into his own lens grinder?

He really made a spectacle of himself.

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Now he's doing1 or 2; 3 or 4 in prism.

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Nobody saw that coming

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Unless they watched the first season of Happy Days, where this was presented as an old joke....

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Perhaps he should have been a better pupil in school

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Never to be seen again

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Or the butcher who backed into his meat slicer. He got a little behind in his work.

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It was a sight to be seen

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He must have lost _focus_