You know you're old when...

U know ur old when u decide sitting in a little shit and piss beats getting oughta ur chair and walking all the way to the bathroom ....closing the door....sitting or standing and possibly having to raise the seat first....then wiping or not depending on preferences....then looking down to see what came ouhhta u this time....then possibly taking a closer look cuz something looks funny....then flushing....then washing ur hands or not depending on.preferences.....holy shit I never realized how complicated this shit is