So this guy asked his coworker, "Hey you feel like going camping this weekend? I know a great place to fish."
Posted by 2BallsInTheHole@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 15 comments
"Hell No!," his buddy replies. "I've heard stories where people go out camping and when they come back, everybody thinks that they did weird gay stuff. "
"That's just a big stupid rumor. None of those stories are true. For God's sake, I'd never go around gossiping and telling stories like that, would you?"
"Hell NO!"
So they went back to work.
alexfornuto@reddit
I think I see what you're going for, but it may be a bit too subtle.
Themos1980@reddit
Is this supposed to be a "Hell no we won't go" punchline?
alexfornuto@reddit
I think the point is that they agree not to gossip about the gay stuff they will do with each other when camping.
Skilledpainter@reddit
Yeah, I thinking same, like he put too much towards the last part
T-bone069@reddit
Me: Hey, if you woke up with vaseline and pine needles in your ass….would you tell anyone?
Friend: hell no.
Me: wanna go camping with me this weekend?
mrcorde@reddit
as a joke this joke is a joke
nihility24@reddit
Ya must be joking !
CasUalNtT@reddit
You should have posted this in r/jokesthatarealmostfunny
nihility24@reddit
/subsifellfor
PotentialInfinite55@reddit
The ending should be 'Great, so you wanna go camping?'
TurbulentWeb1941@reddit
He wants to hug a tree. 🌵
shotsallover@reddit
That’s the punchline to other camping jokes.
2BallsInTheHole@reddit (OP)
Yes, I tried to make this an anti-joke. Similar to this:
Did you hear about deep porcupine who got fired from his job at the balloon factory? Turns out, he was embezzling from the petty cash.
shotsallover@reddit
Typical Reddit. The better joke is always in the comments.
321Couple2023@reddit
What?