Put slot machines in nursing homes

Posted by RegularSky6702@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 12 comments

you'd make so much money dude. like an insane amount

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2BallsInTheHole@reddit

And you win condoms! Got to stop that STD epidemic going on in those nursing homes.

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Blinky_@reddit

Or just make coin-operated oxygen machines

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Airplade@reddit

🤣👍

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NaiveZest@reddit

Or even crazier, let them keep the money they put in with 100% payout for players. No gouging or theft from the vulnerable needed. They will love it.

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

Have it give the coins back to them at a random point throughout the week

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MariahJames8@reddit

That just takes the fun out of it. I like gouging

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armadachamp@reddit

r/unethicalcrazyideas

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spoonybard326@reddit

✅ Done! Every phone now includes a built in sportsbook! Because nursing home residents generally have phones, there are now gambling machines in nursing homes. We are currently working around, I mean with, state legislatures to expand our offerings beyond sports to include traditional casino games such as slots. Enjoy! Remember, here at GambleKings we believe in responsible gaming. 🤥

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FeatheredPawJoy@reddit

imagine explaining this at thanksgiving... instant side-eye from the whole family

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Quitcha_Bitchin@reddit

Penny slots. With a decent payout scheme.

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anonymousmouse2@reddit

I’d like to invest 🙋

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PrisonerV@reddit

Naw. Easier just to offer them a free shuttle on Tuesdays.

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