A golfer was playing off the first tee but sliced the ball and it went over the trees. So he played another ball. When the round was over he met up with his buddies at the bar. The club pro came over, tapped him on the shoulder and asked, "Are you the guy who sliced that shot off the first tee?"
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The man nodded and the pro said, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but the ball landed on a freeway, hit a motorcyclist who swerved in front of a school bus which braked so hard it overturned and 20 children are in the hospital!"
"Oh no!" said the guy. "I had no idea. What should I do?"
And the pro said, "Start shifting your weight toward your front foot at the top of your backswing."
2BallsInTheHole@reddit
Oh really? Was anyone killed?
A lot of people.
Any nuns?
Three nuns, missionaries from South Africa.
Were they in the missionary position?
Otis-166@reddit
Dark, nice job.