Whats your best joke ?

Posted by AccidentEvening8333@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 10 comments

I went to the doctor cuz everytime i have sex my eyes would burn . He said its prob.the pepper spray

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Ok_Coyote9326@reddit

You mama so fat she's five of the fattest people I know.

And yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 100 lbs.

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Andthenwefarted@reddit

Your mommas so fat during a full moon she turns into a were-house.

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I_Weep_for_Willow@reddit

When I was a kid that was a Mike Tyson joke.

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My mate Dave went to the pub and asked for a triple whisky. Gus the bartender gives him it and he throws it down and asks for another. Gus gives him another and he downs that and asks for another again. Gus says "bloody hell Dave you alright". Dave says "No not really, you'd be drinking too if you had what I have." "Why Dave what have you got." "50 pence."