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I just spotted an albino dalmatian...

Posted by Hyppointhewater@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 24 comments

It's the least I could do.

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drumscrubby@reddit

Little Boy Bleu. He needed the money
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Sad-Average-2469@reddit

Bet the owner is ticked!
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TheFirstCircle@reddit

"Thank you for introducing me to Minimalism." "It was the least I could do."
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Insteadly@reddit

Minimalism! I can't get enough of it.
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Appropriate-Buddy-36@reddit

That dog might be backwards, but he’s tops
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russellvt@reddit

Damn this was reposted quickly
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Hyppointhewater@reddit (OP)

you come posting this at least 5 hours after the post....
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russellvt@reddit

So I took a short nap... what does that have to do with you trying to karma farm? LMAO
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Hyppointhewater@reddit (OP)

I posted a joke I heard a week ago at work, and you're being an ass is what.
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russellvt@reddit

Yeah, just funny you posted the same joke to the same page within a few hours of the prior post, eh?
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Hyppointhewater@reddit (OP)

Never saw the same post, but shit does happen. I mean jokes get passed around. You could tell this very same joke to a friend tomorrow and they heard it from a completely different source. Now, I'm done with your petty ass
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russellvt@reddit

> Never saw the same post ...and likely never looked... thanks for conforming my initial point.
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Physical-East-7881@reddit

It was the least he could do ;D
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rogue_lily@reddit

Haha, I needed a laugh rn 🤣
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bubblenuggetzz@reddit

Haha. That was funny before I opened the thread
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Physical-East-7881@reddit

It's good you spotted this joke then!
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HighOnLove26@reddit

Explain please?
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MeanwhileSomeplace@reddit

Spotted usually means "saw" but in this case the op means he added slots to a Dalmatian without spots. Its in this misdirect we find humor.
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invent_or_die@reddit

Adding slots does have more functionality
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servant__@reddit

- dalmatians have spots. - albino dalmatians have no spots. - the kind person put spots on the albino dalmatians.
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macthecomedian@reddit

I help blind children on the weekends. I usually use a sharp tool but I've noticed acid works better.
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LadeeAlana@reddit

Never let it be said that I didn't do the least that I could do.
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2BallsInTheHole@reddit

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -Stephen Wright
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harryregician@reddit

Spot on !
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