One of my friends got married in a church that was right next to a cell tower;

The reception was incredible

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People really appreciated the gravity of situation, whole 5G!

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Nobody is going to be roaming at this party

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Reception can mean wedding party and quality of a cellular signal.

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5 bars, all open.

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Wooden steeples are often used to hide cellular antennas (for a fee paid to the church)

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You probably got real drunk with all those bars at the reception...

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Was the MC a guy? Or a voice-male if you will. I’ll let myself out ..

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Was the service expensive, though?

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I bet it was!