Quentin Tarantino should remake Titanic
Posted by Sweet_Speech_9054@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 19 comments
I would love to see what he comes up with.
Posted by Sweet_Speech_9054@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 19 comments
I would love to see what he comes up with.
rasputin6543@reddit
It's exactly the same except a foot comes up and slaps the steamy car window.
NotVerySmarts@reddit
"Why did Jack get thrown off the boat?"
"He drew a naked picture of Cal Hockely's fiancee."
"Look, drawing pictures dont mean shit!"
"Have you ever drawn a picture of a naked woman before?"
"Don't be telling me about no naked charcoal drawings. I'm the naked lady drawing master."
"Drawn a lot of them?"
"Got my technique down and everything."
willysnax@reddit
Nobody should be remaking Titanic. I find it insane it was made in the first place. Imagine making an imaginary love story based around a different tragedy like 9/11. I imagine it might be done after people feel enough time has passed I guess but not only did I think that was poor taste to make that movie, it sucked on it's own merits imo. Probably the most over rated movie of my time but that's just my opinion.
Happily-Incorrect@reddit
A 9/11 romance movie would be awesome. You could have two people who work on the same floor in different towers and have never admitted they love each other. Maybe they flirt through telescopes in their big offices or something. When the first tower gets hit one runs in to save the other, manages to get them out and drags them to the 'safety' of their office in the second tower where they finally fuck. Then the second plane hits.
Torchlakespartan@reddit
lol, I’ve never heard someone so passionately dislike Titanic.
Sweet_Speech_9054@reddit (OP)
Damn, don’t watch Remember Me (2010). Another movie Tarantino could do something cool with.
pileofdeadninjas@reddit
It would just be Jack drawing Rose's feet for 3 hours while he mutters the n word over and over again.
ZachMudskipper@reddit
Don't forget the 15 minute intro cameo of tarentino being a complete sex pest and then dying
Happily-Incorrect@reddit
Also Sam Jackson is the captain and steers the ship directly at the iceberg to kill a bunch of rich people.
SmokinHerb@reddit
The scene where shw stands on her tiptoes would be momentous. Or how about them old grandma feet on the side of the ship when she throws the necklace?
smedsterwho@reddit
You say it like it's a bad thing
scroopydog@reddit
Why? He’s an incredibly overrated storyteller / director.
He’s not even cutting edge or revolutionary.
Sweet_Speech_9054@reddit (OP)
But his movies are cool.
MANvINFO@reddit
Paul Verhoeven, please reboot ‘Soul Plane’
JamponyForever@reddit
Son… you might have some juice right here.
derekclysdale@reddit
NAh. Didn't the last Titanic movie sink at the box office?
securityburger@reddit
Seems more like a Spielberg flick rather than a Tarantino one. Too much romance, with not enough opportunity for slick dialogue and bloodshed
Sweet_Speech_9054@reddit (OP)
That’s why I want to see what Tarantino would do with it. He has a few movies that reimagine real life events, I’m sure he could come up with something cool.
joshhupp@reddit
Vampires are discovered on the boat murdering passengers so the captain rams the Titanic into the iceberg on purpose