Adult versions of classic board games!

Posted by animejake28@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 17 comments

Such as…

Battleship: Instead of A-J and 1-10 it’s now just G 1-100 and you’re trying to find the G spot(s).

Chess: Pieces are hot scantly-clad women/men dressed as the original pieces.

Clue: Instead of murder try to figure out who had sex where and with what objects in “Screw!”

Connect Four: Now “Connect Two.” Idk how to make a real game out of that but the name makes me laugh.

Guess Who: Instead of faces you’re now guessing sausage/cake/etc.

Hungry Hungry Hippos: I have no ideas other than the new name “Horny Horny Hippos.”

Monopoly: Buy up real strip clubs, adult stores, etc, the pieces are sexy objects, and the monopoly man is now a hot chick.

Operation: Remove funny objections from a well-endowed man or woman

Perfection: Try to place all the naughty-shaped pieces on the board before it’s too late in “Erection.” (Includes funny moaning sounds during the pop.)

Sorry: Get all 4 sperm to the egg first!