Adult versions of classic board games!
Posted by animejake28@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 17 comments
Such as…
Battleship: Instead of A-J and 1-10 it’s now just G 1-100 and you’re trying to find the G spot(s).
Chess: Pieces are hot scantly-clad women/men dressed as the original pieces.
Clue: Instead of murder try to figure out who had sex where and with what objects in “Screw!”
Connect Four: Now “Connect Two.” Idk how to make a real game out of that but the name makes me laugh.
Guess Who: Instead of faces you’re now guessing sausage/cake/etc.
Hungry Hungry Hippos: I have no ideas other than the new name “Horny Horny Hippos.”
Monopoly: Buy up real strip clubs, adult stores, etc, the pieces are sexy objects, and the monopoly man is now a hot chick.
Operation: Remove funny objections from a well-endowed man or woman
Perfection: Try to place all the naughty-shaped pieces on the board before it’s too late in “Erection.” (Includes funny moaning sounds during the pop.)
Sorry: Get all 4 sperm to the egg first!
VenomFlavoredFazbear@reddit
I am familiar with all the above games except for Perfection. What is that one?
Superfly817@reddit
Strip.....anything
thehoagieboy@reddit
Played strip Wii bowling before, can confirm
Zodep@reddit
That’d be great for bachelorette parties.
Ntahedron@reddit
Diplomat Sales Co, gotcha.
MechaStewart@reddit
Sorry!
Comes with Plan B medication. That's it.
Super-Cod-3155@reddit
Ideas:
Connect 4, make as many appropriate connections as possible with different shaped pieces for different positions but each player also has a number of *cock block" tokens they can use take a spot.
Operation, remove real things that people have "fallen on"
Uranium-Sandwich657@reddit
These are brilliant. Where's the invest button?
llort_tsoper@reddit
Every board game is an adult board game if you curse like my mom does when she's losing.
ModaGamer@reddit
Out of curiosity how would you lewd settlers of Catan?
notacanuckskibum@reddit
Settlers can choose to work or breed. Breeding skips a round in building things, but gives you more capacity to build in future rounds.
Dr_Identity@reddit
You should check out a sex shop sometime, lots of them have adult games, though not usually based on copyrighted titles.
kk1289@reddit
I would love an adult version of Mario party
housevil@reddit
Fap Ninja is a mini game collection on android. The apk is still out there. It's NSFW.
2BallsInTheHole@reddit
The game of strife?
duckman-93@reddit
This is the first post in here that I have seen that is not insane or stupid
animejake28@reddit (OP)
Darn, I failed. XD