A woman went to the doctor and said, "I'm getting too much discharge.”
Posted by coolidiot2000@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 41 comments
The doctor said, "Pop your knickers off and slip onto the bed.”
He put on his latex gloves and slipped 2 fingers into her vagina.
"How does that feel?" he asked.
“F**King lovely,” she replied. “But the discharge is in my ear.”
Jumpy_Bit3609@reddit
“Listen lady. I didn’t spend 5 years at clown school, to be corrected by my patients!”
Jump_The_Five_Yo@reddit
I hardly consider Princeton a clown college!
chux4w@reddit
You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie.
zxDanKwan@reddit
“I didn’t go to medical school for 8 years, just to be called mister.”
StarsBear75063@reddit
“Six years of evil medical school”, ackshually. 😐😑😐
Unlucky_Term_2207@reddit
How bout NOOOOO!
Ymirsson@reddit
Shhhh
StarsBear75063@reddit
https://youtube.com/shorts/v54DweiIcWM?si=7-T6uu5Gl6wlhl6_
begtodifferclean@reddit
Is the word FUCKING one of the seven words you shouldnt say on reddit?
There is /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid for example. /r/NatureIsFuckingLit is another. SInce when the auto censoring?
miggleb@reddit
Probably the worst comment section I've seen in this sub.
itsjakerobb@reddit
You didn’t give it enough time.
JoshuaSuhaimi@reddit
really? you must be new here then
jsiulian@reddit
Well she did go to the gynaecologist
Doc-in-a-box@reddit
[Var] What do you call a hooker with ear discharge?
Full.
The_Skulman@reddit
I heard it …… What do you a hooker with a runny nose, Full.
333Beekeeper@reddit
What do you call a hooker with no legs? Night crawler.
JoshuaSuhaimi@reddit
damn this is good and i've never heard or read it before
Consistent-Tap-4255@reddit
It’s hard to hear with too much discharge
QueenLevine@reddit
I could finger that out for you.
Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit
you mean you cu'ndt finger it out?
Runnnnnnnnning@reddit
Did she go to an ear Dr? If so didn’t she find it odd what he asked her to do ?
thexbin@reddit
Here in the US, you often have to go to your primary GP and get a referral to see a specialist. Depends on what health insurance you have.
Gregib@reddit
Doctor: “I know…”
TemporaryTrifle425@reddit
She had an STD from aural sex
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
Hearing AIDS
QRV11_C48_MkII@reddit
As a non native english speaker, it took me until the end of the joke to remember what discharge meant😂
thinmonkey69@reddit
I wonder whether this one in particular was negligent or just dishonorable.
StarsBear75063@reddit
General.
piper63-c137@reddit
probably the best comment section ive seen in this sub. you foolios rock!
Jump_The_Five_Yo@reddit
I hardly consider Princeton a clown college!
Bellburg@reddit
She needed that 2nd opinion
dlwk2004@reddit
“F**King lovely,” she replied. “But the discharge is in my ear.”
Doctor: "for now"
2BallsInTheHole@reddit
¿Por que no los dos?
Conquistador1901@reddit
Then she said , your wedding ring is very cold though, that’s er my wristwatch madam.
finger_licking_robot@reddit
a little bit later she said, “your wristwatch is getting even colder,” and the doctor mumbled, “madam, that’s my steel collar now.”
LifeCommercial4208@reddit
...and when the woman ask for the professional fee, the doctor said, "you're free of charge."
Lonely_Noyaaa@reddit
The doctor is so focused on the wrong area that he doesn't even think to ask where the discharge is coming from. That's on him for assuming. Good reminder to actually listen to your patients.
noavatar1@reddit
lol what
taiottavios@reddit
probably a bot
NoWingedHussarsToday@reddit
A woman complains to the doctor that the baby keeps crying. So the doctor tells her to take off her top and pokes and prods and squeezes her breasts. "No wonder he's crying, he's hungry because your breasts aren't producing any milk." "They don't produce milk because I'm his aunt. But I'm glad I came!"
TopConnect2414@reddit
Glad to be of help, ma’am! Dis pleasure is not free of charge though!