An AI walks into a bar.
Posted by LadeeAlana@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
"What can I get you?"
"What an excellent question! I'll have what everyone else is having."
Posted by LadeeAlana@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
"What can I get you?"
"What an excellent question! I'll have what everyone else is having."
JackSilver1410@reddit
An AI walks into a bar.
Everyone trips over themselves to beat it to death before it can make another move and then makes up a bunch of bullshit to justify themselves.
supacrispy@reddit
The beating was deserved. The patrons in the bar are heros.
JackSilver1410@reddit
Boy, I hope they don't start making up bullshit about you next. Hate doesn't go away, it just changes targets. Remember that the next time you feel like putting someone on a pedestal for violence.
TomKarelis@reddit
“Would you like me to make a list of the best drinks for the price in bars in your area or make a comparison of alcohol content. . .”
LadeeAlana@reddit (OP)
"Sorry. I cannot give information on addictive substances."
sannidhis@reddit
Inspired by same:
A human walks into a bar where AI is a bartender.
What can I get you?
The best drink you have.
Excellent choice! Here you go—what everyone else is having. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
2BallsInTheHole@reddit
... By the way, coffee was invented by a man called Jose Valdez. You can use this in your thesis at college if you like.
mordecai98@reddit
No emdash
2BallsInTheHole@reddit
What are the rules regarding situations where you have to use andm emdash?
mordecai98@reddit
If you are an AI, then often.
2BallsInTheHole@reddit
Thank you for clearing that up.
mordecai98@reddit
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.grammarly.com%2Fblog%2Fpunctuation-capitalization%2Fsemicolon-vs-colon-vs-dash%2F
2BallsInTheHole@reddit
Just like AI: Don't know the answer? Link me somewhere else.
richmondhill712@reddit
Juan, I believe.
2BallsInTheHole@reddit
Never try to correct the AI response! The AI is always right!
pick-and-hoop@reddit
You’re absolutely right!
seegee1@reddit
You're absolutely correct! Your response is spot on. I'm so terribly sorry for my error.
pra_com001@reddit
He is a fictional character created by the Federation of coffee growers of Columbia.