Make parks where people can ejaculate in public

Posted by shadwocorner@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 19 comments

Just like a dog park, but instead of dogs pooping it's men ejaculating.

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parkerthegreatest@reddit

So nude beach but more having sex that can be gay hmmm maybe on some dudes private land not public land not totally a bad one dumb but fun that be the point

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Uranium-Sandwich657@reddit

Just make it a general public (pubic?) sex park.

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TheGruenTransfer@reddit

We need publicly funded gooning space now!

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lkodl@reddit

Now this feels like a good old Pawnee Town Hall.

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ITNoWay80@reddit

Wrong sub, think you meant to put this in r/idiocracy.

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GulfCoastLaw@reddit

A lotta wives would drop their husbands off at the dawg park for the afternoon.

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XROOR@reddit

There would be a massive pigeon problem

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Scazitar@reddit

Ya know id have a couple of questions for my local representatives on how they are using my tax dollars lol

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Trick_Minute2259@reddit

You'll have to wait until they come back from their trip to the park.

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shadwocorner@reddit (OP)

You can find them in the park. They'll be happy to see you.

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-Triceratops-@reddit

Wasn't this a scene in that white castle movie?

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Nate_Christ@reddit

Can someone make r/cumideas for the pervs, plz thx

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Why only men? It should allow everyone, no shame to squirters. Also, will there be restrictions on lingering too long? Or staring? It would need 12 foot fences and obviously be no where near any schools. The best place might be large abandoned buildings unless you want them to go on the grass.

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Nate_Christ@reddit

Old abandoned buildings over grass? Who's cleaning?

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Quitcha_Bitchin@reddit

Sad to say it would be a very popular hangout.

HANG-OUT

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Funny-Presence4228@reddit

It's 8:30am, and I'm finished with the internet for now.