anonymousjeeper

Train to become a world class discus thrower. Use frying pan to create extra thick piss disc. Throw piss disc from a distance into crowd each morning.

ULPT: Stop dog owners from not using leashes

Posted by Penis_Colata@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 201 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Bear spray the owner to teach them a lesson. The dog did not make the choice to be unleashed.

ULPT: how do I get this dude to leave me alone

Posted by SeriousAcadia6273@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 59 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Kick him in the jimmy!

Everyone keeps bragging about those record players, but do you have your first computer? I just found mine. It's gross, but it's mine.

Posted by rhubes@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 28 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

All of them. Favorite games are zaxxon, spare change, donkey Kong.

Everyone keeps bragging about those record players, but do you have your first computer? I just found mine. It's gross, but it's mine.

Posted by rhubes@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 28 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

I still have my 1983 Apple II+

ULPT request: Apartment building door is getting propped open/meddled with to keep it from locking

Posted by Rivviken@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 13 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Trail cam. Find the perp.

ULPT Request - Stop people from peeing/ littering in our front yard and damaging our bicycles

Posted by skoretamin@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 20 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Dig a moat and fill it with alligators.

What's the closest thing to an indestructible pickup truck under $50k on the market today?

Posted by Ethan-Wakefield@reddit | askcarguys | View on Reddit | 460 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

2000 Tacoma.

ULPT: how to make my chair unwanted

Posted by Itharin@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 151 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Poo on it.

ULPT Request: Need a site to post a number on any site that spams calls them. Just for a mild inconvenience.

Posted by Live_Locksmith_7980@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 7 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Square body pickup. 8300 original miles. $2500. Post on all online marketplaces with their info. Thank me later.

ULPT Request: Neighbour has 3 dogs and never picks up the shit

Posted by Emileross0102@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 27 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Pick up the poop and return it to them. On fire.

ULPT Request How to Get People to Turn Down Bright Headlights

Posted by jupatoh@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 54 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

52” curved LED light bar. Mount one in the rear too.

ULPT: REQUEST drug dealers and crack heads sit out openly on the corner of a shopping center

Posted by DirtLegz@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 116 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

But some drugs from them. Do the drugs. Act a fool. When the cops come, tell them you finished all the drugs. Tell them who you bought them from.

I didn’t know that poop could get that hot.

Posted by ggfchl@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 38 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

The difference between hot shit and cold diarrhea is only a few degrees.

ULPT: non-violent crimes to go to jail for housing

Posted by wi1o@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 109 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

I mean, I’m pretty sure the farmers could use some help. Just sayin.

ULPT REQUEST: How to make someone unemployable

Posted by dadduhammu@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 42 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Swastika face tattoo.

ULPT Request: Help getting medication insurance doesn’t cover as of New Year

Posted by littleaibirds@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 13 comments

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ULPT request: help me teach a molester a lesson!

Posted by marielsweet@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 45 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

He works at a gas station? They still give out free matches?

ULPT request: “broke up” with a date after 6 months and he told me he’s going to release nudes of me that he took without my consent. He also continues harassing me anonymously. How can I get him to stop?

Posted by MasonNolanJr@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 41 comments

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ULPT Request: how to inconvenience Tesla owners

Posted by i_want_to_learn_stuf@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 26 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Vaseline the cameras or zap them with lasers

Ulpt what's the best way to keep weight down or lose weight if you are a regular drinker?

Posted by JonnyNutz@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 63 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Run.

ULPT Request: how to annoy neighbor who has a camera pointed at a common walkway

Posted by ytchung@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 32 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Laser has entered the chat.

ULPT request. I live on a dirt road and everyone has animals, but we have a neighbor who drive through like a maniac. What can I do?

Posted by starsblink@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 109 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

3” rope laid across the road. Functions as a speed bump. Secure to ground.

ULPT I want to send thousands of spam emails to an email inbox

Posted by Accomplished-Map1727@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 23 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Post a Squarebody pickup truck with 56k original miles for $2500 on all the online marketplaces using their info. Bonus points for posting as disgruntled wife experiencing divorce.

ULPT Request Getting antibiotics without prescription

Posted by antis0c1al_butt3rfly@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 13 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Pet pharmacy from another country.

ULPT req How to dissuade real estate developers from building on the wooded lot next to my house?

Posted by chipcskyrocket@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 199 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

This is the way. Bats are federally protected.

ULPT Request: Any ideas how to annoy my upstairs neighbor?

Posted by WolfofWeinerSt@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 18 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Baby shark 10 hour loop on YouTube. Crank it to 11 and go out for the day.

ULPT Request: How to get stuff back that was stolen?

Posted by Atalefortheages@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 28 comments

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Ulpt: downstairs used autobody paint in our unventilated basement.

Posted by KodiesCove@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 9 comments

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ULPT Request: how to fuck up my shitty old computer monitors at work so the company replaces them?

Posted by TheRealToodles@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 78 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Clean them and press too hard.

What’s the most reliable vehicle from your experience in the last 30 years that you would pay top dollar for today and drive it everyday rather than buy a new car?

Posted by SpicyChips69@reddit | askcarguys | View on Reddit | 694 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Jeep TJ

ULPT: What’s the most effective way to evade license plate readers and enforcement cameras?

Posted by hettuklaeddi@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 248 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Painters tape.

ULPT-REQUEST Car is junk need it repoed bank won't even when in default

Posted by TeknoVixxen@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 106 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

It got destroyed when you had to abandon it in an evacuation zone due to the wildfires.

What are things you thought would happen that you were wrong about? What are some things you were right about?

Posted by Bunny_Carrots_87@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 31 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Weed is finally legal, but I don’t have a hoverboard from back to the future 2 yet.

ULPT Request: How to move an earth mover?

Posted by 6720550267@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 75 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Order keys off Amazon and drive it somewhere publicly annoying. It will be removed swiftly.

ULPT Request: how can I sign someone up for unwanted telemarketing calls, emails, or phone calls?

Posted by Nice-Dragonfruit8770@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 5 comments

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Post a low mileage square body pickup truck on Craigslist and marketplace.