ULPT request: can someone find my dna in a piss disk?

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AzizThymos@reddit

Dna can be found off of anything related to you, so I'd imagine yes Be extra unethical. Buy piss from someone you don't like (say you need to pass drug test etc..) and frame them Or can buy animals (deter pests.. Usually more pungent) online easily

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mrog297@reddit

Let’s say they do a private DNA test, then what? Someone matches it to a 23 and me database and find you or a relative of yours? You could just say “Wasnt me” It’s not like you’re a murderer and the cops are gonna do an investigation.

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V_Dolina@reddit

LMFAO

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Icy_Republic_1794@reddit

Use your cats

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-Blackfish@reddit

Best advice.

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cudambercam13@reddit

You just have to stick something underneath them while they're in the litter box. It's how you have to collect stool/urine samples for the vet and it's as glamorous as it sounds. 😅

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-Blackfish@reddit

Hard to get enough that way. 3mL at a time? Would take a samurai spirit. I could do it. Once ordered a quart of wolf piss on Amazon. To stop the fucking coyote from murdering the kit foxes. And it (of course) leaked all over my car. Horrid. Had to sell the thing. Easiest answer. But double bag that Amazon box.

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drinking_child_blood@reddit

Can also just buy a gallon of coyote piss, let it ferment in a trashcan outside for a couple weeks of summer

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acj21@reddit

Add some shrimp in there too. Truly the nastiest when they go bad.

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jefferson497@reddit

Add some heavy cream too

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GetReelFishingPro@reddit

How do they get the wolf piss?

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

There is so much missing from this story! 🤣

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Azrael4295@reddit

use popcorn kernels as litter

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-Blackfish@reddit

Good thinking Batman. That would fully work.

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lemmylemonlemming@reddit

Pie tin sized feline based piss disks would take either multiple pisses or multiple felines to accomplish. Not trying to downplay your advice, just trying to bring reality onto the equation

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HangryBeaver@reddit

Leave something important out. My cats will come piss on it.

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orangepinkman@reddit

> As sprayed urine contains additional pheromones—usually oily secretions from the anal glands—the odor is typically more pungent than normal urine. Cat spray is an absolutely awful smell...

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ZanzaBarBQ@reddit

Looks like we're gonna need a bigger cat.

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astro143@reddit

If you use clumped litter you could form it and have a frozen piss dick

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Teamben@reddit

Or collect samples from random people at a public bathroom and mix it all together. Good luck to the detective trying to figure why there is 200+ different dna types.

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Original-Lawyer-8758@reddit

If for some reason they do check for dna they will realize it’s a cat

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Loofa_of_Doom@reddit

or buy fox piss for the piss-disk. I hear it's horrible.

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Homebrewer01@reddit

Coon, fox or buck urine, doe estrus. Problem solved

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kingtacticool@reddit

Savage.

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Jomaloro@reddit

I mean, they could. But if they even had the capacity to do so, then what? They would have just a DNA sample, unless they have access to databases of DNA, and yours is in one of them is pretty useless

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-Blackfish@reddit

Somebody sticks a disc under my door, I would fully send a piss swab to 23 and me. And then start tracking down relatives. Vendetta time.

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MrJoshiko@reddit

Whilst this would be great in a movie I suspect that it wouldn't work. The swabs used in DNA tests are sterile. OPs enemy's doormat probably isn't. So any DNA found would be contaminated with all of the other random cells from pets, other people, mud etc. In addition, if OP had ever been to their nemesis home there would be a plausible reason for their DNA being there. I don't think that there is much DNA in urine—there are probably plenty of stray cells and broken-down cell matter, but it is completely different from a cheek swab.

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-Blackfish@reddit

It would fully work. A mouth ain’t sterile either. Anything but. Spin the piss down and get whatever DNA. Only human stuff would stick. Plausible reason? Talking vendetta here.

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Kale@reddit

"Based on the results of the urine DNA test, the identity of the perpetrator is..... a Golden Finch!"

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Status-Ad2192@reddit

Playing right into their hands. What if it was a piss disc false flag operation??? Now you're just a puppet. Someone else's instrument of vengeance.

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EdTheApe@reddit

Goddamnit, not again!

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MintyFresh668@reddit

We have unlocked a new level….

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adognamedpenguin@reddit

Liam neeson, is that yoU?

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seth_saber@reddit

I just reread that in Liam's voice in my head.

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-Blackfish@reddit

Depends on how many white and epithelial cells are in it. Most of those come out quick. So piss in your sink a bit first before you switch to the pie tin. And all will be good. This is actually expert advice.

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adognamedpenguin@reddit

Why your kitchen sink?

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SkyWriter1980@reddit

Yes, I think my strategy would be to bring the tin to the bathroom

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-Blackfish@reddit

Guessing people who freeze piss next to popsicles and ice cubes are a bit feral.

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adognamedpenguin@reddit

Where do you freeze yours then?

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MostBoringStan@reddit

I freeze it outside. Also build up enough stock to last me through the summer.

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adognamedpenguin@reddit

So you’re an organic sink to door pisser?

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CptNemo55@reddit

If you're going to be that wealthy, have your butler make the piss disk. He can use the servents' sink and you don't worry about DNA tracking

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adognamedpenguin@reddit

So I need a separate freezer for my butlers piss discs? Oh man. You must be p diddy rich.

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GrandmasCervix@reddit

You guys aren’t real r/sinkpissers

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cochlearist@reddit

Bathroom sink is way less reliable.

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Zelenak94@reddit

why waste good product? make pissicles out of them

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masterchiefisdead@reddit

r/sinkpissers

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Konilos@reddit

Advanced piss disc theory. Love to see it

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matthewamerica@reddit

Unless this piss disc is making its way into a government facility clean room, or the oval office or some shit, I wouldn't count on anyone spending the cash to DNA test piss. And if they did, they got it off the floor, and your DNA could have gotten there anyway if you have access to the place or near it.

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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Not if you use deer piss!

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SeanThatGuy@reddit

Go buy fox piss and make a disc of that. It’ll be worse for receiving party.

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Ifoundthecurve@reddit

Nope

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70m4h4wk@reddit

Worst case use animal piss.

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mackey_@reddit

This. Just buy some wolf piss or something

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deftoner42@reddit

Bought some fox piss (to deter rabbits) and ho-ly-shit that stuff is foul!

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2-tree@reddit

What is a piss disc

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Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit

a meme here. there was one comment that suggested freezing piss and sliding it under their neighbors door and now its a suggestion for every thread. liquid ass and the keyring trick are the other meme ones

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tsukimoonmei@reddit

Key ring trick?

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thenickel5@reddit

You guys are doing it all wrong. You can buy a gallon of urine at the farm supply store for under $20.

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BleachGummy@reddit

Just add some hot sauce bro

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BlackAsP1tch@reddit

We tested this piss for DNA and it came back as 100% Mexican

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Xanaxrogue@reddit

Big Booty Latinas urinating in your area!

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Altruistic_Tonight18@reddit

Second piss disk mention on Reddit in 24 hours. That’s a record!

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combat_lobotomy@reddit

They're mentioned here on an hourly basis.

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publiusrex888@reddit

https://predatorpeestore.com/

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Charmthetimes3rd@reddit

If you're really worried about it just buy some synthetic urine like you would use to pass a piss test. Bonus if you let it "go off" before freezing as I hear it absolutely sinks.

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Several_Committee677@reddit

Bleach invalidates any DNA test

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DarkMistressCockHold@reddit

What did you go that you’re worried about this? 😅

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Forward_Door5052@reddit

If someone is unhinged enough to do a dna test on piss then you might have bigger problems honestly

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Grouchy_Fee_8481@reddit

Only if you forget to add a few drops of liquid ass. It scrubs the DNA profile and adds some much needed funk to the piss disc profile, or so I’ve heard 🤷‍♂️

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Smittles@reddit

Generally no, but if there’s blood in your pee, or other genetic material, it’s technically possible. Most piss, after melting? No. Not really.

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actualhumannotspider@reddit

Technically yes. Collecting it, analyzing it, and matching it to someone would take a lot of effort and money, though.

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Senior_You_6725@reddit

Only if you use your own piss

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Yardbirdburb@reddit

Rubber gloves while buying and handle disk is a mustz

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netwizzz@reddit

They can (has cells) but they have nothing to match it too. If you are really scared, you can get a standard 0.2um filter and pass it through to sieve out any cells.

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vonhoother@reddit

[Like this.](https://www.thermofisher.com/order/catalog/product/564-0020) Not that I'm encouraging such behavior, of course.

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strangelove4564@reddit

$105.30.. they're like "you're gonna buy the whole case, buddy".

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strangelove4564@reddit

I feel sorry for the technician at 23AndMe that goes to open up a tube of saliva and instead finds a container full of piss.

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Alarmed_Fan_9278@reddit

Yes I need this information. I believe in my unethical 💜❤️ we. Need to know. This.

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Deveak@reddit

Just buy fox piss.

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ExperienceDaveness@reddit

If you don't throw your piss disk directly into the oval office, no one will ever check it for DNA.

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ShadowHunterOO@reddit

It depends on the taste of the piss disk. If it tastes tangy then your DNA is fresh and ready to be found, if it tastes stale then you're safe as an anonymous piss disker

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PerpetualMonday@reddit

Use another enemies piss. 2 for 1 revenge special.

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Unkindlake@reddit

Can we just change the sub name to r/pissdisk?

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flerg_a_blerg@reddit

you need to get summa that stunt piss

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HerMtnMan@reddit

I would say yes. They can find DNA anywhere. My buddy tests samples of water in the Bay of Fundy and he can find moose DNA up river. The crazy thing is there has never been a moose sighting here in decades.

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Dawn_Piano@reddit

A little bleach would probably do the trick, but it probably wouldn’t be necessary either.

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No-Song-6907@reddit

Truckers tend to have a fuck ton of piss bottles... frame a trucker.

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CoolaidMike84@reddit

Short of someone dying unexplained and of unknown causes, they aren't checking piss for DNA.

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