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ULPT Request: how to inconvenience Tesla owners

Posted by i_want_to_learn_stuf@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 26 comments

Because fuck fascists

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Bigmofo321@reddit

This is so pathetic lmao. 
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kevinh456@reddit

Found the fascist.
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tomzephy@reddit

"You're a fascist for prioritising cleaner air in your cities over some random basement dwelling idiot's opinion of Elon Musk" Very nice logic, the best.
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kevinh456@reddit

So why exactly isn’t that fascist? You know fascists were socialists right?
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kevinh456@reddit

Fascist 2: electric poopgaloo
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bigchonkerdoge@reddit

You stupid or something?
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Late-Mathematician55@reddit

Open a huge crypto mining farm and suck all the juice out of the local power grid.
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Miserable_Smoke@reddit

So, someone who bought a Tesla when they first came out, because they love the planet, and Elon's character was.much more hidden. They won't buy a new car just because they don't like him, since it still works fine. You gotta fuck with them now?
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Tom_Gibson@reddit

This is r/UnethicalLifeProTips for a reason
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tomzephy@reddit

This isn't a "life pro tip" ask. This is the ask of an uncreative fuck wit trying to (likely) break the law or at least skirt around it so they can inflict frustration on an individual purely because they bought something they enjoy. The irony of OP calling people a fascist is palpable.
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TampaBob57@reddit

LOL! Leave your pacifier on their hood?
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smoking_unicorn@reddit

I know this is ULPT but make sure that the people know what Elon is up to. Some people just want an electric car that looks nice without knowing anything about Tesla or its owner. That being said, if they're driving a cybertruck just sneeze on it, it'll fall apart on its own. Or slightly graze it with an e-scooter, the insurance will write it off as totaled. Otherwise put those nasty stickers, that are a pita to get off, on their windshield. Put BBs in their valve-caps, drive a pickaxe through the roof of the car, fuck their wives .... The possibilities are endless
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thebunnywhisperer_@reddit

Don’t worry, the Teslas will inconvenience them for you!
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4UTOMAT@reddit

Maybe don’t punish the masses for the sins of one man, you fucking weirdo. 99% of Tesla owners probably didn’t know he was a nazi until then (except for the truck owners, fuck them)
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tomzephy@reddit

Highly regarded individual.
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TheDuckInsideOfMe@reddit

If you come up with this, you definitely have better to do with your life lol.
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Kadium@reddit

Alot of people are just going to recommend ways to vandalize cars.
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mostly_harmless666@reddit

I know this one! You'd need to keep a cooler bag in your car and whenever you see a Tesla you can throw a piss disk at them! Of course you'd need to fill the cooler bag with piss disks everyday
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Braniel_Bananas@reddit

And poor frozen wax all over the disc's and then piss on them again
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anonymousjeeper@reddit

Vaseline the cameras or zap them with lasers
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taleovertealeaves@reddit

ooh, I like the laser idea, get the blue one
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americapax@reddit

Reported for 2 reasons to the mods
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Strummed_Out@reddit

Jump in front of one
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Speciou5@reddit

Maybe make sure they bought the car after the Elon salute first
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Conscious_Regret_739@reddit

Take out the city power plant 🤷‍♂️
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avadreams@reddit

Unhinged. American politics and people are better TV than any shows out there right now
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