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• Hobo City: We create a city to house all the homeless people. Then we see which people end up homeless in that city, giving us a class of super hobos whose pechant for substandard living will make them perfectly suited to handle being sent to and colonizing Mars. Which will be renamed hobo planet.

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• Right after building a mansion, release a bunch of chinchillas into the walls to outcompete rats. So you'll still have vermin, but they will be fancy rich people vermin.

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• A bar of soap shaped like a stick of butter. And you have a shower knife you use to cut pieces off to wash with by spreading them on a sponge that looks like a biscuit.

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• A transmutation machine that transforms gerbils into gerbils that have started on fire.

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• Use animatronic taxidermy to teach kids about responsibility.

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• Non fiat currency based around raccoons.

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• A show you leave on for your pets while you're at work that teaches them flat Earth conspiracy theories. That way if one of them becomes sentient without you realizing it and starts learning things, you will maintain intellectual superiority.

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• Being healthy this year. Vegetables.

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• Ultimate Bop-It. It had over 50 tasks to perform, but it only ever tells you to bop it. Because the game is called Bop-It. Not Do-Other-Stuff-It.

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• The Civet Centipede.

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• Nipple clamps that look like Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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• I baked a Spam.

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• Cat shit flavored dog treats.

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• Since dragons are way too big to fly, they should be portrayed as having their wings were upside down and the flying backwards by shooting fire out of their mouth like a jet engine.

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• Open an orphanage next to a fertility clinic. The walk-in traffic will be great. You'll sell so many orphans.

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• A toaster that has slots shaped in such a way that it can only heat up hot dogs and toast the buns for some reason and is impractical for basically anything else.

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• A cannon that shoots white rhinos at flying saucers.

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• A weapon grade ray gun that is powered by a sheep but due to design limitations it has to be one specific sheep.

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• Pilkshakes. Pepsi flavored ice cream products sound way better and more marketable than Pilk which already has an inexplicable popularity.

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• A charity that fights global warming by shaving animals to prepare them for hotter temperatures.

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• Vegan chinchilla hats.

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• Hundred foot long Slim Jims you buy on a spool.

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• Operation Master Blaster: A charity that connects giant able bodied simpletons with small and intelligent people with mobility issues so they can help each other through life.

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• A petting zoo of exotic animals but it's safe because it's the animals who have become obese and institutionalized at regular zoos.

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• A machine that liquefies old and unwanted pets and uses the liquid to 3D print new pets.

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• A spearfishing themes sushi restaurant where sashimi is kept on a bar that is unreachable from the dining tables and guests have to shoot pieces with little spear guns and reel it in.

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• A spearfishing themes sushi restaurant where sashimi is kept on a bar that is inaccessible from the dining tables and guests have to shoot it with little spear guns and reel it in.

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• Fully autonomous, self powered, lawnmowers that convert the grass trimmings into sweaters.

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• A charity funded by defense contractors where mastectomied breast cancer survivors are given prosthetic boobs that shoot lasers out of the nipples.

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• Mayonnaise should come in creamy and crunchy like peanut butter.

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• Hamster of the month club.

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• An app that connects drug addicts with people to share needles with.

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• The Inhumane Society. An animal shelter that uses the unwanted pets for blood sports.

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• Train your cat to do heroin. So when your boss asks you to work late, you can say you can't because your cat is on heroin. And they won't believe you because that's insane so you show them and they will be like "Holy shit your cat is on heroin."

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• A survival drug that makes your semen work like glue.

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• Hunt deer with giant glue traps.

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• Pirate Booty: The exciting new game show where people get to keep as many gold coins they can shove up their butt in 30 seconds and keep up there while doing a pirate related physical challenge.

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• Chicken caviar.

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• Real Italiano. The wine painting was choccy milk.

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• Bear mace. You carry it with you so if a bear attacks you, you can hit it.

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• Giant hydraulic robot arms that manually mate pandas.

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• After we start to colonize Mars we should take pigeons into space and call them space chickens.

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• Cities should be required to keep a registry of all their raccoons by assigning each of them a unique serial number. This will have no benefit of any kind but the labor required to do it will create a lot of jobs and help the economy.

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• Professional cyberbullies who harass anorexic women about how unattractively skinny they are so they want to put on weight.

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• Given how horribly inhumane they are, for glue traps to be legal they should be required to include a tiny captive bolt gun to put the mice out of their misery.

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• Animal shelters should hold fundraiser BBQs where the meat they serve is the animals they had to euthanize due to lack of funding.

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• Horses are too big to space travel practically. Humanity should use breeding and/ or genetic engineering to make very tiny horses that are better suited to long term life in spacecrafts.

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• Rocket mouse traps. Once it goes off, it shoots into the sky and explodes.

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• A new electric/ ground type evolution of Pikachu: Picachu. It's just like Pikachu except it compulsively eats dirt.

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• Most fire extinguishers rarely get used. So if we make CO2 fire extinguishers the norm, we can take all the CO2 that is being frakked an store it in fire extinguishers instead.

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