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Animal shelters should hold fundraiser BBQs where the meat they serve is the animals they had to euthanize due to lack of funding.

Posted by I_might_be_weasel@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 27 comments

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anarchist_person1@reddit

you are a genius
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you_wizard@reddit

"Without adequate donation of time and funds we are frequently left with no choice but to euthanize animals that are beyond the scope of our ability to care for them. We want to turn this heartbreak into an opportunity to serve the community. That's why next month we will be holding our first annual Eat-a-Friend BBQ! In the event that our funding goals are met before the end of the month, we will be serving meatless chili. Either way, we hope you can make it!"
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Mrmacmuffinisthecool@reddit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_Toby
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stnrnts@reddit

That's actually really good marketing, let them cook
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Honest_Scale3907@reddit

$5 pit dogs!
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whatsawin@reddit

I love it. r/10thdentist
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crownjewel82@reddit

[Reminds me of that time a library advertised a book burning to save its funding.](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2012-06-29/the-book-burning-campaign-that-saved-a-public-library)
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Mr-MuffinMan@reddit

This but they pretend it's the animals I the shelter. Like make a burger, call it the dog burger and say "yeah that was Max, he was 12 and never got adopted. His brother is 10 and you'll enjoy him in a year or two if no one takes him!"
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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

Exactly like that. But without the pretending.
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Mr-MuffinMan@reddit

Oh.
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thisisnotdan@reddit

That's why this is r/crazyideas!
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EhMapleMoose@reddit

A good majority of the world’s population would be okay with this. Europeans and people of European descent will hate this though.
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eyegazer444@reddit

Also, a zoo where the cafeteria serves meat of the animals at the zoo. Zebra Burger, Lion bolognese, penguin egg omelette etc
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Abject_Research3159@reddit

What?
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eyegazer444@reddit

what is not clear about what i said?
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Abject_Research3159@reddit

Why a zoo would serve their own animals in the restaurant
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eyegazer444@reddit

Because it's a crazy idea that is similar to OP's crazy idea
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bayleebugs@reddit

Not really. Zoos don't euthanize their animals due to overcrowding.
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eyegazer444@reddit

Literally don't care man
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Infamous-Arm3955@reddit

Helllllooooo Satan.
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit

r/FoundSatan 🤣
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit

Brilliant! 🤣
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Sullyville@reddit

And only reveal the twist the day AFTER.
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pseudonominom@reddit

Best sub on reddit
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eyegazer444@reddit

This is funny, but in all seriousness I have always found fundraiser bbq's super weird. Let's help these animals by eating other animals!
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GenghisKhandybar@reddit

Nathan for You type idea, genius
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Down_To_My_Last_Fuck@reddit

Just sick, I love it!
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