Brian_The_Bar-Brian

• Pave your entire lawn with concrete/asphalt so you don't have to mow. Screw the HOA!

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• What are the funniest mythbuster episodes? (In your opinion.)

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• There should be male cheerleaders dressed in skimpy outfits for women's sporting events.

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• Have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders to have a chance at citizenship.

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• Driver's ED should hire other drivers to drive badly around the student driver.

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• Wear a full face mask while playing poker.

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• Only allow organ donors to ride motorcycles without wearing helmets and cars without seatbelts

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• Call ducks a bird-bodied-platypus

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• Create summer camps for ADHD kids and teach them how to focus.

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• Condoms with really wide flanges at the base to prevent the spread of genital herpes

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• Cast a career stuntman in a lead role, and then have Tom Cruise do all of his stunts.

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• Nobel should have a douche bag anti-award of shame they should hand out every year.

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• Make a movie about aliens living on a small planet/large asteroid threatened with extinction from a large object about to hit them. They launch a daring mission to save their world...

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• Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling but it's a sheer cliff instead of a hill.

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• Text all you're exes in a group message and apologize to them, beg for their forgiveness.

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• Basketball except AI delivers electric shocks to anyone traveling.

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• Boxing accept that they wear raw chickens over their hands instead of boxing gloves.

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• Put horizontal studs at adult male punching height in buildings and apartments.

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• Reverse psychology Pavlov: Every time you turn on the vacuum cleaner, give your cat/dog their favorite treat.

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• Instruct AI to come up with its own AI prompts in AI to generate an AI program.

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• Reuse the needles for execution by lethal injections!

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• To discourage kids to not take drugs, hand out "drug flavored" candy that actually tastes disgusting.

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• A YouTube channel that does nothing other than debunks Fox News stories.

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• Make toilets/bathtubs dark brown/black so you don't have to clean them so often.

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• Crossbreed a honey badger with a capybara

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• Rename Canadian geese to American geese

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• Batmans vs Supermans movie

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• They should release "Groundhog Day 2".. a completely new set of titles at the start but then run the original film.

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• When you have a runny nose, jam tubes up your nose that allow the snot to drain into container around your neck.

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• Reboot Cast Away as a multi-season TV series

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• Mount long sharped metal spikes on the back of your vehicle to ward off tailgaters

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• Hire a massively obese person as a goalie for hockey. All they have to do is lay in front of the goal. Like a giant dam made out of blubber.

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• Children should be allowed to sue their parents if given a horrible name.

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• Reboot the LOTR but make it 3 movies per book, just like The Hobbit

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• Make an R-rated version of Watership Down

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• It's 2025: include a bill of 1/2 of the engaged ring when you propose.

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• 3-foot long deodorant sticks!

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• Reboot the movie "Big" from 1988 but do a gender swab of the main characters.

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• Reboot Groundhog Day as a multi-season TV series.

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• Self defense training dumies (intented particularly for women) with gouge-able eye sockets and other vital weaknesses designed to be exploited

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• If you find yourself undergoing a lie detector test, just answer everything truthfully in a extremely sarcastic tone.

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• Hockey, but the puck is white so it's really hard to see.

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• Soccer (or football if you prefer...) but there is no yellow/red card or penalty kicks. Hitting/kicking/shoving other players is fair game.

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• Scour pad body suits that you can wear in the shower/bathtub and you can clean it with your entire body!

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• 911 services should be able to call a taxi/uber for you if it's not that serious.

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• Replace all the dear with fish

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• Get back at your girlfriend by telling her you're not in the mood when she wants to have sex.

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• Foot long (or longer) string cheese sticks

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• Change the name of the bird turkey to Türkiye

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• Give everyone money for Xmas, but have in increments that go from least to greatest depending on who you like the most/least.

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