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Rename Canadian geese to American geese

Posted by Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 79 comments

They are a bunch of assholes just like us anyways.

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IHSV1855@reddit

They’re not even called Canadian Geese currently, so this really is a crazy idea!
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

What do you call them? 🥴
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IHSV1855@reddit

They are *Canada* geese, not Canadian geese.
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XROOR@reddit

Rename *WAWA* gas stations to *MahWah*
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

I don't get the reference... 🥴
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XROOR@reddit

Mahwah is an enclave in New Jersey. Wawa is *Ojibwa* for “wild goose”
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Kapitano72@reddit

Turkeys in Turkey are known as "The American Bird".
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Thronado@reddit

In French and Russian, they are known as Indian Birds
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

🤣
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Penis-Dance@reddit

Let's just rename them ducks cause most people don't seem to be able to tell the difference.
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SharonHarmon@reddit

Canada goose is named after a person not the country.
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gadget850@reddit

Joe Canada was a decent guy.
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DevinBelow@reddit

He's not your guy, friend.
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GrandmaSlappy@reddit

He's not your friend, pal.
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andthomp85@reddit

He's not your pal, buddy
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weizenbrot_@reddit

He’s not your pal, mate
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Anindefensiblefart@reddit

They are now "America Goose" and his name is now "John America."
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Bobodahobo010101@reddit

Freedom Fries
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Biuku@reddit

The absolute dumbest country on Earth.
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

I wouldn't quite go that far. *(I've been to Afghanistan...)* We've been regressing as a nation since 2016, I think. 😮‍💨
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IncidentFuture@reddit

Longer than that. Remember "freedom fries"?
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wookiekitty@reddit

Earth? You mean Planet America?
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Mazon_Del@reddit

The Orangenfuhrer will probably do this.
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

I wouldn't be surprised at this point. And people actually believed his campaign lies? 😮‍💨
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SolomonBelial@reddit

Considering how they migrate over the border without permission, Canadian geese are more likely to be accused of eating our pet cats and dogs before being sent to Guantanamo Bay.
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jaspersgroove@reddit

If you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!
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Fun-Security-8758@reddit

You better fix that divot 'cause Canada gooses would fix it for you!
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Sudden_Structure@reddit

Those are fuckin Canada gooses. Those are Canada’s fuckin gooses.
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twodogsbarkin@reddit

Big shoots
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JonesyAndReilly@reddit

Woah buddy
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Ok_Independence2928@reddit

I think we should rename Canadian Geese as Gulf of America
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

That is the hidden joke behind this post. 😉
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CagedWire@reddit

It's Canada geese. We don't give them passports.
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

We call them American alligators, not America alligators... 🙄 (Mild/ S, light banter) 😁
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BongsAndCoffee@reddit

Well you can call these whatever the hell you want, they are yours now. They don't fit in up here. No tariffs, no taxes. They belong to you.
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

Well, they're American geese now! 😉
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a-lonely-panda@reddit

Thanks I hate it
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

You're welcome! 😁
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One_Planche_Man@reddit

While we're at it, we should rename Canada "North America" and rename Mexico "South America" and--wait a minute...
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

Ha! 😁
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mostirreverent@reddit

Just called them lawn crappers
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

Chicken cobras works too. 😉
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lkodl@reddit

Canadian Bacon is now officially American Circled Ham.
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midri@reddit

I hope they don't... I'd lose one of my favorite jokes that I say when I see them... "Look at those CANADIAN geese, taken AMERICAN geese jobs!"
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

The hidden joke behind this post is Lord Damp Nut's idea to rename the Gulf of Mexico into the Gulf of America.
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VincentVanGTFO@reddit

Fuck off, we already renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America like total asshats. You may as well suggest we change Canadian bacon to be bacon... we already have bacon. People call geese, geese... GTFO.
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JEWCEY@reddit

Are they even migrating legally?
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

Reminds me of this previous post I made: https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/s/0lsRrtFRyv
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JEWCEY@reddit

Nice.
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klenigsborg@reddit

Canadian geese are assholes. So yeah, that's perfect
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

I know, right? 😁
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Sudden_Structure@reddit

You got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one [*marinate.*](https://youtu.be/_oK4Q5G1asI?si=wbE6yMEkDT1MShYD)
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don_teegee@reddit

Gulf of Mexico geese.
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

I don't think they go that far south... 😅
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don_teegee@reddit

If we’re just going to make things for no reason then I’m going with that.
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IdubdubI@reddit

They certainly do make it to extreme southern Louisiana
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

I went to Fort Polk Louisiana once. That place sucks.
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IdubdubI@reddit

No líes detected
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DoTheRightThing1953@reddit

They are actually Canadian spies. They have been here for years in the event that the USA decided to annex them.
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sleepsonthejob@reddit

Cobra Chicken
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

Lol, no kidding! 😁
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munq8675309@reddit

They are Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese. They aren't citizens.
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IdubdubI@reddit

So, America Geese?
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ssv-serenity@reddit

Just stay out of their way, be corrdial and considerate and Canadian Geese are fine, much like their non geese cousins.
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

Canadian geese also have a corkscrew penis, similar to the duck: https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY
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ThatOneRandomGoose@reddit

similar to Canadians
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CarlJustCarl@reddit

Hard to argue with this
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otkabdl@reddit

If America takes over Canada I think we'll have to.
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Brian_The_Bar-Brian@reddit (OP)

That sounds reasonable... 😅
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